Odd things your neighbours do?

[Dromedary66]

9 dolls seems a tad excessive, surely 7 would be fine, he can have sex with a different one every day while the others are drying out.

[elanfan]

JPJPJP said:

Live with 9 life size dolls

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6380139/S...

Not my neighbour, but surely someone’s

What you lot seem to have missed is his name is Everard - I’ll bet he is with 9 to service!

Edited by elanfan on Tuesday 13th November 11:42

[chris-.-]

JPJPJP said:

Live with 9 life size dolls

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6380139/S...

Not my neighbour, but surely someone’s

"Everard Cunion, 62"

Everard

[jdw100]

chris-.- said:

"Everard Cunion, 62"

Everard

Cunion though...? I don't know which is the best bit of the name: Everard or Cunion?

It's just a great combo really.

Cheese and Cunion crisps anyone? Definitely no thank you.

[kowalski655]

Dromedary66 said:

9 dolls seems a tad excessive, surely 7 would be fine, he can have sex with a different one every day while the others are drying out.

I laughed, but also gagged a little, at that thought

[AstonZagato]

jdw100 said:

chris-.- said:

"Everard Cunion, 62"

Everard

Cunion though...? I don't know which is the best bit of the name: Everard or Cunion?

It's just a great combo really.

Cheese and Cunion crisps anyone? Definitely no thank you.

From the "Juvenile things that make you snigger thread"

motco said:

There's a bloke in Aylesbury called Everard Dick and he has a sister called Ophelia...

[Four Litre]

berlintaxi said:

Kinky said:

JPJPJP said:

Live with 9 life size dolls

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6380139/S...

Not my neighbour, but surely someone’s

Fortunately not one of mine

But it is almost a certainty that he is a member on here.

Who gives relationship advice at every opportunity,.. "Smash ehhh back doors in - Get out there smash everything etc"

[johnwilliams77]

berlintaxi said:

But it is almost a certainty that he is a member on here.

It's welshbeef.

[Feirny]

One of my neighbours has a flagpole in his garden, and changes flags every so often for different occasions.

Someone famous dies? Goes to half mast.
A Royal occasion? Special flag for that.

It's currently a St. Georges flag at full mast, last week for Armistice Day was a Union Jack/Flag at half mast.


Oh, and he leaves his garage door open all the time, there's nothing in there except his car during the night.

[Rostfritt]

Feirny said:

One of my neighbours has a flagpole in his garden, and changes flags every so often for different occasions.

Not sure if it was on here, but I heard of someone who had a flag that they put up when they were in and took it down when they weren't. They obviously thought that their home was their castle and they should copy the Queen.

Handy for burglars I suppose.

[Your Dad]

Feirny said:

One of my neighbours has a flagpole in his garden, and changes flags every so often for different occasions.

Someone famous dies? Goes to half mast.
A Royal occasion? Special flag for that.

It's currently a St. Georges flag at full mast, last week for Armistice Day was a Union Jack/Flag at half mast.


Oh, and he leaves his garage door open all the time, there's nothing in there except his car during the night.

Must be related to the people who live here:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.2798068,-1.27215...

Current flag is one of these:

[ianrb]

Your Dad said:

Must be related to the people who live here:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.2798068,-1.27215...

Current flag is one of these:

And they've got it upside down. I mean the flag in the google link, not the one in the picture.

[Feirny]

Your Dad said:

Must be related to the people who live here:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.2798068,-1.27215...

Current flag is one of these:

I've actually passed that a few times, used to live localish to that.

[PositronicRay]

Feirny said:

One of my neighbours has a flagpole in his garden, and changes flags every so often for different occasions.

Someone famous dies? Goes to half mast.
A Royal occasion? Special flag for that.

It's currently a St. Georges flag at full mast, last week for Armistice Day was a Union Jack/Flag at half mast.


Oh, and he leaves his garage door open all the time, there's nothing in there except his car during the night.

I can see the point of the garage thing, it'll discourage break-ins.

[Your Dad]

Feirny said:

Your Dad said:

Must be related to the people who live here:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.2798068,-1.27215...

Current flag is one of these:

I've actually passed that a few times, used to live localish to that.

Not many would admit to actually living in the same village.

[Blown2CV]

not quite a close neighbour, but in my village. Local facebook group has an offshoot buy/sell/swap group which is 80% absolute comedy. All overpriced crap "as new in box" but photos showing damage and covered in decades of bodily fluids. As an example someone the other day had a stty pine homebase chest of drawers from 1995 which looked like it had been assembled whilst pissed, and they had really really badly painted it with gloss paint and called it "upcycled". Photographed terribly in the dark with flash, and with possible dirty underwear on the floor almost out of shot. Looked absolutely hilariously bad. £50. Was probably only half that new. Anyway the thing that came to mind with all this flag bullst was someone that had listed 4 plastic england flags (the like of which seen reducing the fuel economy of battered people carriers) for sale. Not even free, for sale for like a tenner. They obviously didn't sell, but the seller did not give up, every few weeks commenting "bump" on their post to try and raise the profile. Just fking bin them you fking moronic tool.

[silverfoxcc]

It isn't having the dolls that worries me.Its taking it out for a meal at the local Harvester

[jdw100]

silverfoxcc said:

It isn't having the dolls that worries me.Its taking it out for a meal at the local Harvester

I see what you mean - I’d treat them to something nicer.

[Flibble]

jdw100 said:

silverfoxcc said:

It isn't having the dolls that worries me.Its taking it out for a meal at the local Harvester

I see what you mean - I’d treat them to something nicer.

Minimum one Michelin star to meet PH standards I would think.

[nonsequitur]

Flibble said:

Minimum one Michelin star to meet PH standards I would think.

Yes, but tread carefully.