You know you are getting old when...

[voyds9]

When comfort is more important than performance

[Borghetto]

When your bus pass arrives, or you qualify for a Senior Railcard.

[Petrus1983]

When you watch Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents - and agree with the parents.

[lord trumpton]

When you can afford expensive stuff

When you can remember TV sets that you had to tune to different channels

When you choose clothes that are well made and will last

When you start feeling content with 'ones lot in life'

[ZesPak]

/thread.

[crankedup]

When you gaze down upon a housing estate and say ' I remember when all that were green fields'.
Buying a cuppa tea, current bun and having change from sixpence.

[Saddle bum]

crankedup said:

When you gaze down upon a housing estate and say ' I remember when all that were green fields'.
Buying a cuppa tea, current bun and having change from sixpence.

You were lucky! In my day we didn't have cups, we held the scalding tea in our bare hands.

[El Guapo]

Saddle bum said:

crankedup said:

When you gaze down upon a housing estate and say ' I remember when all that were green fields'.
Buying a cuppa tea, current bun and having change from sixpence.

You were lucky! In my day we didn't have cups, we held the scalding tea in our bare hands.

Tea? Luxury. The best we could manage was to lick condensation off t'windows.

[JakeT]

El Guapo said:

Saddle bum said:

crankedup said:

When you gaze down upon a housing estate and say ' I remember when all that were green fields'.
Buying a cuppa tea, current bun and having change from sixpence.

You were lucky! In my day we didn't have cups, we held the scalding tea in our bare hands.

Tea? Luxury. The best we could manage was to lick condensation off t'windows.

Windows? How posh. We had to make do with sucking moisture out of rocks.

[Hooli]

JakeT said:

El Guapo said:

Saddle bum said:

crankedup said:

When you gaze down upon a housing estate and say ' I remember when all that were green fields'.
Buying a cuppa tea, current bun and having change from sixpence.

You were lucky! In my day we didn't have cups, we held the scalding tea in our bare hands.

Tea? Luxury. The best we could manage was to lick condensation off t'windows.

Windows? How posh. We had to make do with sucking moisture out of rocks.

Rocks? Pah, ta don't know ta born lad.

[The Nur]

lord trumpton said:

When you can afford expensive stuff

When you can remember TV sets that you had to tune to different channels

When you choose clothes that are well made and will last

When you start feeling content with 'ones lot in life'

But I'm only 28!

[crankedup]

What's to eat mum, 'bread and dripping' get it down yer lad, its good for yer.

[B.J.W]

When a young female colleague at worked joked that giving me a blow job would be like giving one to her dad...

[The Nur]

B.J.W said:

When a young female colleague at worked joked that giving me a blow job would be like giving one to her dad...

Name related?

[Galileo]

When your kids start helping you around the house instead of treating it like a hotel.

[B.J.W]

The Nur said:

B.J.W said:

When a young female colleague at worked joked that giving me a blow job would be like giving one to her dad...

Name related?

That would have been tolerable

[L1OFF]

crankedup said:

What's to eat mum, 'bread and dripping' get it down yer lad, its good for yer.

With Salt

[CaptainSlow]

Galileo said:

When your kids start helping you around the house instead of treating it like a hotel.

When your kids mention what they plan to do to the house when, well just when.

[BryanC]

I'm an Architect.
You realise you are getting old when you remember working as a junior draughtsman designing a building, seeing it built, opening as a lively community centre, going into disuse and finally seeing it demolished.
All that remains are a few broken quarry tiles behind railings and now used as surface car-parking at £4 a day.
Vita producitur.

[vxr8mate]

When the radio is too loud.