Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
Shuvi McTupya said:
Abbott said:
Not strictly a dumb remark as the Tide does move around the coast and is not the same at all locations at the same time.
It doesnt vary too much from one side of a river to the other though!The welcome screen in our hotel room read "Welcome Mr Mr" for some reason.
"I wonder if the band is actually staying here" I said to Mrs SCE. At which point she thinks music and starts singing "Mister mister, can't you see I'm burning.....".
"No love, that's the Thompson Twins, you're thinking of 'Doctor Doctor'.
I suppose it could be the Consultant remix but FFS.
"I wonder if the band is actually staying here" I said to Mrs SCE. At which point she thinks music and starts singing "Mister mister, can't you see I'm burning.....".
"No love, that's the Thompson Twins, you're thinking of 'Doctor Doctor'.
I suppose it could be the Consultant remix but FFS.
HTP99 said:
A few days ago whilst I'm working out the food for Christmas day, the wife pipes up "it's terrible as there is so much food waste over Christmas as people go way over the top", which I agree with, anyway she then promptly asks me to get 3 desserts, there's only going to be 6 of us!
1/2 a pudding each sounds pretty restrained. Mrs CK asked her brother what we could bring for Christmas dinner.
He suggested crackers.
She was actually going to buy cheese biscuits until I pointed out he probably meant those things that go bang.
In defence of SWMBO she’s usually pretty switched on but the MIL is staying at the moment which is pretty stressful for everyone.
He suggested crackers.
She was actually going to buy cheese biscuits until I pointed out he probably meant those things that go bang.
In defence of SWMBO she’s usually pretty switched on but the MIL is staying at the moment which is pretty stressful for everyone.
CoupeKid said:
Mrs CK asked her brother what we could bring for Christmas dinner.
He suggested crackers.
She was actually going to buy cheese biscuits until I pointed out he probably meant those things that go bang.
In defence of SWMBO she’s usually pretty switched on but the MIL is staying at the moment which is pretty stressful for everyone.
when i read line 2 of your post i thought the same as your MrsHe suggested crackers.
She was actually going to buy cheese biscuits until I pointed out he probably meant those things that go bang.
In defence of SWMBO she’s usually pretty switched on but the MIL is staying at the moment which is pretty stressful for everyone.
Blown2CV said:
CoupeKid said:
Mrs CK asked her brother what we could bring for Christmas dinner.
He suggested crackers.
She was actually going to buy cheese biscuits until I pointed out he probably meant those things that go bang.
In defence of SWMBO she’s usually pretty switched on but the MIL is staying at the moment which is pretty stressful for everyone.
when i read line 2 of your post i thought the same as your MrsHe suggested crackers.
She was actually going to buy cheese biscuits until I pointed out he probably meant those things that go bang.
In defence of SWMBO she’s usually pretty switched on but the MIL is staying at the moment which is pretty stressful for everyone.
waynedear said:
Watching top gear Africa special today, a map of Africa is shown with the path of the Nile.
Up pipes herself, “I still don’t get how the water can flow from south to north”
I answered bemused “what” she replied “look at the map, it has to go up”
I hope she's a looker and/or utter filth in the sack.Up pipes herself, “I still don’t get how the water can flow from south to north”
I answered bemused “what” she replied “look at the map, it has to go up”
Doofus said:
jontykint said:
Did anybody else’s Mrs forget to pick up 4kg of Prime Rib today?
Happy Xmas.
bks.
No, but as I was going past the butcher's at around 5pm, he gave me a free one that apparently somebody didn't want.Happy Xmas.
bks.
Edited by jontykint on Tuesday 24th December 23:40
Cheers!
Wanted some steak for dinner so popped into the butchers, and cheerily exclaimed "a pound of fillet" butcher (sharp as a whip) retorts. A fiver you don't.
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