Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Monkeylegend said:
oilydan said:
There once was a joke thread on-line
The content was completely sublime
The ten-ish was great
The Lithuanians irate
But the decent into limericks was a crime
descent The content was completely sublime
The ten-ish was great
The Lithuanians irate
But the decent into limericks was a crime
Who referenced a typo by an oilydan
So I flick him the bird
For being absurd
Why be such an authoritarian
oilydan said:
Monkeylegend said:
oilydan said:
There once was a joke thread on-line
The content was completely sublime
The ten-ish was great
The Lithuanians irate
But the decent into limericks was a crime
descent The content was completely sublime
The ten-ish was great
The Lithuanians irate
But the decent into limericks was a crime
Who referenced a typo by an oilydan
So I flick him the bird
For being absurd
Why be such an authoritarian
Just sayin'...
Two policemen with a dog were standing outside of a pub.
A guy comes out, lifts up the dog's tail, shakes his head and walks back inside.
A few minutes later another guy comes out of the pub & does the same thing.
The policemen begin to wonder what's going on but don't say anything.
When a third guy comes out of the pub to look at the dog's arse they stop him and ask 'what are you doing?'
The drunken guy replies 'sorry, but I had to look for myself as there's a bloke in there who says that there's a dog with two a
holes standing at the front of the pub'.
A guy comes out, lifts up the dog's tail, shakes his head and walks back inside.
A few minutes later another guy comes out of the pub & does the same thing.
The policemen begin to wonder what's going on but don't say anything.
When a third guy comes out of the pub to look at the dog's arse they stop him and ask 'what are you doing?'
The drunken guy replies 'sorry, but I had to look for myself as there's a bloke in there who says that there's a dog with two a
holes standing at the front of the pub'.Vipers said:
An American tourists wanders up the bell tower in Notre Dame and sees Quasimodo standing by the bell.
Tourists ask Quassi what he is up to, he says "I am about to ring the bell", at that he smashes his face into the bell, the bell sways, rings and bounces back, quassi again shoves it away with his face.
Tourists asks if he can have a go, Quassi says "Of course"
So the tourists smashes his face into the bell, the bell sways, rings and bounces back hitting the tourists knocking him over the edge and he plumits to the ground below.
Quassi makes his was down from the bell tower, a crowd has gathered around the tourists laying on the ground.
As Quassi reaches the tourists someone says "Anyone know who he is"
Quassi says "I don't know his name but his face rings a bell"
When the brother of the american tourist hear about his demise he immediately boards the next flight to Notre Dame and climbs the bell tower. Tourists ask Quassi what he is up to, he says "I am about to ring the bell", at that he smashes his face into the bell, the bell sways, rings and bounces back, quassi again shoves it away with his face.
Tourists asks if he can have a go, Quassi says "Of course"
So the tourists smashes his face into the bell, the bell sways, rings and bounces back hitting the tourists knocking him over the edge and he plumits to the ground below.
Quassi makes his was down from the bell tower, a crowd has gathered around the tourists laying on the ground.
As Quassi reaches the tourists someone says "Anyone know who he is"
Quassi says "I don't know his name but his face rings a bell"
"How did my brother die?" he demands of Quassi. Quassi demonstrates.
"You mean he died doing this ?" The tourists brother smashes his face into the bell, the bell sways, rings and bounces back knocking him over the edge and he plumits to the ground below.
Quassi makes his way down from the bell tower, a crowd has gathered around the tourists laying on the ground.
As Quassi reaches the tourists someone says "Anyone know who he is ?"
Quassi says "I don't know his name but he's a dead ringer for his brother"
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