Facebook fails Vol. 2

[Wobbegong]

zarjaz1991 said:

pc.iow said:

One from my town.

Bloke with ball biting/leg shagging dog calls a lad the N word then stick using mobility scooter riding mental goes all terminator.

Umm...any chance someone could translate this? I really have given it my best shot....

Overweight elderly chap wearing a vest apparently calls a younger chap in a torn t-shirt "". Both guys sound like Hampshire versions of Sylvester Stallone.

During the verbal confrontation, randy dog is trying to suckle his owner's Nutella covered genitals.

Large lady on a mobility scooter armed with a dole pole/lance rolls up, dismounts and starts chasing young chaps with gusto.

[DMN]

pc.iow said:

One from my town.

Bloke with ball biting/leg shagging dog calls a lad the N word then stick using mobility scooter riding mental goes all terminator.

http://www.iwcp.co.uk/news/news/ryde-high-street-c...

Ha ha, this is why I never went drinking in Ryde.

[Notwen]

[HTP99]

I suppose at lest he can see the funny side and is happy to take the piss out of himself.

[p1stonhead]

Notwen said:

I'm actually surprised the 3 and 5 doors are obviously identical in shape and it's just a matter of length. I would have thought they were slightly different.

[alorotom]

That's quite humorous mind

[graham22]

p1stonhead said:

Notwen said:

I'm actually surprised the 3 and 5 doors are obviously identical in shape and it's just a matter of length. I would have thought they were slightly different.

I would love to have been watching the moment he discovered his error.

[RicksAlfas]

He's got a good panel gap round the front edge of the door. Not so good at the back...

[carreauchompeur]

graham22 said:

p1stonhead said:

Notwen said:

I'm actually surprised the 3 and 5 doors are obviously identical in shape and it's just a matter of length. I would have thought they were slightly different.

I would love to have been watching the moment he discovered his error.

Haha, I do this kind of thing all the time. Lack of attention to detail then when I realise it's all swearing and head scratching!

[Dogwatch]

Couldn't he just get a matching one for the other side?

[wibble cb]

Bit of string round the frame , tied off to the other side, jobs a good'un!

[Andyjc86]

Notwen said:

😂😂😂😂

That's made up my otherwise st week!

[Little Pete]

Andyjc86 said:

????????

That's made up my otherwise st week!

Me too. Outstanding!

[Buzz84]

Notwen said:

But the most important question of all hasn't been answered... Did the window work!?!

[S11Steve]

Not sure if this should go in the Council Thread, but...


Guy Who 'Spent £20K To Look Like David Beckham' Says Taxpayers Will Pay For His Life - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4728976/...

His very public FB shows that not everyone approves of his life choices - obviously NSFW - https://www.facebook.com/IAMJACKJOHNSON96

[Usget]

S11Steve said:

Not sure if this should go in the Council Thread, but...


Guy Who 'Spent £20K To Look Like David Beckham' Says Taxpayers Will Pay For His Life - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4728976/...

His very public FB shows that not everyone approves of his life choices - obviously NSFW - https://www.facebook.com/IAMJACKJOHNSON96

That's a real shame, I really liked Better Together

[Gargamel]

S11Steve said:

Not sure if this should go in the Council Thread, but...


Guy Who 'Spent £20K To Look Like David Beckham' Says Taxpayers Will Pay For His Life - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4728976/...

His very public FB shows that not everyone approves of his life choices - obviously NSFW - https://www.facebook.com/IAMJACKJOHNSON96

How sad that some one with a mental illness should be paraded by a newspaper in this way. The guy needs help.

[Driver101]

It's just a constant rehash of the same story. The guy has been all over newspapers and trashy channel 4/5 tv shows for years.

He's just desperate for attention and the papers know it stirs a reaction every time.

[Gav5000]

This came up on my facebook - chap selling his mk4 golf uploads a video to the ad driving at an indicated 145mph on a public road, filming the speedo as he goes.
https://www.facebook.com/gus.man.165/videos/148364...

Edit: still working for me.

Edited by Gav5000 on Thursday 3rd August 12:28

[ApOrbital]

It's been took down.