Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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wildoliver said:
The other day, looking at floodlights for the back garden, I pick one one up and say this one would do, we will come back and get it when we've got the electricity run to the garage, no point in getting it yet it's not on offer or anything. Sarah comes back with...... I'm not sure this one needs electricity.
Then compounds it by getting grumpy at my look, saying well it doesn't say it needs electricity on the box? I thought you might put a battery in it.
In. A. Floodlight.
Bless her. She's incredibly bright, much cleverer than me, but yeah.
Obviously she isn't battery powered...Then compounds it by getting grumpy at my look, saying well it doesn't say it needs electricity on the box? I thought you might put a battery in it.
In. A. Floodlight.
Bless her. She's incredibly bright, much cleverer than me, but yeah.
For the second time this month I’ve been to a customers house and they have non rechargeable batteries fitted into cordless phone handsets , one woman even argued that they had always been like that ! And they wondered why the handsets didnt last long when on a call . Amazed neither of them had burnt the house down .
After running around this morning doing various chores, we stopped at our local bakery to get lunch, usually a couple of baguettes and cakes.
Mrs Straight Dad decides to stay in the car while I go into the bakerery, requesting that she only wants a baguette, no cake.
I arrive back at the car with two baguettes and an Iced bun for myself. Ooo she says we can have half each.
She's now sitting at home with a face on because she was told no!
Mrs Straight Dad decides to stay in the car while I go into the bakerery, requesting that she only wants a baguette, no cake.
I arrive back at the car with two baguettes and an Iced bun for myself. Ooo she says we can have half each.
She's now sitting at home with a face on because she was told no!
straight dad said:
After running around this morning doing various chores, we stopped at our local bakery to get lunch, usually a couple of baguettes and cakes.
Mrs Straight Dad decides to stay in the car while I go into the bakerery, requesting that she only wants a baguette, no cake.
I arrive back at the car with two baguettes and an Iced bun for myself. Ooo she says we can have half each.
She's now sitting at home with a face on because she was told no!
A failure on your part to understand the psychology of the female of the species. You should have bought two buns anyway. Worst case scenario you get to eat both of them but more likely she changes her mind and eats one staying happy and content in the knowledge that it wasn't really her weakness.Mrs Straight Dad decides to stay in the car while I go into the bakerery, requesting that she only wants a baguette, no cake.
I arrive back at the car with two baguettes and an Iced bun for myself. Ooo she says we can have half each.
She's now sitting at home with a face on because she was told no!
My wife, not long after giving birth to our daughter, referred to a pain "in the arm of her left hand".
Or her left arm, as normal human beings might describe it.
More recently, she was describing to her mother a crime series we had started watching where the main protagonist has a photographic memory.
"Oooh, what's it, called... " she said, "it's on the tip of my tongue... the woman who can't forget things..."
The show is called "Unforgettable".
Or her left arm, as normal human beings might describe it.
More recently, she was describing to her mother a crime series we had started watching where the main protagonist has a photographic memory.
"Oooh, what's it, called... " she said, "it's on the tip of my tongue... the woman who can't forget things..."
The show is called "Unforgettable".
stevensdrs said:
straight dad said:
After running around this morning doing various chores, we stopped at our local bakery to get lunch, usually a couple of baguettes and cakes.
Mrs Straight Dad decides to stay in the car while I go into the bakerery, requesting that she only wants a baguette, no cake.
I arrive back at the car with two baguettes and an Iced bun for myself. Ooo she says we can have half each.
She's now sitting at home with a face on because she was told no!
A failure on your part to understand the psychology of the female of the species. You should have bought two buns anyway. Worst case scenario you get to eat both of them but more likely she changes her mind and eats one staying happy and content in the knowledge that it wasn't really her weakness.Mrs Straight Dad decides to stay in the car while I go into the bakerery, requesting that she only wants a baguette, no cake.
I arrive back at the car with two baguettes and an Iced bun for myself. Ooo she says we can have half each.
She's now sitting at home with a face on because she was told no!
stevensdrs said:
straight dad said:
After running around this morning doing various chores, we stopped at our local bakery to get lunch, usually a couple of baguettes and cakes.
Mrs Straight Dad decides to stay in the car while I go into the bakerery, requesting that she only wants a baguette, no cake.
I arrive back at the car with two baguettes and an Iced bun for myself. Ooo she says we can have half each.
She's now sitting at home with a face on because she was told no!
A failure on your part to understand the psychology of the female of the species. You should have bought two buns anyway. Worst case scenario you get to eat both of them but more likely she changes her mind and eats one staying happy and content in the knowledge that it wasn't really her weakness.Mrs Straight Dad decides to stay in the car while I go into the bakerery, requesting that she only wants a baguette, no cake.
I arrive back at the car with two baguettes and an Iced bun for myself. Ooo she says we can have half each.
She's now sitting at home with a face on because she was told no!
Blown2CV said:
stevensdrs said:
straight dad said:
After running around this morning doing various chores, we stopped at our local bakery to get lunch, usually a couple of baguettes and cakes.
Mrs Straight Dad decides to stay in the car while I go into the bakerery, requesting that she only wants a baguette, no cake.
I arrive back at the car with two baguettes and an Iced bun for myself. Ooo she says we can have half each.
She's now sitting at home with a face on because she was told no!
A failure on your part to understand the psychology of the female of the species. You should have bought two buns anyway. Worst case scenario you get to eat both of them but more likely she changes her mind and eats one staying happy and content in the knowledge that it wasn't really her weakness.Mrs Straight Dad decides to stay in the car while I go into the bakerery, requesting that she only wants a baguette, no cake.
I arrive back at the car with two baguettes and an Iced bun for myself. Ooo she says we can have half each.
She's now sitting at home with a face on because she was told no!
Any fool knows that when a woman eats your food it contains 0 calories.
It is however mans primal urge to protect his food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIsMP6U-a28
It is however mans primal urge to protect his food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIsMP6U-a28
She just phoned me on her way to Tesco to ask where it is.
She's only being going there every fortnight for the last 2 years. It's one of 2 supermarkets in a relatively small town, not easy to miss as it's a big Tesco and it's central.
I have no idea how she finds her way to work. Also her car has satnav, why she couldn't just have used that baffles me
She's only being going there every fortnight for the last 2 years. It's one of 2 supermarkets in a relatively small town, not easy to miss as it's a big Tesco and it's central.
I have no idea how she finds her way to work. Also her car has satnav, why she couldn't just have used that baffles me
Monkeylegend said:
RammyMP said:
fluffekins said:
Where are they going to park the planes now that most flights have been cancelled?
My wife asked me that while watching the news last nightThat seems like a very sensible question to me
Monkeylegend said:
RammyMP said:
fluffekins said:
Where are they going to park the planes now that most flights have been cancelled?
My wife asked me that while watching the news last nightThat seems like a very sensible question to me
straight dad said:
After running around this morning doing various chores, we stopped at our local bakery to get lunch, usually a couple of baguettes and cakes.
Mrs Straight Dad decides to stay in the car while I go into the bakerery, requesting that she only wants a baguette, no cake.
I arrive back at the car with two baguettes and an Iced bun for myself. Ooo she says we can have half each.
She's now sitting at home with a face on because she was told no!
Good man. They've got to learn somehow.Mrs Straight Dad decides to stay in the car while I go into the bakerery, requesting that she only wants a baguette, no cake.
I arrive back at the car with two baguettes and an Iced bun for myself. Ooo she says we can have half each.
She's now sitting at home with a face on because she was told no!
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