Match.com (Volume 6)
Discussion
TroubledSoul said:
Well she was up for being gagged, restrained, the lot, and I like that kind of s
t but never did any of it for 7 vanilla years with my ex so there was an element of filling my boots involved to be honest 
And you've never seen her since?! Give your head a shake man! If you enjoy that sort of kink and so did she then it's a match made in heaven. Or the dungeon. t but never did any of it for 7 vanilla years with my ex so there was an element of filling my boots involved to be honest Toyoda said:
And you've never seen her since?! Give your head a shake man! If you enjoy that sort of kink and so did she then it's a match made in heaven. Or the dungeon.
I haven't got to the messed up girl who kept making me choke her yet... Both from Sheffield oddly. Must be something in the water there. 
Dromedary66 said:
Were her facebook photos all carefully curated to hide that fact then? Just trying to figure out how she tricked you like that?
It's piss easy. Photos taken from a height. Slim face option selected in selfie mode. Old pics. Plus even some fat birds have regular faces. Always insist on a full body shot, preferably several to be on the safe side. Don't want to end up here (blind date but the same reaction applies)
https://youtu.be/D93SEGQrG18
TroubledSoul said:
marriage break up in December 2017
crazy path
Leeds for a night out
And then I see her. Good God. I knew immediately that I had made a mistake.
vodka
She was a big girl.
FFS.
I laid there wondering how the fk I'd gotten myself into this situation
I haven't seen her since....
crazy path
Leeds for a night out
And then I see her. Good God. I knew immediately that I had made a mistake.
vodka
She was a big girl.
FFS.
I laid there wondering how the f
k I'd gotten myself into this situation I haven't seen her since....
Excellent and people say Leeds is s
te! Been there and done all that. 
TroubledSoul said:
I might add a few more installments later
Oh please do!I've had a few nights out in Leeds like that. Staggering home from the Phono via a chippy and seeing a heart stopping Angel.
Thinking surely she's also gagging for some of the filthy sex that you've dreamed you could have. Even just some cuddles, God's breath she is so hot, heart pumping like never before, play it cool, just politely get in there by making friends with her not so attractive friend first.
Swap phone numbers and addresses and a week later having chatted on the tefelome (mobiles weren't even invented back then) we arrange a date.
YES!!!
Ride all the way to the Wirral on a Kawasaki GPz550 to collect her and bring home my future bride. All planned and arranged, out for the night of our lives to see Dinosaur Jr play at The Duchess Of York in Leeds.
This to be followed by a drunken stroll back to the kebab house where we met and then an endless, unforgettable night of romping on my mate's sofa.
Arrive in the Wirral that balmy Saturday afternoon at the arranged address and time, ring the doorbell and a girl answers;
"Hi is Kate there?"
"I'm Kate"
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te ste ste and more ste. Ah the Phono... That place used to see it’s fair share of alt girls...Paddy_N_Murphy said:
Well ? Did you with Kate?
Anyone for a squirter story ? I'm scared / scarred by it.
FFS...You’ve just restored a memory of the big girl that I’d forgotten I’d forgotten! She thoroughly soaked the bed. I’m still not convinced she didn’t just piss herself...Anyone for a squirter story ? I'm scared / scarred by it.
TroubledSoul said:
I haven't got to the messed up girl who kept making me choke her yet...
The one time I've ever said no to something. If sex experiments go wrong they can be embarrassing, painful or funny. Taking chances with something which can end on a manslaughter charge? No thanks....
Paddy_N_Murphy said:
She said ' I get a bit wet'
My washing line had half a dozen towels and bed linen on the next day.
Funny old phenomenon isn't it?! I think it actually is piss?? Tried googling it after I was on the receiving end of it once. Funnily enough I was with her a while and it only happened once in the early days. I must have peaked too soon My washing line had half a dozen towels and bed linen on the next day.
Quality dit about banging a fat lass. Reminds me of a dirty scutter fattapotamus i (nearly) ended up degrading myself with while home on leave 25-30 years ago.
Getting back to her minging ground floor flat & discovering she had 4 kids - each with a different father, the most recent of whom was inside for a stretch after an armed robbery, gave me the 'leave now & never look back' heebie jeebies.
When she went to check on one of the kids I escaped through the kitchen window, not before accidentally shoving my foot into her full dirty washing up bowl, falling out of the window into a flower bed & then legged it down the road with a squelching shoe.
The mental heiffer ended up coming after me in her car trying to find me while i hid behind a skip in a pub car park before legging to the nearest main road to grab a cab to a train station.
Getting back to her minging ground floor flat & discovering she had 4 kids - each with a different father, the most recent of whom was inside for a stretch after an armed robbery, gave me the 'leave now & never look back' heebie jeebies.
When she went to check on one of the kids I escaped through the kitchen window, not before accidentally shoving my foot into her full dirty washing up bowl, falling out of the window into a flower bed & then legged it down the road with a squelching shoe.
The mental heiffer ended up coming after me in her car trying to find me while i hid behind a skip in a pub car park before legging to the nearest main road to grab a cab to a train station.
Echo66 said:
Quality dit about banging a fat lass. Reminds me of a dirty scutter fattapotamus i (nearly) ended up degrading myself with while home on leave 25-30 years ago.
Getting back to her minging ground floor flat & discovering she had 4 kids - each with a different father, the most recent of whom was inside for a stretch after an armed robbery, gave me the 'leave now & never look back' heebie jeebies.
When she went to check on one of the kids I escaped through the kitchen window, not before accidentally shoving my foot into her full dirty washing up bowl, falling out of the window into a flower bed & then legged it down the road with a squelching shoe.
The mental heiffer ended up coming after me in her car trying to find me while i hid behind a skip in a pub car park before legging to the nearest main road to grab a cab to a train station.
Brilliant! Getting back to her minging ground floor flat & discovering she had 4 kids - each with a different father, the most recent of whom was inside for a stretch after an armed robbery, gave me the 'leave now & never look back' heebie jeebies.
When she went to check on one of the kids I escaped through the kitchen window, not before accidentally shoving my foot into her full dirty washing up bowl, falling out of the window into a flower bed & then legged it down the road with a squelching shoe.
The mental heiffer ended up coming after me in her car trying to find me while i hid behind a skip in a pub car park before legging to the nearest main road to grab a cab to a train station.
Paddy_N_Murphy said:
A sarah purchance??
Ha, no!Condi said:
The one time I've ever said no to something.
If sex experiments go wrong they can be embarrassing, painful or funny. Taking chances with something which can end on a manslaughter charge? No thanks....
Yeah I don't think I did it quite well enough for her as I was overly cautious If sex experiments go wrong they can be embarrassing, painful or funny. Taking chances with something which can end on a manslaughter charge? No thanks....
Echo66 said:
Quality dit about banging a fat lass. Reminds me of a dirty scutter fattapotamus i (nearly) ended up degrading myself with while home on leave 25-30 years ago.
Getting back to her minging ground floor flat & discovering she had 4 kids - each with a different father, the most recent of whom was inside for a stretch after an armed robbery, gave me the 'leave now & never look back' heebie jeebies.
When she went to check on one of the kids I escaped through the kitchen window, not before accidentally shoving my foot into her full dirty washing up bowl, falling out of the window into a flower bed & then legged it down the road with a squelching shoe.
The mental heiffer ended up coming after me in her car trying to find me while i hid behind a skip in a pub car park before legging to the nearest main road to grab a cab to a train station.
Jesus christ, sounds more like an attempted kidnapping.Getting back to her minging ground floor flat & discovering she had 4 kids - each with a different father, the most recent of whom was inside for a stretch after an armed robbery, gave me the 'leave now & never look back' heebie jeebies.
When she went to check on one of the kids I escaped through the kitchen window, not before accidentally shoving my foot into her full dirty washing up bowl, falling out of the window into a flower bed & then legged it down the road with a squelching shoe.
The mental heiffer ended up coming after me in her car trying to find me while i hid behind a skip in a pub car park before legging to the nearest main road to grab a cab to a train station.
Only 'horror' story I can think of was a lass who made the trip to see me after we'd been chatting online for a while...
She arrived with an overnight bag and a mouth full of black stumps... It was only after I'd made my excuses and cut the evening short that I reviewed her photos and realised that there wasn't a single pic with her mouth open, even the smiles were closed lips.
She arrived with an overnight bag and a mouth full of black stumps... It was only after I'd made my excuses and cut the evening short that I reviewed her photos and realised that there wasn't a single pic with her mouth open, even the smiles were closed lips.
Condi said:
The one time I've ever said no to something.
If sex experiments go wrong they can be embarrassing, painful or funny. Taking chances with something which can end on a manslaughter charge? No thanks....
There have been a couple of women who were keen for me to help out enacting a rape fantasy with them. One of whom I'd met approx 2 hours earlier in a sIf sex experiments go wrong they can be embarrassing, painful or funny. Taking chances with something which can end on a manslaughter charge? No thanks....
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