Match.com (Volume 6)

Match.com (Volume 6)

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hyphen

26,262 posts

89 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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anonymous said:
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Join lots of cycling/swimming clubs, do lots of races?

Loads of fit women in the sporting groups. attend all the social events that go with them.

Pebbles167

3,417 posts

151 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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I know a lot of you will disagree, but I'm sure a lot of girls, who receive a genuine "hi, you sound like fun, up for chatting?" from a guy that they like the look of, will respond.

Half the women I've met on there got started from something similar.

trackdemon

12,149 posts

260 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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olly22n said:
trackdemon said:
Indeed.

Sending tinder/pof matches messages in the same vein as you'd speak to a colleague won't work. Yes, don't go with the vanilla 'hi how are you' approach, but there's millions of ways you can construct an opener. Take advice, read up, change your approach. Or do the same thing and wonder why the results don't change.
bks. I just say hi usually. If they like you they respond. Simple.

If you rely on game get to a bar
Yeah but you look like Brad Pitt & George Clooney made a baby, you utter bd wink X

Dromedary66

1,924 posts

137 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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moanthebairns said:
I dunno what shard is unless its prison slang. Your prison daft.
You see Supraman, PoF is more tailored to the kind of person who never left their Paisley council estate.

Blown2CV

28,697 posts

202 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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your prison daft. I don't know what means but i may start using it.

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

12,787 posts

99 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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Gretchen said:
CaptainSlow said:
Gretchen said:
I suspect you're the female me.
Fancy a fk?
Tell you what, before I was married I wish I knew that the aforementioned statement elicited that kind of response. I would have made it my default line laugh

Pulse

10,922 posts

217 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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olly22n said:
Haha didn’t realise that was you!

Still on for curry on Friday?
There’s enough people in this thread struggling to find a date without you two rubbing it in with your man date plans... hehe

trackdemon

12,149 posts

260 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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olly22n said:
trackdemon said:
olly22n said:
trackdemon said:
Indeed.

Sending tinder/pof matches messages in the same vein as you'd speak to a colleague won't work. Yes, don't go with the vanilla 'hi how are you' approach, but there's millions of ways you can construct an opener. Take advice, read up, change your approach. Or do the same thing and wonder why the results don't change.
bks. I just say hi usually. If they like you they respond. Simple.

If you rely on game get to a bar
Yeah but you look like Brad Pitt & George Clooney made a baby, you utter bd wink X
Haha didn’t realise that was you!

Still on for curry on Friday?
When do I ever turn down curry & beer? wink

trackdemon

12,149 posts

260 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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Pulse said:
olly22n said:
Haha didn’t realise that was you!

Still on for curry on Friday?
There’s enough people in this thread struggling to find a date without you two rubbing it in with your man date plans... hehe
I'll shuffle off that way >>>>>>

hehe

Blown2CV

28,697 posts

202 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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Pulse said:
olly22n said:
Haha didn’t realise that was you!

Still on for curry on Friday?
There’s enough people in this thread struggling to find a date without you two rubbing it in with your man date plans... hehe
i dunno it sounds a bit more romantic to me

Blown2CV

28,697 posts

202 months

Friday 24th August 2018
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olly22n said:
Blown2CV said:
Pulse said:
olly22n said:
Haha didn’t realise that was you!

Still on for curry on Friday?
There’s enough people in this thread struggling to find a date without you two rubbing it in with your man date plans... hehe
i dunno it sounds a bit more romantic to me
Room for one more if you're on a dry patch mate
i'm married


...so yea why not

kowalski655

14,599 posts

142 months

Saturday 25th August 2018
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Grindr doesn't get much of a mention on this thread but it seems to have worked for some biggrin

Blown2CV

28,697 posts

202 months

Saturday 25th August 2018
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kowalski655 said:
Grindr doesn't get much of a mention on this thread but it seems to have worked for some biggrin
there's hardly any women on there, it's a total sausage fest.

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

211 months

Saturday 25th August 2018
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Blown2CV said:
kowalski655 said:
Grindr doesn't get much of a mention on this thread but it seems to have worked for some biggrin
there's hardly any women on there, it's a total sausage fest.
Yeah but always good for a free meal.

Blown2CV

28,697 posts

202 months

Saturday 25th August 2018
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CaptainSlow said:
Blown2CV said:
kowalski655 said:
Grindr doesn't get much of a mention on this thread but it seems to have worked for some biggrin
there's hardly any women on there, it's a total sausage fest.
Yeah but always good for a free meal.
depends what you're willing to eat i suppose.

davhill

5,263 posts

183 months

Sunday 26th August 2018
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Gordon Bennet, talk about suckered.

A short while ago, I posted a picture of a 'lady' culled from
Match and I received all manner of static on here for doing so.
I was accused of being a stalker too and the subject was referred to as
' ...a moderately attractive woman'.

In the end, I bowed to peer pressure and asked the mods to remove the pic.

Well, this afternoon, I showed the picture to a local barista and sked if he recognised the face.
He said, instantly, "That's an A-lister." Looking again, I quickly realised, he's right.

I know that 'granny hair' is a trend at present and I have reason to believe that
there's been botoxery in the lip area.

So, who is she? Sure as Hell not 'Anniepie', 52, 5ft 6in from Kendal.



I went ahead and joined up for a month and wrote - twice. And there was no response,
quel surprise.

Certain individuals on here can now join me in feeling like this...


Shnozz

27,422 posts

270 months

Sunday 26th August 2018
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You sound an utter loon.

dfen5

2,397 posts

211 months

Sunday 26th August 2018
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Well reverse image search shows that image as unique.

Best bet is head to her hometown. Bound to be a mum so start by asking about her outside primary schools.

Pebbles167

3,417 posts

151 months

Sunday 26th August 2018
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I'm intrigued to see where this goes.

Monkeylegend

26,226 posts

230 months

Sunday 26th August 2018
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davhill said:
Gordon Bennet, talk about suckered.

A short while ago, I posted a picture of a 'lady' culled from
Match and I received all manner of static on here for doing so.
I was accused of being a stalker too and the subject was referred to as
' ...a moderately attractive woman'.

In the end, I bowed to peer pressure and asked the mods to remove the pic.

Well, this afternoon, I showed the picture to a local barista and sked if he recognised the face.
He said, instantly, "That's an A-lister." Looking again, I quickly realised, he's right.

I know that 'granny hair' is a trend at present and I have reason to believe that
there's been botoxery in the lip area.

So, who is she? Sure as Hell not 'Anniepie', 52, 5ft 6in from Kendal.



I went ahead and joined up for a month and wrote - twice. And there was no response,
quel surprise.

Certain individuals on here can now join me in feeling like this...

A-lister, yet nobody knows who she is hehe

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