Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
deeen said:
According to Not the Nine O'Clock News, the aftertaste kinda lingers...
The memory kinda lingers iirc.(I occasionally sing the “if I had a bomb and a plane to drop it from, I’d drop it on you, world leaders” and of course a verse or two from “I like trucking and I like to truck” Ah, they don’t write them like that any more).
BreakingBad said:
The memory kinda lingers iirc.
(I occasionally sing the “if I had a bomb and a plane to drop it from, I’d drop it on you, world leaders” and of course a verse or two from “I like trucking and I like to truck” Ah, they don’t write them like that any more).
Don’t forget spitting image and the South African song (I occasionally sing the “if I had a bomb and a plane to drop it from, I’d drop it on you, world leaders” and of course a verse or two from “I like trucking and I like to truck” Ah, they don’t write them like that any more).
PositronicRay said:
rossub said:
Not the Mrs, but a female work colleague…
Robins setting up a nest in her garden…. she thought they were gay robins, as both had a red breast
I suggest you Google red breasted British birds. Robins setting up a nest in her garden…. she thought they were gay robins, as both had a red breast
king HORSE wtf has she got some ladders for the horse ?rossub said:
Not the Mrs, but a female work colleague…
Robins setting up a nest in her garden…. she thought they were gay robins, as both had a red breast
On the bird theme...Robins setting up a nest in her garden…. she thought they were gay robins, as both had a red breast
We heard a Cuckoo the other day and I was trying to spot it in the trees, pointed out what I thought it might be and she said "that can't be it, it's way too big". I explained they are about the size of a long Collard Dove and again "no they're not, they are tiny". Confused, I asked her why she thought that...apparently it's because they must be small as the ones in clocks are always the same size and they are tiny.... And that's why I love her!
DocJock said:
Me: I thought you were buying that MX5 today.
Her: Yeah, but I bought a horse instead.
Is your other half related to these guys...Her: Yeah, but I bought a horse instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
havoc said:
Christ, I haven't laughed like that in ages. Thank you!I have just come in from shopping for tonight’s dinner
The kitchen smelt strange…
I opened the oven,… two wooden chopping boards singed at the edges were roasting away at 200C.
On enquiring why these boards were in the oven, apparently it was to dry them,…but she’d forgotten and gone off to do smothering else.
The kitchen smelt strange…
I opened the oven,… two wooden chopping boards singed at the edges were roasting away at 200C.
On enquiring why these boards were in the oven, apparently it was to dry them,…but she’d forgotten and gone off to do smothering else.
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