Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Vipers said:
B'stard Child said:
Vipers said:
B'stard Child said:
Vipers said:
B'stard Child said:
As I said, I am but the B'stard Child said:
Drinks beer, chews fat - then says can we go back to the old days when your jokes were crap but actually made me laugh rather than boil my piss
I can only say each to their own. If you don't like people's jokes, ignore them.I won't tell you what you what the Dachshund said to the Alsatian when they were walking through the snow..........
Vipers said:
B'stard Child said:
Drinks beer, chews fat - then says can we go back to the old days when your jokes were crap but actually made me laugh rather than boil my piss
I can only say each to their own. If you don't like people's jokes, ignore them.I won't tell you what you what the Daschound said to the Alsatian when they were walking through the snow..........
B'stard Child said:
Vipers said:
B'stard Child said:
Drinks beer, chews fat - then says can we go back to the old days when your jokes were crap but actually made me laugh rather than boil my piss
I can only say each to their own. If you don't like people's jokes, ignore them.I won't tell you what you what the Daschound said to the Alsatian when they were walking through the snow..........
And remember how to work out what end of a worm is which.
Put it in a bowl of flour and wait until it farts.
Edited by Vipers on Friday 21st April 22:32
Meanwhile back at the monastery in the early hours of the morning, there is an almighty racket going on, whooping, shouting screaming.
One of the local residents pissed off with the noise goes over and bangs on the door.
The Abbot opens it and says "Yes my son can I help you"
He says "Do you know it's nearly three in the morning and all this noise is keeping everyone up, what on earth is going on in there"
The Abbot says "We are holding a monks ball"
Man says "Well if you let it go maybe we could all get some sleep"
One of the local residents pissed off with the noise goes over and bangs on the door.
The Abbot opens it and says "Yes my son can I help you"
He says "Do you know it's nearly three in the morning and all this noise is keeping everyone up, what on earth is going on in there"
The Abbot says "We are holding a monks ball"
Man says "Well if you let it go maybe we could all get some sleep"
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