You know you are getting old when...

[davhill]

How to know you're getting old?

When, every time you move, sit down, get up, pick something up or
bend to put it down, you make 'the dad noise'.

[jakesmith]

Friend having his hair cut Saturday morning, young girl cutting his hair asked what are you doing later, he said "going to see The Prodigy", she said "What's that?"
And that was about 3-4 years ago too

[227bhp]

Farting in public or when talking to someone and carrying on as if nothing has happened.

[Morningside]

Joey Deacon said:

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Remembering who Joey Deacon was and the unintentional effect that had.

[motco]

227bhp said:

Farting in public or when talking to someone and carrying on as if nothing has happened.

And the friend saying quietly in the middle of another sentence then carrying on with that sentence as if he had not said anything "Did you fart..." and you quietly reply "Yes..." and then the subject is never mentioned again. I witnessed exactly this scenario in a works mens' room.

[Riley Blue]

This morning I was making the tea and poured cold water from the filter jug into the mugs rather than hot water from the kettle next to it.

I was talking at the time so it looks like my multi-tasking days are over.

[nonsequitur]

Laurel Green said:

1962!

Yes, 1963. That was it.

[Laurel Green]

[john2443]

When the guy behind you at work is trying to explain £sd to the 30 somethings sitting near him - you understand perfectly but they are looking at him as though he's speaking Klingon!

[Robbo 27]

1/2, 1,3,6,12, 24, ??


You know the next number.

[vixen1700]

john2443 said:

When the guy behind you at work is trying to explain £sd to the 30 somethings sitting near him - you understand perfectly but they are looking at him as though he's speaking Klingon!

To be fair I'm 52 and was five when decimilisation came in and haven't the foggiest apart from ten shillings being 50p.

Half Crown?

[bazza white]

Spotted those old people slippers in the back of the paper the other day, the ones with the velcro. I thought to myself they look comfy.



Im 36

[johnxjsc1985]

bazza white said:

Spotted those old people slippers in the back of the paper the other day, the ones with the velcro. I thought to myself they look comfy.



Im 36

just go with it. they also have some nice elasticated waist Corduroy trousers.

[bazza white]

johnxjsc1985 said:

bazza white said:

Spotted those old people slippers in the back of the paper the other day, the ones with the velcro. I thought to myself they look comfy.



Im 36

just go with it. they also have some nice elasticated waist Corduroy trousers.

Im not that far gone.

[rolex]

When you can fit a whole tin of Quality Street in your glovebox.

[67Dino]

When you’re at a trendy tech firm’s office, you get in the lift, and the other guy says: “you’re the only other person with grey hair I’ve ever seen all day”

[Monkeylegend]

rolex said:

When you can fit a whole tin of Quality Street in your glovebox.

You probably still can, glove boxes have shrunk but by god so have tins of Quality Street.

[Oakey]

When you look in the mirror and see random, long grey hairs growing out of parts of your ears.

I'm 37

[Monkeylegend]

Oakey said:

When you look in the mirror and see random, long grey hairs growing out of parts of your ears.

I'm 37

Wait until you are 67 then, you will think your nose and ears are industrial deep freezers with those dangly strip curtains to keep the cold in.

[33q]

You panic about not being able to buy comfortable shoes ..... Hotters are closing in Meadowhall