These pictures make my teeth itch

[havoc]

Doofus said:

Vegan bacon is made of plastic?

Probably tastes like it.

[DodgyGeezer]

eldar said:

Doofus said:

Vegan bacon is made of plastic?

Vegan plastic, naturally.

seems quite discriminatory towards dinosaurs TBH - won't eat animals but reconstituted dinos are fine?

[Sporky]

havoc said:

Doofus said:

Vegan bacon is made of plastic?

Probably tastes like it.

Tastes like Frazzles, but a bit more baconny.

[Doofus]

Sporky said:

havoc said:

Doofus said:

Vegan bacon is made of plastic?

Probably tastes like it.

Tastes like Frazzles, but a bit more baconny.

Even real bacon doesn't taste as baconny as Frazzles.

[Sporky]

Doofus said:

Sporky said:

havoc said:

Doofus said:

Vegan bacon is made of plastic?

Probably tastes like it.

Tastes like Frazzles, but a bit more baconny.

Even real bacon doesn't taste as baconny as Frazzles.

Fair point. More bacon-like?

[Blown2CV]

frazzles have been toned down. The stink and taste only stays around for around 24 hours instead of in the past where they had a documented half life

[Some Gump]

Blown2CV said:

frazzles have been toned down. The stink and taste only stays around for around 24 hours instead of in the past where they had a documented half life

Are cheese moments still toxic for months? Between those and scampi fries, working mans club snacks were particularly out there...

[vaud]

Some Gump said:

Are cheese moments still toxic for months? Between those and scampi fries, working mans club snacks were particularly out there...

scampi fries! nectar of the gods!

[Dal3D]

[jimmytheone]

vaud said:

Some Gump said:

Are cheese moments still toxic for months? Between those and scampi fries, working mans club snacks were particularly out there...

scampi fries! nectar of the gods!

Did you eat them from a blender?

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

vaud said:

Some Gump said:

Are cheese moments still toxic for months? Between those and scampi fries, working mans club snacks were particularly out there...

scampi fries! nectar of the gods!

Advanced scampi fries eating. Roll them on your tongue and shove one up each nostril using only your tongue. Will practice you can do two nostrils with one lunge.

Many happy hours spent training that essential skill.

[lord trumpton]

Dal3D said:

You don't need eyes like a hawk to spot that howler. Who the hell stuck that there; Stevie Wonder?!

[bigpriest]

Blown2CV said:

frazzles have been toned down. The stink and taste only stays around for around 24 hours instead of in the past where they had a documented half life

I'm sure the old bacon powder from Frazzles has been used in Batchelors Super Noodles. House still stinks of bacon 2 days later!

[lord trumpton]

bigpriest said:

Blown2CV said:

frazzles have been toned down. The stink and taste only stays around for around 24 hours instead of in the past where they had a documented half life

I'm sure the old bacon powder from Frazzles has been used in Batchelors Super Noodles. House still stinks of bacon 2 days later!

like kermits middle finger

[Riley Blue]

[CanAm]

lord trumpton said:

like kermits middle finger

[Blown2CV]

vaud said:

Some Gump said:

Are cheese moments still toxic for months? Between those and scampi fries, working mans club snacks were particularly out there...

scampi fries! nectar of the gods!

they've been toned back too... used to be leaving your hands smelling like you've been on a memorable stag do!

[eldar]

CanAm said:

lord trumpton said:

like kermits middle finger

Your middle finger?

[Still Mulling]

Riley Blue said:

[LordGrover]

Nearside slashed, offside not?