Facebook fails Vol. 2

[SpeedMattersNot]

havoc said:

iacabu said:

I hadn't realised it was so easy to apply for the police these days

Given you only need 2 GCSE's I suspect they're trying to make it as easy as possible for the hard of thinking...

GCSEs*

[havoc]

SpeedMattersNot said:

CSEs*

Ahem...

https://brians.wsu.edu/2016/05/16/acronyms-and-apo...

[Road2Ruin]

havoc said:

SpeedMattersNot said:

CSEs*

Ahem...

https://brians.wsu.edu/2016/05/16/acronyms-and-apo...

Are you quoting an American website? Hand in your PH card at the door.

[havoc]

First one I could find. Too tired to spend ages arguing with some wannabe-pedant on the internet...

[skilly1]

[Rostfritt]

skilly1 said:

'Hilarious Banter'?

It's a length of cable that is 50p/m or found in a skip that he has crimped some connectors and ferrite blocks on to.

[fomb]

Rostfritt said:

skilly1 said:

'Hilarious Banter'?

It's a length of cable that is 50p/m or found in a skip that he has crimped some connectors and ferrite blocks on to.

Also, likely to be pretty much the same speed wise as the cheap flat cable you've already got.

[George Shagger Smiley]

fomb said:

Also, likely to be pretty much the same speed wise as the cheap flat cable you've already got.

Like gold plated connectors, shame about the high O content in the wires or the aluminium connector your shoving it in to

[p4cks]

havoc said:

First one I could find. Too tired to spend ages arguing with some wannabe-pedant on the internet...

The pedant was correct though.

[eldar]

George Shagger Smiley said:

Like gold plated connectors, shame about the high O content in the wires or the aluminium connector your shoving it in to

It is well known among networking experts that the 'flat' RJ11 cables are faster transferring data than 'round' RJ45 cables.

This is because the round cables only allow data bits one after another in procession, and flat cables allow them side by side, up to 4 at once, so much quicker.

Additionally, cables with added thorium offer less resistance so more speed. I can supply custom made ones at only 11.95 a foot plus P&P.

[gazza285]

skilly1 said:

He has a way to go before he reaches HiFi levels of cable bullshine.

[fomb]

eldar said:

George Shagger Smiley said:

Like gold plated connectors, shame about the high O content in the wires or the aluminium connector your shoving it in to

It is well known among networking experts that the 'flat' RJ11 cables are faster transferring data than 'round' RJ45 cables.

This is because the round cables only allow data bits one after another in procession, and flat cables allow them side by side, up to 4 at once, so much quicker.

Additionally, cables with added thorium offer less resistance so more speed. I can supply custom made ones at only 11.95 a foot plus P&P.

Round cables are better for transmitting the zeroes too. The ones have no issue in flat cable but sometimes the zeros get stuck depending on which way they go in.

[deckster]

fomb said:

Round cables are better for transmitting the zeroes too. The ones have no issue in flat cable but sometimes the zeros get stuck depending on which way they go in.

You just need a zero-dimensional de-oscillating polarising pre-filter to get them to all line up in the correct orientation. I can sell you one for a very modest investment.

[SpeckledJim]

deckster said:

fomb said:

Round cables are better for transmitting the zeroes too. The ones have no issue in flat cable but sometimes the zeros get stuck depending on which way they go in.

You just need a zero-dimensional de-oscillating polarising pre-filter to get them to all line up in the correct orientation. I can sell you one for a very modest investment.

You can hear the difference, can't you?

I mean, anyone who is really into music can hear the difference. You can tell it's better, can't you..?

[Starfighter]

deckster said:

fomb said:

Round cables are better for transmitting the zeroes too. The ones have no issue in flat cable but sometimes the zeros get stuck depending on which way they go in.

You just need a zero-dimensional de-oscillating polarising pre-filter to get them to all line up in the correct orientation. I can sell you one for a very modest investment.

Are they like those magnet fitted to fuel systems so all the fuel molecules are lined up and burn better?

[eldar]

deckster said:

fomb said:

Round cables are better for transmitting the zeroes too. The ones have no issue in flat cable but sometimes the zeros get stuck depending on which way they go in.

You just need a zero-dimensional de-oscillating polarising pre-filter to get them to all line up in the correct orientation. I can sell you one for a very modest investment.

The thorium ovalises the zeroes, which mitigates the tendency to stick. We can thank the cold war for that discovery.

The ZDDOF just improves adds a bit more easing. Is yous a GL or GXL, I've already got a GL, is the upgrade worthwhile?

[Kinky]

Cables schmables pah.

That's old hat and such dated tech. I can sell you air which contains all the data you need within it. No cables required.

Again, just a modest investment required ........

[eldar]

Kinky said:

Cables schmables pah.

That's old hat and such dated tech. I can sell you air which contains all the data you need within it. No cables required.

Again, just a modest investment required ........

I though that was vapourware?

[Kinky]

eldar said:

Kinky said:

Cables schmables pah.

That's old hat and such dated tech. I can sell you air which contains all the data you need within it. No cables required.

Again, just a modest investment required ........

I though that was vapourware?

Schhhhh ..... don't tell everyone! It can be our secret. I'll let you in for a 10% cut

[Davetheraver]

No idea how long this will stay live for

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