Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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PositronicRay said:
CanAm said:
LHRFlightman said:
Just before we left to go on holiday, I turned the water off. Wife told me not to as "it would stop the fridge freezer from working"
Bless.
Now make up your mind! Last week she said:-Bless.
LHRFlightman said:
Left the house to go on holiday and turned off the water under the sink.
Wife: "If you turn the water off, won't that break the fridge?"
Wife: "If you turn the water off, won't that break the fridge?"
Fortunately Mrs PR is sharp as a whip, if she was "slow" I'd not be inclined to boast.
LHRFlightman said:
PositronicRay said:
CanAm said:
LHRFlightman said:
Just before we left to go on holiday, I turned the water off. Wife told me not to as "it would stop the fridge freezer from working"
Bless.
Now make up your mind! Last week she said:-Bless.
LHRFlightman said:
Left the house to go on holiday and turned off the water under the sink.
Wife: "If you turn the water off, won't that break the fridge?"
Wife: "If you turn the water off, won't that break the fridge?"
Fortunately Mrs PR is sharp as a whip, if she was "slow" I'd not be inclined to boast.
Watching The Hunter. Steve Mcqueen's last film?
The scene am watching has a black and a white man only in it. My wife comes in and says she recognises both actors but can't place names. Tell her it is is Steve McQueen and don't recognise other fella. She then asks which one is Steve Mcqueen.
Lost for words.
The scene am watching has a black and a white man only in it. My wife comes in and says she recognises both actors but can't place names. Tell her it is is Steve McQueen and don't recognise other fella. She then asks which one is Steve Mcqueen.
Lost for words.
Unsorted said:
Watching The Hunter. Steve Mcqueen's last film?
The scene am watching has a black and a white man only in it. My wife comes in and says she recognises both actors but can't place names. Tell her it is is Steve McQueen and don't recognise other fella. She then asks which one is Steve Mcqueen.
Lost for words.
Maybe she was thinking of Steve McQueen, the director of "12 Years a Slave" fame The scene am watching has a black and a white man only in it. My wife comes in and says she recognises both actors but can't place names. Tell her it is is Steve McQueen and don't recognise other fella. She then asks which one is Steve Mcqueen.
Lost for words.
cuprabob said:
Unsorted said:
Watching The Hunter. Steve Mcqueen's last film?
The scene am watching has a black and a white man only in it. My wife comes in and says she recognises both actors but can't place names. Tell her it is is Steve McQueen and don't recognise other fella. She then asks which one is Steve Mcqueen.
Lost for words.
Maybe she was thinking of Steve McQueen, the director of "12 Years a Slave" fame The scene am watching has a black and a white man only in it. My wife comes in and says she recognises both actors but can't place names. Tell her it is is Steve McQueen and don't recognise other fella. She then asks which one is Steve Mcqueen.
Lost for words.
Abbott said:
NDA][On a radio phone in said:
DJ: Can you guess the name of this famous sporting commentator?
[Plays audio clip of excited Murray Walker as Nigel Mansell wins]
Caller: Er, dunno. Can you give us a clue?
DJ: Well, his first name sounds like something you'd suck.
Caller: Dickie Davies?
[Plays audio clip of excited Murray Walker as Nigel Mansell wins]
Caller: Er, dunno. Can you give us a clue?
DJ: Well, his first name sounds like something you'd suck.
Caller: Dickie Davies?
Not my wife but presumably somebody's ...
Was in a TV shop this lunchtime, watching the live coverage of the leadership election results on the Beeb. The reporter interviewed a young Tory supporter called Cameron Bradbury, and I remarked to a woman standing next to me, "I wonder if he was named after David?"
She said, "Who's David Bradbury?"
Was in a TV shop this lunchtime, watching the live coverage of the leadership election results on the Beeb. The reporter interviewed a young Tory supporter called Cameron Bradbury, and I remarked to a woman standing next to me, "I wonder if he was named after David?"
She said, "Who's David Bradbury?"
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