Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

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davhill

5,263 posts

183 months

Thursday 25th May 2017
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vx220 said:
Where do pirates buy toys?

Arrrgos
Nah, Toys Rrrrr Us

davhill

5,263 posts

183 months

Thursday 25th May 2017
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What kind of pirates are the worst?

Somarrrli.

schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Thursday 25th May 2017
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davhill said:
vx220 said:
Where do pirates buy plunder toys?

Arrrgos
Nah, Toys Rrrrr Us
Fixed thaaarrt for ye...

davhill

5,263 posts

183 months

Thursday 25th May 2017
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Pirates favourite air show?


Farrrnborough.

schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Thursday 25th May 2017
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davhill said:
What kind of pirates are the worst?

Somarrrli.
Yo ho ho...

McAndy

12,336 posts

176 months

Thursday 25th May 2017
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Please stop.

SlidingSideways

1,345 posts

231 months

Thursday 25th May 2017
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callmedave said:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
for some hanky-panky
Jill forgot to take the pill
and now there's little Franky
Mary had a little skirt
With slits right up the sides
And everytime she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
But she didn't wear that one very often...

Frimley111R

15,537 posts

233 months

Thursday 25th May 2017
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McAndy said:
Please stop.
+1

or create a school jokes thread

davhill

5,263 posts

183 months

Thursday 25th May 2017
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McAndy said:
Please stop.
Ohhh...frigate.

kowalski655

14,599 posts

142 months

Thursday 25th May 2017
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In which country do sheep fall from the sky?
Bahrain.

Or,with all the crap pirate jokes, should I say Barrrrrrain?

Usget

5,426 posts

210 months

Thursday 25th May 2017
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McAndy said:
Please stop.
Or as the French would say... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrretez!

davhill

5,263 posts

183 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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kowalski655 said:
In which country do sheep fall from the sky?
Bahrain.

Or,with all the crap pirate jokes, should I say Barrrrrrain?
Shouldn't it be Baaa rain?

Duke of Kidderminster

733 posts

126 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A Lickalotapuss

McAndy

12,336 posts

176 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Duke of Kidderminster said:
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A Lickalotapuss
A MightNeverGetASoreArse.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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vx220 said:
MartG said:
Help me out...
Ok, but we need to know which one is you...

Skyedriver

17,661 posts

281 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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mybrainhurts said:
vx220 said:
MartG said:
Help me out...
Ok, but we need to know which one is you...
The Addams Family?

MartG

20,622 posts

203 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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vx220 said:
MartG said:
Help me out...
2 girls from The Shining, Damien from The Omen, no idea about the skeletal nun

PoleDriver

28,614 posts

193 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Skyedriver said:
The Addams Family?
That picture could easily end up being a thorn in the President's side!

MartG

20,622 posts

203 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Muntu

7,631 posts

198 months

Saturday 27th May 2017
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I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high

She looked surprised
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