Worst Driven Cars

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RS404

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319 posts

202 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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What car are you most likely to be stuck behind? 45 in a 60, slowing down for a junction half a mile before turning, hasn't looked in the rear view mirror since 2005, refusing to overtake a cyclist, stopping at roundabouts when there's no one coming, 30 miles in the slow lane of a motorway with the right hand indicator on, what grinds your gears?

Honda Jazz?


Renault Pope Mobile?

Quhet

2,415 posts

146 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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Picasso and Zafira MPVs.

MG511

1,754 posts

241 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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Quhet said:
Picasso and Zafira MPVs.
Agree 100% with that.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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RS404 said:
Renault Pope Mobile?
Any tall, boxy version of a normal car, or windowed version of a van.

Extra points if it's built in the far east.

Baryonyx

17,995 posts

159 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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I don't really believe in any car stereotype bar white Audis. Okay. I do.


Last night, the terribly driven cars were BMW's. A Z4 botching an overtake and nearly running into an ambulance where two lanes cut down go one on the A1 North past Morpeth. Then coming back the other way later, an E46 coupé driving along without a care in the world, full beam on to cause maximum annoyance to everyone they met, and not reacting to signals back to them.

Cars most likely to hold you up are undoubtedly MPV's, the drivers are usually half asleep.

Geekman

2,863 posts

146 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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Suzuki Splash


stuttgartmetal

8,108 posts

216 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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No, not cars.

Dustbin Lorry Operators.
Worst drivers on the road.
Ignorant fat slobs awaiting a heart attack.
They still eat the big english breakfast dripping in fat, but their colleagues work it off.

Followed by Waitrose Van Drivers.


RobM77

35,349 posts

234 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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I'd like to add "continuing at 40mph in a 30mph limit" to the OP's list! Whenever you're stuck behind someone who does 40mph in a 60 (which I actually have no problem with, it's their free choice to do whatever speed they like), as soon as you get to a 30mph limit, they almost always just continue on as if nothing has changed. My commute involves passing a primary school, and if I'm late for work and it's dropping off time, these people even do 40mph past the school with kids everywhere. What I find very frustrating is that if you do eventually manage to overtake them when safe to do so, no matter how safe the manoeuvre, or how carefully you do it, you always get main beam and shaking of heads.

As for make of car? I've not really noticed a pattern to be honest.

J4CKO

41,490 posts

200 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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Worst driven is a broad term,

  • Some** Cars are driven badly I find, for different reasons
Mini, distracted by phone/make up

Crew Cab Animal type pickups, aggressive, angry short man

Picassos, lost the will to live and is ready to take anyone down with them

Audi, sense of superiority and lack of regard for others

Transit Flatbed with broom sticking out of the top, toothless halfwit/psychopath




Chris71

21,536 posts

242 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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Define worst?

I'd go with any rep-spec Audi as the most bell endishly aggressive. Probably agree with the Zafira for sheer incompetence.

rohrl

8,725 posts

145 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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Any of those boxy little cars with ridiculously tiny wheels which are bought by people who are scared of driving. They will brake for no reason at all if another car comes towards them on a single carriageway road, they can't manouevre for toffee and they won't pull out at a junction or roundabout unless they have a gap of at least 400 yards.


toon10

6,166 posts

157 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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It's easy to say the white Audi diesel lease brigade. Thinking back to the notable instances in the past week or two, here are mine.

Nissan Juke. Dawdling along some country lanes until he sees my German badge behind him. He turned into Lewis Hamilton instantly (only without the talent or car.) I didn't get involved but one overtake ahead of me followed by a slight right hander nearly saw him in the ditch. He was on the gravel edge where the road surface ended and threw up a load of stones for the poor chap he'd just passed.

E90 320 BMW. A collegue of mine on the way to work deciding queuing wasn't for him.

Rover 75 driven by a German collegue of mine at work. Decided again, queues don't work so took the left lane of a roundabout to turn right to skip a line of traffic. Nearly binned it into an unsuspecting van. I did educate him on the cultural differences between our two great nations, mainly we don't like queue jumping in the UK.

Vauxhall Corsa. Someone who clearly needs 3 weeks notice to pull out of junctions. The word hesitation isn't strong enough to use with this guy.

So looking back, white Audi man seems to be the driver that displays poor driving that I'm suprised by the least but really, bad drivers are bad drivers. There's no corrolation in the last 2 weeks with any particular make, model or type of car.

vtecyo

2,122 posts

129 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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I can only comment on what I see, which as I work in a business park is slightly biased.

1 Series and 3 series BMW's. Usually with a small diesel engine in them.

Krikkit

26,514 posts

181 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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Not the cars, but the people imo. The elderly seem to be the worst culprits during daylight hours, the chavs once the sun goes down.

Was following an old biffer in a Corsa down a slip-road a few weeks ago. He accelerated up to about 50-55mph which was fine, then when he got to the point of merging and did an emergency stop right against the give-way line. Completely bizarre as the motorway was completely empty (and I mean empty, no-one else in sight)... Thankfully I had my wits about me.

Edited by Krikkit on Friday 16th October 12:09

RS404

Original Poster:

319 posts

202 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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Car most likely to come round a blind bend in the middle of the road on a country lane at 75mph because THEY won't be the one that gets killed...



Black Range Rover, black wheels, black windows. The car that says fk you very much.

Roger Irrelevant

2,927 posts

113 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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Worst Driven Cars? This one was done not too long ago and the answer (which is blindingly obvious) is the Vauxhall Insignia. In fact from my experience any large Vauxhall is in with a shout, closely followed by any small Vauxhall.

rossub

4,440 posts

190 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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My heart sinks whenever I see a Polo up ahead.

Also the case with the aforementioned Jazz and seemingly more frequently with lupos.

AquaMatt

55 posts

111 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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Nissan Note

Hyundai i10/20

PDP76

2,571 posts

150 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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In my experience, driven by women who thinks it's fast and agile and angry men forced to drive it by their spouses.

budfox

1,510 posts

129 months

Friday 16th October 2015
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Honda Jazz without even the slightest hint of debate.