Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

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kowalski655

14,599 posts

142 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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"Ah Mr Bond,Ive been expecting you" Blofeld St Nick

Halmyre

11,148 posts

138 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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kowalski655 said:
"Ah Mr Bond,Ive been expecting you" Blofeld St Nick
(cough) Old Nick (cough)

(St Nick = Santa Claus)

Doofus

25,732 posts

172 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Halmyre said:
kowalski655 said:
"Ah Mr Bond,Ive been expecting you" Blofeld St Nick
(cough) Old Nick (cough)

(St Nick = Santa Claus)
hehe

Doofus

25,732 posts

172 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Well if Mr Moore becomes a ghost, the only person he'll scare is himself.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

99 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Doofus said:
Halmyre said:
kowalski655 said:
"Ah Mr Bond,Ive been expecting you" Blofeld St Nick
(cough) Old Nick (cough)

(St Nick = Santa Claus)
hehe
St Peter?

Gargamel

14,958 posts

260 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Shakermaker said:
St Peter?
Think it was just The Saint ?

kowalski655

14,599 posts

142 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Shakermaker said:
Doofus said:
Halmyre said:
kowalski655 said:
"Ah Mr Bond,Ive been expecting you" Blofeld St Nick
(cough) Old Nick (cough)

(St Nick = Santa Claus)
hehe
St Peter?
Thats the one I meant, I am not too good withthis religion stuff smile

MartG

20,626 posts

203 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Even a spy can be on holiday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYkTwXAyOBU&fe...

Roger Moore's first appearance as James Bond, in a 1964 comedy sketch

CanAm

9,115 posts

271 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Halmyre said:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
There was no one in the vicinity
Jill Jack came down with minus half-a-crown
But not for fetching water
And Jill minus her virginity
Fixed that for you.

davhill

5,263 posts

183 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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New specialist funeral catering company. For your mince pies only.

Edited by davhill on Tuesday 23 May 15:44

madbadger

11,555 posts

243 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Here's a joke.

Rogers jumper.

PixelpeepS3

8,600 posts

141 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Well, He won't be rogering any more will he?

Dr said No

Laurel Green

30,770 posts

231 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Stiff finger.

PixelpeepS3

8,600 posts

141 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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I really thought he'd die another day.

MartG

20,626 posts

203 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Is St. Irene Fome the patron saint of packaging ?

davhill

5,263 posts

183 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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Laurel Green said:
Stiff finger.
Could be coldfinger.

Laurel Green

30,770 posts

231 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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davhill said:
Could be coldfinger.
thumbup

PoleDriver

28,616 posts

193 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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We're starting to drift into the realms of bad taste here chaps!!
Keep up the good work! thumbup

Sticks.

8,708 posts

250 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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silverfoxcc said:
A policeman from near Clapham Junction
Had a penis that just wouldn't function
For the rest of his life
He mislead his poor wife
With some snot on the end of his truncheon
I heard it this way, which imho works better.

A policeman from Beckenham Junction,
Whose organ had long ceased to function,
Maintained his sex life,
By deceiving his wife.
With dexterous use of his truncheon.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

162 months

Tuesday 23rd May 2017
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You don't live twice......frown
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