Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

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BT Summers

702 posts

61 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Overheard at work.

  1. 1, He has been for a hearing test, he says that his ears are too sensitive, he can hear a dog whistle.
  1. 2 I can 'ardly 'ear 'em bark.

Whoozit

3,600 posts

269 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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Antony Moxey said:
Genuinely, why don’t you give a proper earful back? I honestly can’t understand why people are prepared to put up with such appalling behaviour from their other halfs.
I'm more the clenched teeth, "dear, this is in the sink again..." type.

nessiemac

1,546 posts

241 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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Fastchas said:
J4CKO said:
Mine was on at me this morning as apparently the coffee grounds from my cafetierre will definitely block the drains.

2 scoops of coffee, then diluted with clean water and swilled down will block a 2 inch pipe in no time apparently.

Realistic concern or just one of those things she talks about with no actual evidence, my thinking is its diluted to the point its not a problem but she is now insisting it is disposed like its nuclear waste.

Sam as anything greasy, cant but grease down the drain, which is fine but when its been emulsified with soap I would say it can quite happily go down the drain.

Now at the point where its just easier to have instant !
Drain workers won't like you! They say it returns to its solid grease state when the soap breaks down and it cools. Which is probably contributing to the 'fatbergs' in the city's drains.
fking coffee grounds were the bane of our lives for years at work.

I'm an aircraft engineer and our old fleet of B767's would regularly be snagged for blocked drain lines from the galleys. Once the lines were broken down it was always coffee grounds that were the problem. They would literally congeal and go rock hard and sometimes it was quicker to just change the pipes than try and unblock them.

They were supposed to be chucked down the toilet but that was too much hassle for the hosties so despite years of corporate advice and notices it never stopped.

The fleets gone now so all good!!

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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nessiemac said:
fking coffee grounds were the bane of our lives for years at work.

I'm an aircraft engineer and our old fleet of B767's would regularly be snagged for blocked drain lines from the galleys. Once the lines were broken down it was always coffee grounds that were the problem. They would literally congeal and go rock hard and sometimes it was quicker to just change the pipes than try and unblock them.

They were supposed to be chucked down the toilet but that was too much hassle for the hosties so despite years of corporate advice and notices it never stopped.

The fleets gone now so all good!!
Similar happened to the 747 and 777 sinks. The answer? Coffee bags. Like a giant tea bag and no plumbing problems.

(p.s. Did you ever 'rectumfy' a blocked toilet)?

Zoobeef

6,004 posts

158 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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nonsequitur said:
nessiemac said:
fking coffee grounds were the bane of our lives for years at work.

I'm an aircraft engineer and our old fleet of B767's would regularly be snagged for blocked drain lines from the galleys. Once the lines were broken down it was always coffee grounds that were the problem. They would literally congeal and go rock hard and sometimes it was quicker to just change the pipes than try and unblock them.

They were supposed to be chucked down the toilet but that was too much hassle for the hosties so despite years of corporate advice and notices it never stopped.

The fleets gone now so all good!!
Similar happened to the 747 and 777 sinks. The answer? Coffee bags. Like a giant tea bag and no plumbing problems.

(p.s. Did you ever 'rectumfy' a blocked toilet)?
Same on the trains. Transformers under 1 St class covered in what looks like tar.

nessiemac

1,546 posts

241 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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nonsequitur said:
Similar happened to the 747 and 777 sinks. The answer? Coffee bags. Like a giant tea bag and no plumbing problems.

(p.s. Did you ever 'rectumfy' a blocked toilet)?
There have been a few unpleasant challenges over the years.....

Skyedriver

17,850 posts

282 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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nonsequitur said:
DRFC1879 said:
To be fair, she's got a point. You don't hear much about the first fifteen chapels so they must've been pretty crap. hehe
Wasn't that the cistern chapel, with all the paint flush against the ceiling?
You're thinking of the Chapel Cistern,

The first 15 ceilings were just practice runs BTW.
They were later artexed over.



nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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Skyedriver said:
nonsequitur said:
DRFC1879 said:
To be fair, she's got a point. You don't hear much about the first fifteen chapels so they must've been pretty crap. hehe
Wasn't that the cistern chapel, with all the paint flush against the ceiling?
You're thinking of the Chapel Cistern,

The first 15 ceilings were just practice runs BTW.
They were later artexed over.
Nothing will daVinci that is true.

Oldandslow

2,405 posts

206 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Some near neighbours of ours got a hot tub. The youngest daughter's bedroom over looks it (across 2 fences and another neighbour's garden). One night last year she saw them engaged in a bit of al fresco rumpy at 2am in said hot tub. Scarred.

It's been a running joke since then to ask her if the neighbours are in the hot tub or have a cheeky look ourselves. Last night, as I was brushing my teeth, the missus had a look and reported back.

"They're in the hot tub and their back door is wide open to the world"
my shoulders start shuddering
"They'll be getting mice in"
tooth paste on mirror
"There's something wrong with you"

Zoobeef

6,004 posts

158 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Oldandslow said:
Some near neighbours of ours got a hot tub. The youngest daughter's bedroom over looks it (across 2 fences and another neighbour's garden). One night last year she saw them engaged in a bit of al fresco rumpy at 2am in said hot tub. Scarred.

It's been a running joke since then to ask her if the neighbours are in the hot tub or have a cheeky look ourselves. Last night, as I was brushing my teeth, the missus had a look and reported back.

"They're in the hot tub and their back door is wide open to the world"
my shoulders start shuddering
"They'll be getting mice in"
tooth paste on mirror
"There's something wrong with you"
Really don't know why people get sex ponds that are on show to the neighbors.

If you were overlooked and therefore the views were a bit st anyway then a shed with retractable roof might work.

Oldandslow

2,405 posts

206 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Zoobeef said:
Really don't know why people get sex ponds that are on show to the neighbors.
We've speculated that "being on show" may be the whole point.

Blown2CV

28,811 posts

203 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Oldandslow said:
Zoobeef said:
Really don't know why people get sex ponds that are on show to the neighbors.
We've speculated that "being on show" may be the whole point.
this

havoc

30,065 posts

235 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Oldandslow said:
One night last year she saw them engaged in a bit of al fresco rumpy at 2am in said hot tub. Scarred.
eek

How young, how much did she see / understand, how scarred?


...and have you mentioned this to the neighbours? Or indeed the police? (semi-joking, BTW)

alorotom

11,939 posts

187 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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havoc said:
eek

How young, how much did she see / understand, how scarred?


...and have you mentioned this to the neighbours? Or indeed the police? (semi-joking, BTW)
And why would she be looking out the windows at 2am spying on the neighbours from a distance?

For reference, we have a hot tub and it’s used pretty much daily all year round.

Stan the Bat

8,918 posts

212 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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You live next door to him don't you.

alorotom

11,939 posts

187 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Stan the Bat said:
You live next door to him don't you.
No comment ... rofl

Pit Pony

8,557 posts

121 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Antony Moxey said:
Genuinely, why don’t you give a proper earful back? I honestly can’t understand why people are prepared to put up with such appalling behaviour from their other halfs.
Are you divorced yet?


Antony Moxey

8,064 posts

219 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Pit Pony said:
Antony Moxey said:
Genuinely, why don’t you give a proper earful back? I honestly can’t understand why people are prepared to put up with such appalling behaviour from their other halfs.
Are you divorced yet?
Ha, nope. 30 years and going strong!

Clifford Chambers

27,012 posts

183 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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alorotom said:
havoc said:
eek

How young, how much did she see / understand, how scarred?


...and have you mentioned this to the neighbours? Or indeed the police? (semi-joking, BTW)
And why would she be looking out the windows at 2am spying on the neighbours from a distance?

For reference, we have a hot tub and it’s used pretty much daily all year round.
If I'm awake I'll look out, usually moon and stars.sometimes shapes of trees against the night sky. As a child my bed was right by a window.

I'm easily entertained.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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Watching the West Wing episode "The Wake Up Call" my wife says "It's the one with the Latvians from Belarus".