You know you are getting old when...

You know you are getting old when...

Author
Discussion

Promised Land

4,723 posts

209 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
quotequote all
Chatting to a girl last week in her twenties about music, I mentioned Happy Monday's Step on as probably the best song of 1990, maybe the entire decade, she had never heard of the band or even heard the song. yikes

My mate said later, it was like someone mentioning a sixties song to me in 1990, made me feel old that.

ade73

432 posts

109 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
quotequote all
When the surgery you had on a knackered ankle (snowboarding injury) is failing.

The specialist says if you can put up with the discomfort for 10 years before he goes back in and does what ever he can to improve it
(as it wont last as long this time)


Then when that fails you'll be getting a replacement ankle.


Edited by ade73 on Wednesday 12th December 22:59

The Moose

22,845 posts

209 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
ade73 said:
When the surgery you had on a knackered ankle (snowboarding injury) is failing.

The specialist says if you can put up with the discomfort for 10 years before he goes back in and does what ever he can to improve it
(as it wont last as long this time)


Then when that fails you'll be getting a replacement ankle.


Edited by ade73 on Wednesday 12th December 22:59
Why not get the replacement ankle now when younger and can recover better?

vixen1700

22,885 posts

270 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
Promised Land said:
My mate said later, it was like someone mentioning a sixties song to me in 1990, made me feel old that.
Something popped up on my Facebook page recently saying in two years time the 1990s will have started 30 years ago.

How did that happen?


Monkeylegend

26,361 posts

231 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
The Moose said:
ade73 said:
When the surgery you had on a knackered ankle (snowboarding injury) is failing.

The specialist says if you can put up with the discomfort for 10 years before he goes back in and does what ever he can to improve it
(as it wont last as long this time)


Then when that fails you'll be getting a replacement ankle.


Edited by ade73 on Wednesday 12th December 22:59
Why not get the replacement ankle now when younger and can recover better?
Finding a willing donor is the biggest problem.

"Anyone want's to become Long John Silver?"

bony_13

166 posts

97 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
vixen1700 said:
Something popped up on my Facebook page recently saying in two years time the 1990s will have started 30 years ago.

How did that happen?
Have seen similar saying how 1990 is closer to the moon landings than 2018 (and it is..by a distance). I know 'maffs innit' but the eras seem so much different socially.

kennydies

198 posts

118 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
When you have a threesome so when you fall asleep they have someone to talk to.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
When you listen to some songs from 1993 and think it didn't seem that long ago. You then realise that the 25 years went in a blink of an eye and in another 25 years you will be 70.

Roofless Toothless

5,659 posts

132 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
... When you can remember when footballers used to RUN down the tunnel and on to the field.

motco

15,945 posts

246 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
Joey Deacon said:
When you listen to some songs from 1993 1963 and think it didn't seem that long ago. You then realise that the 25 years went in a blink of an eye and in another 25 years you will be 70.
I'm not commenting on the arithmetic vis á vis age 70...

sgtBerbatov

2,597 posts

81 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
When you remember listening to "If You Tolerate This Then Your Children Will Be Next" on ITV, then buying the 20th Anniversary Edition of the album last week.

Spanglepants

1,743 posts

137 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
When you can remember listening to Tears Of A Clown, My Sweet Lord, Im Gonna Run Away From You and Melting Pot on the Radio, just before you left for school

Sticks.

8,746 posts

251 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
When you're looking on the John Lewis website for Christmas presents, you click on the section 'presents for grandparents' and you either have or want many of the items.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
Spanglepants said:
When you can remember listening to Tears Of A Clown, My Sweet Lord, Im Gonna Run Away From You and Melting Pot on the Radio, just before you left for school
when I left school the Beatles released 'Love me Do' and the first James Bond film was premiered.( Can't remember the year.hehe).

Laurel Green

30,778 posts

232 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
1962!

ade73

432 posts

109 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
The Moose said:
Why not get the replacement ankle now when younger and can recover better?
Its something they would like to do only once if possible, so for it to last the rest of your life they try to hold off on doing it until later in life.


I still snowboard though, so it could go quicker. biggrin

P5BNij

15,875 posts

106 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
When you look in the mirror and not only see your Dad staring back at you, but his Dad too, even though you never really knew him.

When you put on the 50th anniversary edition of the White Album and remember vividly your uncle placing his record player's wooden encased speaker on the window sill blasting out 'Helter Skelter' at full volume so the neighbours could hear it, crackles and all, the Christmas just after after the LP was released.

When you buy your second midlife crisis Rover P5B Coupe which your Mrs dubs 'the big Jewish car' precisely forty years after your Jewish Grandad's stereotypical Jewish fur coat wearing cousin bought one of the last ones ever built brand new. It was his third in a row too, oi vay.



Abbott

2,382 posts

203 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
When you meet a new customer and he is younger than your son.
You then regale him with some good old stories and realise he wasn't even born when it happened.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
Telling some classic lines from Airplane! and they were confused and then realised that they weren't even born.

glenrobbo

35,242 posts

150 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
quotequote all
motco said:
Joey Deacon said:
When you listen to some songs from 1993 1963
1953 and think it didn't seem that long ago. You then realise that all the years went in a blink of an eye and in another 25 years you're now well past 70.
I'm not commenting on the arithmetic vis á vis age 70...
weeping