Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

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TwigtheWonderkid

43,342 posts

150 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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PositronicRay said:
Taxi driver refused to take me to South Norwood.
I'd say that was his good deed for the day.

matrignano

4,364 posts

210 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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PositronicRay said:
Christmas eve, 9pm 1980, London public transport was shutting down for Xmas, so stuck @ Charing Cross. Taxi driver refused to take me to South Norwood.

Was that Frank?
I thought they can't refuse and have a public duty to take you anywhere?

That's why you never tell them when you're still stood outside the cab, you get in and then tell me

Abbott

2,384 posts

203 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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FFS can we get back on thread subject

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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Abbott said:
FFS can we get back on thread subject
Guess what mrs Abbott said today...yikeshehe

Skyedriver

17,841 posts

282 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Abbott said:
FFS can we get back on thread subject
Guess what mrs Abbott said today...yikeshehe
Threesome with a donkey?

kowalski655

14,635 posts

143 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Guess what mrs Abbott said today...yikeshehe
Who's on first?

StescoG66

2,116 posts

143 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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kowalski655 said:
nonsequitur said:
Guess what mrs Abbott said today...yikeshehe
Who's on first?
He aw he aw he aw he always asks me that........

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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kowalski655 said:
nonsequitur said:
Guess what mrs Abbott said today...yikeshehe
Who's on first?
Great stuff Ski, but how many PHers are old enough to appreciate that?
Oh Christ, just realised that I said something concerning Americana, and probably incurred the displeasure of the Forum STASI.

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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matrignano said:
PositronicRay said:
Christmas eve, 9pm 1980, London public transport was shutting down for Xmas, so stuck @ Charing Cross. Taxi driver refused to take me to South Norwood.

Was that Frank?
I thought they can't refuse and have a public duty to take you anywhere?

That's why you never tell them when you're still stood outside the cab, you get in and then tell me
Might be an idea to follow Abbot’s advice, and get back on thread, but before I go, “can’t refuse? public duty?”, maybe you believe in unicorns too, check out TFLs guidance on the subject.
Plus, South Norwood? Not me, as I’ve said, I’d go anywhere, plus I got my badge in Nov 1982.

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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hehe
RIP thread. Again.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,261 posts

180 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
One or two threads periodically descend into Frank7-bashing and it's pretty unedifying. If you don't like his posts just ignore them. The snide comments are especially rich when they come from those that routinely post utter ste but are very quick to point fingers at others.
Lemming Train said:
hehe
RIP thread. Again.
QED

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
If you don't like his posts just ignore them. The snide comments are especially rich when they come from those that routinely post utter ste but are very quick to point fingers at others.
The irony is very strong here.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Frank7 said:
kowalski655 said:
nonsequitur said:
Guess what mrs Abbott said today...yikeshehe
Who's on first?
Great stuff Ski, but how many PHers are old enough to appreciate that?
Oh Christ, just realised that I said something concerning Americana, and probably incurred the displeasure of the Forum STASI.
Yes Frank. At much costello to yourself.confused

kowalski655

14,635 posts

143 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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Frank7 said:
kowalski655 said:
nonsequitur said:
Guess what mrs Abbott said today...yikeshehe
Who's on first?
Great stuff Ski, but how many PHers are old enough to appreciate that....
Quite a few I suspect Frank! And the youngsters can Google a fine but if classic Comedy

tumble dryer

2,016 posts

127 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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kowalski655 said:
Frank7 said:
kowalski655 said:
nonsequitur said:
Guess what mrs Abbott said today...yikeshehe
[b]Who's on first?
[/b]

Great stuff Ski, but how many PHers are old enough to appreciate that....
Quite a few I suspect Frank! And the youngsters can Google a fine but if classic Comedy
Genius. Never fails. (must be an age thing)

Doofus

25,802 posts

173 months

Saturday 16th November 2019
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tumble dryer said:
Genius. Never fails. (must be an age thing)
It fails at Idontknow. Until, then, it hangs together.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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Skyedriver said:
nonsequitur said:
Abbott said:
FFS can we get back on thread subject
Guess what mrs Abbott said today...yikeshehe
Threesome with a donkey?
Only a threesome? Amateurs.

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

12,914 posts

100 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
One or two threads periodically descend into Frank7-bashing and it's pretty unedifying. If you don't like his posts just ignore them. The snide comments are especially rich when they come from those that routinely post utter ste but are very quick to point fingers at others.
Lemming Train said:
hehe
RIP thread. Again.
QED
predictable, isn't it.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Monday 18th November 2019
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Do they all take after their mothers?

In my rush to leave the house this morning I forgot to ask my mother in law (on babysitting duty) if she’d mind putting the slow cooker on at lunchtime with the casserole stuff I’d made yesterday in the fridge to go on.

No worries - quick text at lunch and she replied within a few mins ‘sure, where’s your slow cooker?’

‘In the bottom cupboard next the fridge’


No further reply.

Get home at 6... ‘oh I couldn’t find your slow cooker in the cupboard, hope that’s not a problem you’ll just have to do it tomorrow?’

Ffs no I can’t because nobody is in the house on a Tuesday to put the cooker on at lunchtime. And upon pointing at the slow cooker front and centre in the cupboard... ‘oh, I didn’t look there I thought you mean the cupboard by the dishwasher’


Doofus

25,802 posts

173 months

Monday 18th November 2019
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Shakermaker said:
Do they all take after their mothers?

In my rush to leave the house this morning I forgot to ask my mother in law (on babysitting duty) if she’d mind putting the slow cooker on at lunchtime with the casserole stuff I’d made yesterday in the fridge to go on.

No worries - quick text at lunch and she replied within a few mins ‘sure, where’s your slow cooker?’

‘In the bottom cupboard next the fridge’


No further reply.

Get home at 6... ‘oh I couldn’t find your slow cooker in the cupboard, hope that’s not a problem you’ll just have to do it tomorrow?’

Ffs no I can’t because nobody is in the house on a Tuesday to put the cooker on at lunchtime. And upon pointing at the slow cooker front and centre in the cupboard... ‘oh, I didn’t look there I thought you mean the cupboard by the dishwasher’
Put the slow cooker on a timer plug or, like we do, put it on Low first thing in the morning.