A bit council Vol 2
Discussion
schmunk said:
BBC: UK hacker exploits online bank loophole to steal £100,000
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40353758
"He spent the money on a BMW, a Range Rover and tattoos for his face."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40353758
"He spent the money on a BMW, a Range Rover and tattoos for his face."
Off the scale really! And only had £40 of it left.
Alucidnation said:
Odd names there"Lucien, 15, Newton, 15, Eylarna, 13 and Tadyius, 12"
austinsmirk said:
J4CKO said:
Was at the airport viewing park at Manchester and that had a few Council visitor, all seemed nice, friendly people but the council was strong, one example, her, conservatively 23 stone on a Mobility Scooter, family bag of Doritos in her lap, short hair dyed the reddest red I have ever seen, fag in hand, lots of gold him maybe edging 30 stone, with dole poles, vaping as if his life depended on it, asking us about the aircraft and whether they could go on, the poor old steps up to the plane were a concern, not sure what their max weight is but a lot of creaking was going on.
It is terrifying how many very big people there are, there is an element of reformed tuber with me as I hit 18 stone but have slimmed back but I was never that big, it must be hell lugging an extra persons worth of weight round on a boiling hot day, an extra couple of stone is hard work, but it does all seem to be geared around instant gratification, smoking, drinking and eating too much, of the wrong stuff. Its just a shame, must really limit what you can do and I guess in that circumstance, you focus on what you can do to derive pleasure and back to the vices, a viscous circle.
There is a direct correlation to the mentalness and councilness of a woman, based on how short their hair is, how lurid the colour is and the volume of gold (or goldish), Jangly jewellery that they wear. It is terrifying how many very big people there are, there is an element of reformed tuber with me as I hit 18 stone but have slimmed back but I was never that big, it must be hell lugging an extra persons worth of weight round on a boiling hot day, an extra couple of stone is hard work, but it does all seem to be geared around instant gratification, smoking, drinking and eating too much, of the wrong stuff. Its just a shame, must really limit what you can do and I guess in that circumstance, you focus on what you can do to derive pleasure and back to the vices, a viscous circle.
Also add in, sheer anger and ability to confront/shout their mouths off.
met a 28 stone lady this week. when she answered the door, I though it a bear was coming me, such was the volume of facial hair and her greggnant stomach looming at me.
You just want to scream: stop feckin eating !!!!! Obviously she had a brand new, all singing and dancing Zafira ont' motability.
Because easy transportation of cake related products is just what she needs. Not a walk perhaps to acquire sugary delicacies.
I dont know how you do it Austin, but I love your insights into the world of council, here in the leafy golden Triangle of Cheshire we miss out, though I do have Vauxhall Astra on axle stands on my drive at the moment which lends a certain Council charm to the place.
OzzyR1 said:
Alucidnation said:
Odd names there"Lucien, 15, Newton, 15, Eylarna, 13 and Tadyius, 12"
OzzyR1 said:
Alucidnation said:
Odd names there"Lucien, 15, Newton, 15, Eylarna, 13 and Tadyius, 12"
A local s
tty secondary, with many councillers!
Rules are poor here but still.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3852062/girls-banned...
tty secondary, with many councillers!Rules are poor here but still.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3852062/girls-banned...
PotatoSalad said:
OzzyR1 said:
Alucidnation said:
Odd names there"Lucien, 15, Newton, 15, Eylarna, 13 and Tadyius, 12"
Don1 said:
PotatoSalad said:
OzzyR1 said:
Alucidnation said:
Odd names there"Lucien, 15, Newton, 15, Eylarna, 13 and Tadyius, 12"
Flat on your face, out of your box, on the pavement at midday,mates trying to revive you=Council. No idea if the guy I passed was out from drugs or booze...actually that gives me an idea for a gameshow
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Announcer: Now its 7 O clock here on Channel 5 & time for our new gameshow, "Smackhead or Pisshead"
Music plays
And heres your host..Daaaaaale Wintoooooonnn
DW:Thank you and welcome to "Smackhead or Pisshead" , tonight we have this chavvy looking scumbag on the streets of Edinburgh, and our contestants have to guess if he is down & out through booze or drugs. So Sue,youre a secretary from Ely, what do you think? Junkie or drunkie?
Sue:Well Dale, he has very dirty trackies, and I think...oh yes, he has, he's pissed himself, so I reckon he is a Pisshead...also because he is from Scotland
DW:And now Darren, a plumber from Batley, what do you think? Beer or gear?
Darren:Well, just take a look at his face, all glazed eyes & blue lips,plus those 2 prison teardrop tattoos, he has to be a smackhead Dale
DW:Well, lets have a look shall we, just roll up those sleeves and..yes..there are the track marks,he's a Smackhead, so Darren, you win £1000. Bad luck Sue but you do get the consolation prize of a "Smackhead or Pisshead" mug.
And as for our chavvy friend, HE gets an all expenses trip to A&E, with a Police escort, all paid for by YOUR taxes! Goodnight
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wibbly lines...wibbley lines
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Announcer: Now its 7 O clock here on Channel 5 & time for our new gameshow, "Smackhead or Pisshead"
Music plays
And heres your host..Daaaaaale Wintoooooonnn
DW:Thank you and welcome to "Smackhead or Pisshead" , tonight we have this chavvy looking scumbag on the streets of Edinburgh, and our contestants have to guess if he is down & out through booze or drugs. So Sue,youre a secretary from Ely, what do you think? Junkie or drunkie?
Sue:Well Dale, he has very dirty trackies, and I think...oh yes, he has, he's pissed himself, so I reckon he is a Pisshead...also because he is from Scotland
DW:And now Darren, a plumber from Batley, what do you think? Beer or gear?
Darren:Well, just take a look at his face, all glazed eyes & blue lips,plus those 2 prison teardrop tattoos, he has to be a smackhead Dale
DW:Well, lets have a look shall we, just roll up those sleeves and..yes..there are the track marks,he's a Smackhead, so Darren, you win £1000. Bad luck Sue but you do get the consolation prize of a "Smackhead or Pisshead" mug.
And as for our chavvy friend, HE gets an all expenses trip to A&E, with a Police escort, all paid for by YOUR taxes! Goodnight
kowalski655 said:
Flat on your face, out of your box, on the pavement at midday,mates trying to revive you=Council. No idea if the guy I passed was out from drugs or booze...actually that gives me an idea for a gameshow
~~~~~
wibbly lines...wibbley lines
~~~~~~~
Announcer: Now its 7 O clock here on Channel 5 & time for our new gameshow, "Smackhead or Pisshead"
Music plays
And heres your host..Daaaaaale Wintoooooonnn
DW:Thank you and welcome to "Smackhead or Pisshead" , tonight we have this chavvy looking scumbag on the streets of Edinburgh, and our contestants have to guess if he is down & out through booze or drugs. So Sue,youre a secretary from Ely, what do you think? Junkie or drunkie?
Sue:Well Dale, he has very dirty trackies, and I think...oh yes, he has, he's pissed himself, so I reckon he is a Pisshead...also because he is from Scotland
DW:And now Darren, a plumber from Batley, what do you think? Beer or gear?
Darren:Well, just take a look at his face, all glazed eyes & blue lips,plus those 2 prison teardrop tattoos, he has to be a smackhead Dale
DW:Well, lets have a look shall we, just roll up those sleeves and..yes..there are the track marks,he's a Smackhead, so Darren, you win £1000. Bad luck Sue but you do get the consolation prize of a "Smackhead or Pisshead" mug.
And as for our chavvy friend, HE gets an all expenses trip to A&E, with a Police escort, all paid for by YOUR taxes! Goodnight
~~~~~
wibbly lines...wibbley lines
~~~~~~~
Announcer: Now its 7 O clock here on Channel 5 & time for our new gameshow, "Smackhead or Pisshead"
Music plays
And heres your host..Daaaaaale Wintoooooonnn
DW:Thank you and welcome to "Smackhead or Pisshead" , tonight we have this chavvy looking scumbag on the streets of Edinburgh, and our contestants have to guess if he is down & out through booze or drugs. So Sue,youre a secretary from Ely, what do you think? Junkie or drunkie?
Sue:Well Dale, he has very dirty trackies, and I think...oh yes, he has, he's pissed himself, so I reckon he is a Pisshead...also because he is from Scotland
DW:And now Darren, a plumber from Batley, what do you think? Beer or gear?
Darren:Well, just take a look at his face, all glazed eyes & blue lips,plus those 2 prison teardrop tattoos, he has to be a smackhead Dale
DW:Well, lets have a look shall we, just roll up those sleeves and..yes..there are the track marks,he's a Smackhead, so Darren, you win £1000. Bad luck Sue but you do get the consolation prize of a "Smackhead or Pisshead" mug.
And as for our chavvy friend, HE gets an all expenses trip to A&E, with a Police escort, all paid for by YOUR taxes! Goodnight
Alucidnation said:
sleepera6 said:
A local stty secondary, with many councillers!
Rules are poor here but still.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3852062/girls-banned...
Excellent response by boys not allowed to wear shorts at an Exeter school.tty secondary, with many councillers!Rules are poor here but still.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3852062/girls-banned...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-4036463...
OzzyR1 said:
Alucidnation said:
Odd names there"Lucien, 15, Newton, 15, Eylarna, 13 and Tadyius, 12"
My new favourite Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/uokhunni/
Home to jems taken from people's Facebook pages like this.
Home to jems taken from people's Facebook pages like this.
Edited by KTF on Thursday 22 June 21:21
J4CKO said:
OzzyR1 said:
Alucidnation said:
Odd names there"Lucien, 15, Newton, 15, Eylarna, 13 and Tadyius, 12"
nicanary said:
J4CKO said:
OzzyR1 said:
Alucidnation said:
Odd names there"Lucien, 15, Newton, 15, Eylarna, 13 and Tadyius, 12"
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