Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Vipers said:
Einion Yrth said:
Vipers said:
Doing my best
Do you leave the fantastically unfunny yank post-punch lines in deliberately to annoy people, or do you not notice them? Genuine question.When a woman gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun.
But when a man orders a 240 volt fkmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with six speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non- drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system he's called a pervert ?
But when a man orders a 240 volt fkmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with six speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non- drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system he's called a pervert ?
leigh1050 said:
When a woman gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun.
But when a man orders a 240 volt fkmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with six speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non- drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system he's called a pervert ?
Just going to pop mine back in the wardrobe But when a man orders a 240 volt fkmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with six speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non- drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system he's called a pervert ?
fatboy18 said:
leigh1050 said:
When a woman gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun.
But when a man orders a 240 volt fkmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with six speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non- drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system he's called a pervert ?
Just going to pop mine back in the wardrobe But when a man orders a 240 volt fkmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with six speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non- drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system he's called a pervert ?
fatboy18 said:
leigh1050 said:
When a woman gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun.
But when a man orders a 240 volt fkmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with six speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non- drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system he's called a pervert ?
Just going to pop mine back in the wardrobe But when a man orders a 240 volt fkmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with six speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non- drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system he's called a pervert ?
i just heard a whispa that a lorry carrying 25 tons of chocolate has caught fire on the A2 near bluewater.
Early reports indicate he collided with a double decker and there is a bounty on his head for causing the accident.
Apparently Errol Brown is going to do a tribute concert for those affected
Early reports indicate he collided with a double decker and there is a bounty on his head for causing the accident.
Apparently Errol Brown is going to do a tribute concert for those affected
PixelpeepS3 said:
i just heard a whispa that a lorry carrying 25 tons of chocolate has caught fire on the A2 near bluewater.
Early reports indicate he collided with a double decker and there is a bounty on his head for causing the accident.
Apparently Errol Brown is going to do a tribute concert for those affected
Timeout! Puns on here are a Dime a dozen, please try and stay on Topic.Early reports indicate he collided with a double decker and there is a bounty on his head for causing the accident.
Apparently Errol Brown is going to do a tribute concert for those affected
I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you're still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time go back to scrolling through the rest of PH.
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you're still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time go back to scrolling through the rest of PH.
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