Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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threespires said:
PixelpeepS3 said:
SpeckledJim said:
My wife's a famous porn star. She's going to berserk when she finds out.
where is Berserk? is that in Europe ?Monkeylegend said:
A priest gets caught up in a tsunami so takes refuge on the roof of his house.
.... snip ...
"Forsake you " booms God, "I sent you a row boat, a speed boat and a bloody helicopter"
Possibly (c) Aaron Sorkin Oct 2000, The West Wing.... snip ...
"Forsake you " booms God, "I sent you a row boat, a speed boat and a bloody helicopter"
Nimby said:
Monkeylegend said:
A priest gets caught up in a tsunami so takes refuge on the roof of his house.
.... snip ...
"Forsake you " booms God, "I sent you a row boat, a speed boat and a bloody helicopter"
Possibly (c) Aaron Sorkin Oct 2000, The West Wing.... snip ...
"Forsake you " booms God, "I sent you a row boat, a speed boat and a bloody helicopter"
A little girl asked her mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”! mum replies, “No, because she is in heat.”
“What’s that mean?” asked the child.
“Go ask your father”, answered the mother, “I think he’s in the garage.”
The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”
Dad said, “Bring Belle over here.” He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it and said, “Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block.”
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle?”
“She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”
“What’s that mean?” asked the child.
“Go ask your father”, answered the mother, “I think he’s in the garage.”
The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”
Dad said, “Bring Belle over here.” He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it and said, “Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block.”
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle?”
“She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”
Vipers said:
A little girl asked her mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”! mum replies, “No, because she is in heat.”
“What’s that mean?” asked the child.
“Go ask your father”, answered the mother, “I think he’s in the garage.”
The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”
Dad said, “Bring Belle over here.” He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it and said, “Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block.”
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle?”
“She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”
“What’s that mean?” asked the child.
“Go ask your father”, answered the mother, “I think he’s in the garage.”
The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”
Dad said, “Bring Belle over here.” He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it and said, “Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block.”
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle?”
“She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”
schmunk said:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Over the top moderaters.
Over the top moderaters who?
Over the top moderaters who don't have a sense of humour.
Knock knockWho's there?
Over the top moderaters.
Over the top moderaters who?
Over the top moderaters who don't have a sense of humour.
Who's there?
Schmunk
Schmunk who?
You know, Schmunk, who posted something stupid in the pretence that it was a joke and then got arsey when the mods decided it was inappropriate.
[Vipers mode]Oh, him...[/Vipers mode]
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