Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
Evangelion said:
(A Welsh accent helps with this one.)
In Cardiff, a young girl burst in, and gushed to her mother,
"Guess what, Mam, I'm getting married."
The mother said, "Oh ... when's the baby due?"
"No, no, I'm not pregnant."
"Oh, there's posh."
New one on me, very good. In Cardiff, a young girl burst in, and gushed to her mother,
"Guess what, Mam, I'm getting married."
The mother said, "Oh ... when's the baby due?"
"No, no, I'm not pregnant."
"Oh, there's posh."
So these two guys walking down the road and the conversation goes like this.
Fancy going to the cinema and see Moby Dick.
No I don't like porn films.
No, it's about Whales.
Don't like the bloody Welsh either.
MartG said:
Just got the rejection letter from the BBC for my latest program idea.
It was going to be an epic drama about rival ice-cream firms .
I was going to call it " Game of Cones "
I know when I'm licked
Just got the rejection letter from the BBC for my latest program idea.It was going to be an epic drama about rival ice-cream firms .
I was going to call it " Game of Cones "
I know when I'm licked
It was going to be an epic drama about old ladies.
I was going to call it " Game of Crones "
Angrybiker said:
MartG said:
Just got the rejection letter from the BBC for my latest program idea.
It was going to be an epic drama about rival ice-cream firms .
I was going to call it " Game of Cones "
I know when I'm licked
Just got the rejection letter from the BBC for my latest program idea.It was going to be an epic drama about rival ice-cream firms .
I was going to call it " Game of Cones "
I know when I'm licked
It was going to be an epic drama about old ladies.
I was going to call it " Game of Crones "
Halmyre said:
Angrybiker said:
MartG said:
Just got the rejection letter from the BBC for my latest program idea.
It was going to be an epic drama about rival ice-cream firms .
I was going to call it " Game of Cones "
I know when I'm licked
Just got the rejection letter from the BBC for my latest program idea.It was going to be an epic drama about rival ice-cream firms .
I was going to call it " Game of Cones "
I know when I'm licked
It was going to be an epic drama about old ladies.
I was going to call it " Game of Crones "
A priest gets caught up in a tsunami so takes refuge on the roof of his house.
A few hours later a guy rows up to him in a row boat and says "Jump in I will row you to safety"
"No thanks " said the priest "my Lord will save me"
A few hours later another man pulls up in a speedboat and says "Jump in I will take you to safety"
"No thanks" says the priest "my Lord will save me"
A few hours later a pilot hovers overhead in a helicopter and drops a rope and shouts "Climb the rope and I will fly you to safety"
"No thanks" says the priest "my Lord will save me"
A few hours later another tidal wave hits the house and the priest is swept to his death.
On reaching the gates of heaven the priest says to God, "Why did you forsake me my Lord in my hour of need and let me drown?"
"Forsake you " booms God, "I sent you a row boat, a speed boat and a bloody helicopter"
A few hours later a guy rows up to him in a row boat and says "Jump in I will row you to safety"
"No thanks " said the priest "my Lord will save me"
A few hours later another man pulls up in a speedboat and says "Jump in I will take you to safety"
"No thanks" says the priest "my Lord will save me"
A few hours later a pilot hovers overhead in a helicopter and drops a rope and shouts "Climb the rope and I will fly you to safety"
"No thanks" says the priest "my Lord will save me"
A few hours later another tidal wave hits the house and the priest is swept to his death.
On reaching the gates of heaven the priest says to God, "Why did you forsake me my Lord in my hour of need and let me drown?"
"Forsake you " booms God, "I sent you a row boat, a speed boat and a bloody helicopter"
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