Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[singlecoil]

Robbo 27 said:

V8mate said:

Offensive? Goodness me, you must make snowflakes look positively robust if you found my comment offensive.

I'm not one to wield the SpaG baton for the sake of it, but someone who complains about those around them making errors, whilst making multiple errors themselves, is fair game.

Now run along and cry to your mummy.

You Pr1ck

You make comments and criticisms out of context and far from the spirit of this thread and the make a comment like cry to your mummy.

You Pr1ck.

I expect he will be back for another go shortly. I hope not because it's messing up the thread.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

singlecoil said:

Robbo 27 said:

V8mate said:

Offensive? Goodness me, you must make snowflakes look positively robust if you found my comment offensive.

I'm not one to wield the SpaG baton for the sake of it, but someone who complains about those around them making errors, whilst making multiple errors themselves, is fair game.

Now run along and cry to your mummy.

You Pr1ck

You make comments and criticisms out of context and far from the spirit of this thread and the make a comment like cry to your mummy.

You Pr1ck.

I expect he will be back for another go shortly. I hope not because it's messing up the thread.

Knock it off chaps. His response to a post that included the term 'how am I supposed to soar with eagles ... ' was perfectly reasonable and rather obviously amusing.

You're in danger of turning Classic from the Mrs (Vol 2) into Inter-necine PH Warfare over apparent sleights (Vol 3,450).

[singlecoil]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

singlecoil said:

Robbo 27 said:

V8mate said:

Offensive? Goodness me, you must make snowflakes look positively robust if you found my comment offensive.

I'm not one to wield the SpaG baton for the sake of it, but someone who complains about those around them making errors, whilst making multiple errors themselves, is fair game.

Now run along and cry to your mummy.

You Pr1ck

You make comments and criticisms out of context and far from the spirit of this thread and the make a comment like cry to your mummy.

You Pr1ck.

I expect he will be back for another go shortly. I hope not because it's messing up the thread.

Knock it off chaps. His response to a post that included the term 'how am I supposed to soar with eagles ... ' was perfectly reasonable and rather obviously amusing.

You're in danger of turning Classic from the Mrs (Vol 2) into Inter-necine PH Warfare over apparent sleights (Vol 3,450).

You suggest we knock it off (which is what I was hoping would happen) then you stir it up again by taking a side

[CharlesdeGaulle]

singlecoil said:

You suggest we knock it off (which is what I was hoping would happen) then you stir it up again by taking a side

OK, whatevs. Let's get the thread re-named Really Dull Things We Post About Each Other Rolleyes, What Me Guv?

[cmvtec]

Europa1 said:

SpeckledJim said:

Europa1 said:

cmvtec said:

I've just had to explain at length to my girlfriend that my moleskin jacket isn't actual made of mole's skin.

This wouldn't have been half as amusing if I didn't recently need to do the same regarding my camel coat.

To be fair to your girlfriend, she wasn't being completely daft regarding a camel coat.

Have you got a pair of crocs?

No; why do you ask?

Of course, pedantry matters and my coat is camel coloured wool.

We had a new one last night:

"What are you going to cook?"

"Spag bol"

"But I don't like mince! Can't you do meatballs instead?"

[Alex@POD]

cmvtec said:

Of course, pedantry matters and my coat is camel coloured wool.

We had a new one last night:

"What are you going to cook?"

"Spag bol"

"But I don't like mince! Can't you do meatballs instead?"

I can see her point, at least you have something to chew with meatballs...

[silverfoxcc]

O/T but from the BiL last night
Situation He lives in Stirling and travels down by the 0524 train to London which goes via Edinburgh.Last year Scotrail removed this service BUT reinstated it this year BiL not a happy bunny as Scotrail do not do and Advanced first fare from Stirling for this service BUT do one for the same train for Edinburgh. There is another Stirling to Edinburgh train at 0526

So i said what is your problem Get a ticket from Stirling to Edinburgh and then your advance ticket from Edinburgh and stay on the 0524
Him but the Edinburgh train leaves at 0526 how am i going to get the 0524 when it gets to edinburgh
Me You will be on the 0524 train with the Stirling Edinburgh ticket
Him no i cant do that it goes before the 0526
Me does the 0524 stop at edinburgh
Him Yes
So so you are on that
Him i have said i cannot get on it
Me you can if you have a ticket

This went round the loop then the penny dropped

[matchmaker]

silverfoxcc said:

O/T but from the BiL last night
Situation He lives in Stirling and travels down by the 0524 train to London which goes via Edinburgh.Last year Scotrail removed this service BUT reinstated it this year BiL not a happy bunny as Scotrail do not do and Advanced first fare from Stirling for this service BUT do one for the same train for Edinburgh. There is another Stirling to Edinburgh train at 0526

So i said what is your problem Get a ticket from Stirling to Edinburgh and then your advance ticket from Edinburgh and stay on the 0524
Him but the Edinburgh train leaves at 0526 how am i going to get the 0524 when it gets to edinburgh
Me You will be on the 0524 train with the Stirling Edinburgh ticket
Him no i cant do that it goes before the 0526
Me does the 0524 stop at edinburgh
Him Yes
So so you are on that
Him i have said i cannot get on it
Me you can if you have a ticket

This went round the loop then the penny dropped

<Pedant alert> The London train is an LNER service

[Europa1]

cmvtec said:

Europa1 said:

SpeckledJim said:

Europa1 said:

cmvtec said:

I've just had to explain at length to my girlfriend that my moleskin jacket isn't actual made of mole's skin.

This wouldn't have been half as amusing if I didn't recently need to do the same regarding my camel coat.

To be fair to your girlfriend, she wasn't being completely daft regarding a camel coat.

Have you got a pair of crocs?

No; why do you ask?

Of course, pedantry matters and my coat is camel coloured wool.

I wasn't thinking of the colour; more the fact that camelhair is used for clothing.

[sc0tt]

matchmaker said:

silverfoxcc said:

O/T but from the BiL last night
Situation He lives in Stirling and travels down by the 0524 train to London which goes via Edinburgh.Last year Scotrail removed this service BUT reinstated it this year BiL not a happy bunny as Scotrail do not do and Advanced first fare from Stirling for this service BUT do one for the same train for Edinburgh. There is another Stirling to Edinburgh train at 0526

So i said what is your problem Get a ticket from Stirling to Edinburgh and then your advance ticket from Edinburgh and stay on the 0524
Him but the Edinburgh train leaves at 0526 how am i going to get the 0524 when it gets to edinburgh
Me You will be on the 0524 train with the Stirling Edinburgh ticket
Him no i cant do that it goes before the 0526
Me does the 0524 stop at edinburgh
Him Yes
So so you are on that
Him i have said i cannot get on it
Me you can if you have a ticket

This went round the loop then the penny dropped

<Pedant alert> The London train is an LNER service

Further Pedant, it's not his missus.

Plot twist?

[silverfoxcc]

scOtt

Specsavers for you

Read my first few words

[nonsequitur]

Europa1 said:

I wasn't thinking of the colour; more the fact that camelhair is used for clothing.

One hump or two?

[sc0tt]

Discussing concerts with the wife last night.

Her, "I've been to see Drake, Whitney and Nicky Minaj"

I replied, "Is Whitney dead now?"

Her, "Yes but I saw her when she was alive".

No S*** Sherlock.

[bobtail4x4]

Mrs bob has a cold, she asked me to pick up some more cold releive capsules,
she used the last lot a month or so back, but didnt think to replace them,

bought some, then decised to buy "jewish penicillin" (chicken soup) for lunch,

just got home she says " I dont like chicken soup" we have been married 35 years, I have seen her eat it several times,


she just ate a bowlful..................

[TwigtheWonderkid]

sc0tt said:

Discussing concerts with the wife last night.

Her, "I've been to see Drake, Whitney and Nicky Minaj"

I replied, "Is Whitney dead now?"

Her, "Yes but I saw her when she was alive".

No S*** Sherlock.

I heard a quiz question that said "name the David Bowie album that came out before he died?"

Errr...all of them!

[j_4m]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I heard a quiz question that said "name the David Bowie album that came out before he died?"

Errr...all of them!

His most recent release was a close one, came out on the 10th when he died on the 8th.

[Shakermaker]

j_4m said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I heard a quiz question that said "name the David Bowie album that came out before he died?"

Errr...all of them!

His most recent release was a close one, came out on the 10th when he died on the 8th.

other way round wasn't it, came out on the 8th, he died on the 10th?

[Blown2CV]

j_4m said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I heard a quiz question that said "name the David Bowie album that came out before he died?"

Errr...all of them!

His most recent release was a close one, came out on the 10th when he died on the 8th.

yes but the wording of the question is stupid, is the point being made

[Monkeylegend]

j_4m said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I heard a quiz question that said "name the David Bowie album that came out before he died?"

Errr...all of them!

His most recent release was a close one, came out on the 10th when he died on the 8th.

So in the history of music has no artist ever had an album/song released after they had died?

[CanAm]

Monkeylegend said:

So in the history of music has no artist ever had an album/song released after they had died?

A good career move in some cases.