Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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The Don of Croy

5,976 posts

158 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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ClockworkCupcake

74,402 posts

271 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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The Don of Croy said:
On the one I did (three years ago) the only thing I remember/retained was, when passing a cyclist they recommend/demand you allow sufficient room for the cyclist to fall sideways - so a 6ft cyclist requires minimum 6ft clear passing. Or you don't overtake the wretched person. No excuses. Ho hum.
On the one I did, they actually suggested using your cruise control in 30mph zones to make sure you didn't exceed the speed limit. eek

The level of fkwittery in that suggestion was simply astounding.

GappySmeg

242 posts

106 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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ClockworkCupcake said:
On the one I did, they actually suggested using your cruise control in 30mph zones to make sure you didn't exceed the speed limit. eek

The level of fkwittery in that suggestion was simply astounding.
I'm paranoid now... been doing that for years... sounds quite sensible doesn't it?

ETA set to 33mph to be precise


Edited by GappySmeg on Thursday 19th October 17:52

ClockworkCupcake

74,402 posts

271 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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GappySmeg said:
I'm paranoid now... been doing that for years... sounds quite sensible doesn't it?
Sensible for not breaking the limit, but in an urban environment you should surely be modulating your speed based on the conditions around you, slowing when there are parked cars where a child could dart out between them, etc. With your feet off the pedals and the car (and possibly your attention) on auto then your reaction time to an emergency is lengthened.

Having said that, in stop start traffic where there are no pedestrians around, I do use the Adaptive Cruise Control to match the speed of the car in front. But I don't think that's what the instructor in the Speed Awareness Course was saying. He was literally saying "31mph dangerous, 30mph safe, put car on 30mph cruise" which just seems bonkers to me.

But, for sure, where safe to do so there isn't anything inherently wrong with using cruise. Especially adaptive / radar cruise. It's just the blanket blind mantra of "speed bad" that I found so horrific.


Edited by ClockworkCupcake on Thursday 19th October 17:57

GappySmeg

242 posts

106 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Yep, with you on that.

On thread, it does annoy me how many drivers get right up my chuff whilst I'm doing 33 in a 30 on the cc, disappear like magic into the rear distance when we reach a speed camera, then reappear on my bumper once the speed camera's passed.

phazed

21,844 posts

203 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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GappySmeg said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
On the one I did, they actually suggested using your cruise control in 30mph zones to make sure you didn't exceed the speed limit. eek

The level of fkwittery in that suggestion was simply astounding.
I'm paranoid now... been doing that for years... sounds quite sensible doesn't it?

ETA set to 33mph to be precise


Edited by GappySmeg on Thursday 19th October 17:52
Ditto, I use my Mercedes dystronic system, (brakes and accelerates up to the set limit) usually 5 mph over the speed limit, this allows for the slight over reading of production cars.

phazed

21,844 posts

203 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Europa1 said:
phazed said:
I enjoyed my first course. It was run by an ex advanced cop instructor.

He made it quite fun and we all learned stuff that the general public don't normally know, (inside info on traffic cops why and when they stop etc).

Second course was OK too.
1st course worked well then? wink
it worked very well, thanks for asking! wink Oh, apart from the second time when I paid attention to the satnav that was blinking 40 miles an hour and they had changed the speed limit in Hastings down to 30 miles an hour, doh, I should've been more vigilant!

During the first session, I was singled out by the instructor and asked why I had gone through a speed camera set at 50 at about 57 miles an hour in an area where I have passed hundreds of times before. I instantly retorted that "I hadn't been paying attention as I was talking on my phone" to hoots of laughter from everyone else!

I like to see everyone happy.


ClockworkCupcake

74,402 posts

271 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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droopsnoot

11,812 posts

241 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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phazed said:
I tried to be clever and put in a message my address something like; Joe BloGgs at ya hoo dot com, they picked it up and I had a, "naughty boy" threatening email straight back!
Yes, that annoys me too. I was trying to send a seller my email address so we could bypass the eBay messaging system (not the buying, just the annoying message that doesn't tell either of us when a message has arrived reliably) and I was quite annoyed (and a bit impressed) at how many different formats I could type it in but they could still figure out it was an email address.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

115 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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phazed said:
Europa1 said:
phazed said:
I enjoyed my first course. It was run by an ex advanced cop instructor.

He made it quite fun and we all learned stuff that the general public don't normally know, (inside info on traffic cops why and when they stop etc).

Second course was OK too.
1st course worked well then? wink
it worked very well, thanks for asking! wink Oh, apart from the second time when I paid attention to the satnav that was blinking 40 miles an hour and they had changed the speed limit in Hastings down to 30 miles an hour, doh, I should've been more vigilant!

During the first session, I was singled out by the instructor and asked why I had gone through a speed camera set at 50 at about 57 miles an hour in an area where I have passed hundreds of times before. I instantly retorted that "I hadn't been paying attention as I was talking on my phone" to hoots of laughter from everyone else!

I like to see everyone happy.
Phazed on stun, Mr Sulu.


Edited by nonsequitur on Friday 20th October 20:21

leigh1050

2,372 posts

164 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Bobberoo99 said:
A few miles from where I live there's a pair of cameras on either side of the road just after a bridge, everyone knows they're there and so slow accordingly, a lot of people don't realise that around the bend a little further on is a layby where the police like to sit further down the hill, so many, many people accelerate right after the cameras only to spot the police and then slam the anchors on, at which point it's too late!!!!
A20 by Flamingo Park?

LordJammy

3,112 posts

188 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Due to my job I can be unable to answer my personal phone for hours at a time, one of my friends knows this but instead of just texting me he will ring and ring and ring endlessly. It’s not uncommon to pick my phone up during my break to 30+ missed calls. That’s pretty annoying.

leigh1050

2,372 posts

164 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Leshen

27 posts

82 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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GappySmeg said:
Yep, with you on that.

On thread, it does annoy me how many drivers get right up my chuff whilst I'm doing 33 in a 30 on the cc, disappear like magic into the rear distance when we reach a speed camera, then reappear on my bumper once the speed camera's passed.
My pet hate is where people stop miles away from the traffic light, then creep forward a little, wait a few seconds the creep forward a little and repeat until the light goes green and then just sit there like they have no idea what the green glowing thing means.

MartG

20,624 posts

203 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Leshen said:
GappySmeg said:
Yep, with you on that.

On thread, it does annoy me how many drivers get right up my chuff whilst I'm doing 33 in a 30 on the cc, disappear like magic into the rear distance when we reach a speed camera, then reappear on my bumper once the speed camera's passed.
My pet hate is where people stop miles away from the traffic light, then creep forward a little, wait a few seconds the creep forward a little and repeat until the light goes green and then just sit there like they have no idea what the green glowing thing means.
Oh yes - especially ones who stop so far from the lights that the sensor in the road controlling the lights can't detect them, so the light doesn't change

Cotty

39,389 posts

283 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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LordJammy said:
Due to my job I can be unable to answer my personal phone for hours at a time, one of my friends knows this but instead of just texting me he will ring and ring and ring endlessly. It’s not uncommon to pick my phone up during my break to 30+ missed calls. That’s pretty annoying.
More annoying is when the person who's phone it is leaves it on their desk and goes to a meeting. Then everyone else has to hear the phone go off 30 times. Tell your friend to not ring 30 times as it really is ish behaviour, its what voicemail and text are for, to leave a message.

Bobberoo99

38,368 posts

97 months

Friday 20th October 2017
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leigh1050 said:
Bobberoo99 said:
A few miles from where I live there's a pair of cameras on either side of the road just after a bridge, everyone knows they're there and so slow accordingly, a lot of people don't realise that around the bend a little further on is a layby where the police like to sit further down the hill, so many, many people accelerate right after the cameras only to spot the police and then slam the anchors on, at which point it's too late!!!!
A20 by Flamingo Park?
A3024 into Southampton. smile

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

185 months

Friday 20th October 2017
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Bobberoo99 said:
leigh1050 said:
Bobberoo99 said:
A few miles from where I live there's a pair of cameras on either side of the road just after a bridge, everyone knows they're there and so slow accordingly, a lot of people don't realise that around the bend a little further on is a layby where the police like to sit further down the hill, so many, many people accelerate right after the cameras only to spot the police and then slam the anchors on, at which point it's too late!!!!
A20 by Flamingo Park?
A3024 into Southampton. smile
Ah yes, that grade separated dual carriageway, a very justified 30 limit. rolleyes

Antony Moxey

8,016 posts

218 months

Friday 20th October 2017
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Cotty said:
LordJammy said:
Due to my job I can be unable to answer my personal phone for hours at a time, one of my friends knows this but instead of just texting me he will ring and ring and ring endlessly. It’s not uncommon to pick my phone up during my break to 30+ missed calls. That’s pretty annoying.
More annoying is when the person who's phone it is leaves it on their desk and goes to a meeting. Then everyone else has to hear the phone go off 30 times. Tell your friend to not ring 30 times as it really is ish behaviour, its what voicemail and text are for, to leave a message.
Might be being dim here but how do you leave a voicemail message without ringing the phone?

psi310398

9,037 posts

202 months

Friday 20th October 2017
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Antony Moxey said:
Might be being dim here but how do you leave a voicemail message without ringing the phone?
I think he's referring to the 29 subsequent calls...
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