Match.com (Volume 6)

[Blown2CV]

anonymous said:

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i actually offended a group of fellow IT workers once by joking about what sort of jobs you made up when asked by a girl what you do for a living, rather than say IT. They just didn't see it as a joke at all. Well if she would judge you for liking computers then perhaps she is too shallow to be with etc etc etc.

[Steve vRS]

Friendzoned the lass I'm meeting tomorrow but still agreed to go for a drink. I suppose that means if she wants to make the beast with two backs I don't have to feel guilty about leaving afterwards!

[Dagnir]

anonymous said:

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This is just during the browsing though! There's been nothing that I would have wanted success with

It's shocking!

[Gretchen]

Dagnir said:

This is just during the browsing though! There's been nothing that I would have wanted success with

It's shocking!

Please post up a photo of yourself/link to your profile?

[jshell]

Greenish said:

Ok. I have cut round the pics and hidden her face in case she sees and tries to sue

She is pretty too so I think I could be onto a winner.

Haha, in light of the other pulled thread, this made me laugh - I know I shouldn't. SIlly, silly boy!

[SlimRick]

Google search could be bang on the money with this one:

[Saleen836]

SlimRick said:

Google search could be bang on the money with this one:

You have to wonder who took the photos

[moneymakestheworldgoaround]

Right then chaps, what the fk am I doing so wrong or more so how the fk do I make things better?

To make a long story short, the very few matches/replies I get always and I mean always end up with me being told how unattractive I am

This has happened all my life and I'm at the end of believing it will change, I know somebody will take the piss even on here or even doubt what I'm saying is true, but look at my post count, I'm not trolling

From Tinder - Match - in person, the same st happens, even with them both set as far possibly possible, I should also add I'm "only" 23, I'm forever reading on here about various people going on many dates with various different women, how the fk do you do manage that?

Whilst everybody I know is having children or getting engaged, I'm just wondering if there's anybody who is just nice enough to look past my face, I've fked it completely.

Some interesting and funny stories on here though, thanks for the laughs.

[Condi]

Eh? Someone on a date tells you how unattractive you are?! Or is that what you're reading into it?

I suspect its not your looks, or if it is, then are you making an effort with other parts of your appearance? While you cant do that much about your face, you can do plenty about your weight/physique, clothes, hair and attitude.

[NoIP]

Condi said:

Eh? Someone on a date tells you how unattractive you are?! Or is that what you're reading into it?

I suspect its not your looks, or if it is, then are you making an effort with other parts of your appearance? While you cant do that much about your face, you can do plenty about your weight/physique, clothes, hair and attitude.

I suspect he's being slightly economical with the truth.

"Sorry I am not attracted to you" does not equal "you are unattractive".

[moneymakestheworldgoaround]

NoIP said:

I suspect he's being slightly economical with the truth.

"Sorry I am not attracted to you" does not equal "you are unattractive".

Hmm, it's actually more so " You're so unattractive that I'd still say no, if you were the last guy there" I've heard that one 3 times this year, or even "I can't get past looking at that face, good luck unless she's blind."

I'd love to change the way I look but I simply can't afford it....

I keep getting a variation of personal insults, I totally understand that, not everybody finds, everybody attractive but I can count on my one hand, how many times I've not had a personal insult. I get that I'm not the best looking guy, same way I've not chased after the women I'd say are the best looking out there, I care simply for a good personality and morals, it's just been a complete cluster fk, you'll probably read this and think that surely there's no way, but from school, to college, to today, it's all been a massive loads of insults that always revolve around how I look, not how I am as a person,

It's not me reading too far into things, it's what I've actually read or been told in person, so I'm left here, wondering what the fk has gone so wrong that out of the hundreds of women I've spoken to, it's turned into this fk up.

Maybe I'm too young for this, but posting on here is my last hope that somebody could help, maybe knows a solution, or something.

[NoIP]

moneymakestheworldgoaround said:

NoIP said:

I suspect he's being slightly economical with the truth.

"Sorry I am not attracted to you" does not equal "you are unattractive".

Hmm, it's actually more so " You're so unattractive that I'd still say no, if you were the last guy there" I've heard that one 3 times this year, or even "I can't get past looking at that face, good luck unless she's blind."

I know women (and men!) can be bhy but I highly doubt either of those were said to you unless you said something similarly bhy to warrant it. If you are a genuine ugly then your only solution is get yourself ripped or lower your own standards substantially and go with the fatties, milfs and equally ugly ones who will happily shag any bloke with a pulse regardless of what he looks like.

[NoIP]

Post of pic of yourself here and you'll get the truth of the matter, but it will probably be harsh so you'll need a thick skin . Even a full length pic with your face blotted out would quite possibly be enough.

[CaptainSlow]

NoIP said:

moneymakestheworldgoaround said:

NoIP said:

I suspect he's being slightly economical with the truth.

"Sorry I am not attracted to you" does not equal "you are unattractive".

Hmm, it's actually more so " You're so unattractive that I'd still say no, if you were the last guy there" I've heard that one 3 times this year, or even "I can't get past looking at that face, good luck unless she's blind."

I know women (and men!) can be bhy but I highly doubt either of those were said to you unless you said something similarly bhy to warrant it. If you are a genuine ugly then your only solution is get yourself ripped or lower your own standards substantially and go with the fatties, milfs and equally ugly ones who will happily shag any bloke with a pulse regardless of what he looks like.

+1

sounds like you need to go ugly.

[Dedra as a Dodo]

NoIP said:

Post of pic of yourself here and you'll get the truth of the matter, but it will probably be harsh so you'll need a thick skin . Even a full length pic with your face blotted out would quite possibly be enough.

His description's so spectacular, he's got to share a picture!

Unless he's a combination of Shrek and the Elephant Man, I'm struggling to imagine strangers being quite so harsh quite so often.

[Condi]

CaptainSlow said:

NoIP said:

moneymakestheworldgoaround said:

NoIP said:

I suspect he's being slightly economical with the truth.

"Sorry I am not attracted to you" does not equal "you are unattractive".

Hmm, it's actually more so " You're so unattractive that I'd still say no, if you were the last guy there" I've heard that one 3 times this year, or even "I can't get past looking at that face, good luck unless she's blind."

I know women (and men!) can be bhy but I highly doubt either of those were said to you unless you said something similarly bhy to warrant it. If you are a genuine ugly then your only solution is get yourself ripped or lower your own standards substantially and go with the fatties, milfs and equally ugly ones who will happily shag any bloke with a pulse regardless of what he looks like.

+1

sounds like you need to go ugly.

Im calling bullst on the whole thing.

He's getting matches on Tinder and yet the women then say they wouldnt shag him if he was the last man on earth?!

Either:

A) its a wind up
or
B) a personality problem not a looks problem. If you've upset the women that much, hardly surprising they're rude back.

[Blown2CV]

i suspect a woman may say to man, that they previously considered attractive, that they would not have sex with them if they were the last man on earth perhaps if the man has said something pretty offensive in chat or generally acted like a .

[moneymakestheworldgoaround]

I'd post a photo of myself here but I don't think I could take you all taking the piss.

To think it's bullst is quite disheartening if I'm honest though...

I did mention, I've not went after women I'd say are extremely attractive, but to be fair, I've spoken to the whole range you've listed there, and the same results, time after time after time.

To cover the rude part of things; I speak to people, very much, how I'd want to be spoken to myself, so no, I'm not rude in the slightest, especially the fact that some of the tinder matches I've had, within being matched, and seeing the message, they've sent me a message involving what I've mentioned earlier, how can that be, me being rude?

It's like playing a game, I'm not invited to.

Sigh!

[NoIP]

Post examples of the entire dialogues including your initial opening messages.

[xjay1337]

Pics of your face and we will judge.