Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Even a spy can be on holiday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYkTwXAyOBU&fe...
Roger Moore's first appearance as James Bond, in a 1964 comedy sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYkTwXAyOBU&fe...
Roger Moore's first appearance as James Bond, in a 1964 comedy sketch
silverfoxcc said:
A policeman from near Clapham Junction
Had a penis that just wouldn't function
For the rest of his life
He mislead his poor wife
With some snot on the end of his truncheon
I heard it this way, which imho works better.Had a penis that just wouldn't function
For the rest of his life
He mislead his poor wife
With some snot on the end of his truncheon
A policeman from Beckenham Junction,
Whose organ had long ceased to function,
Maintained his sex life,
By deceiving his wife.
With dexterous use of his truncheon.
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