Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[Muntu]

Halmyre said:

Muntu said:

Daunting.

Sunrise in Jamaica.

Oh no, let's not have Jamiacan jokes. Except the one about debating - place in Jamaica where you anchor boats.

I played the triangle in a reggae band. I would just stand around and ting.

[Evangelion]

Basting.

The lowest instrument in a reggae band.

[K12beano]

Halmyre said:

Muntu said:

Daunting.

Sunrise in Jamaica.

Oh no, let's not have Jamiacan jokes. Except the one about debating - place in Jamaica where you anchor boats.

Isn't dat demurring?

[K12beano]

Anyway. Pinched from somewhere...

[mickk]

It may cause hair loss but it looks like it also makes you a fanny magnet!

[Halmyre]

K12beano said:

Halmyre said:

Muntu said:

Daunting.

Sunrise in Jamaica.

Oh no, let's not have Jamiacan jokes. Except the one about debating - place in Jamaica where you anchor boats.

Isn't dat demurring?

I don't know, but diffracting is a new way of extracting natural gas in Jamaica.

[Muntu]

I tried decaf last night.

It's the only place to get a decent cup of tea here in Jamaica.

[callmedave]

What have a woman and a washing machine have in common?

They get the washing done but they don't half make a racket!

Edit: terrible spelling!

Edited by callmedave on Wednesday 26th April 11:47

[iwantagta]

callmedave said:

What have a woman and a washroom no machine have in common?

They get the washing done but they don't half make a racket!

[PoleDriver]

What's a no machine?

[Cold]

PoleDriver said:

What's a no machine?

A woman.

[Muntu]

My wife said I should stop posting crap jokes on this thread and take her to shopping or else she'll hit my head on the keyboard

But haha who carexbggsshhdggdhbgshy

[mickk]

My old dad always said "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more"





Great bloke but a terrible anaesthetist.

[Muntu]

The surgeon said, "Do you have a dog?"

I said, "Yes, why?"

He said, "If I can't save your leg, do you want me to keep the bone for him?"

[fatboy18]

Muntu said:

I tried decaf last night.

It's the only place to get a decent cup of tea here in Jamaica.

[Adenauer]

Hello PHers and welcome to your new look forums!

[B'stard Child]

Adenauer said:

Hello PHers and welcome to your new look forums!

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[LordGrover]

Not funny though. Genuinely hurts my eyes even short visits. Complete bunch of clueless fkwits.

[Adenauer]

Sorry, I can't read either of your replies, I hope you liked my joke though. I stole it from a Nerd.

[Evangelion]

Anerd. Isn't that what people in Newcastle call the positive terminal?