A bit council Vol 2
Discussion
We're all council in that pub though (which has a contemporary roof btw) . Sometimes I don't bother taking the speaker up as the weather may look a bit dodgy for instance, but then it may turn out quite nice in the end, which is when they say I should have brought it up.
Any one of us can Bluetooth our phones to it and play whatever we fancy.
It's actually good fun!
Any one of us can Bluetooth our phones to it and play whatever we fancy.
It's actually good fun!
austinsmirk said:
So today I've spoken to someone who, at the age of 42 can't possibly ever work again because he's struggling with his mobility. Now, he doesn't know that I know him and this is of course untrue.
so the only home he can now live in, as oppose to his 3 bed flat, is a 2 bed new build house.
they must have a house because they want a garden. to buy a trampoline. to help with their daughter's learning. She's at grammar school !!!
The wife cannot possibly work. because she needs to care for him. because he falls asleep and what if he fell asleep when at home cooking without her.
(because we are all cooking endlessly during the day of course ?)
Oh and we'd need to maintain a garden for them.
and they cannot move far from where they are, due to dtr's schooling. Despite the fact that it couldn't be better served by public transport if they tried, as is often the case of these huge "academies".
On a lighter note, I learnt of someone getting £36k a year in tax credits last week. plus all the child care paid for and child benefit.
and someone moaning about late benefits payments, due to her having been in Spain on holiday.
what we need clearly is more food banks and a revolution for the poor and needy. They really have it too hard. Honestly the next thing will be they'll be having to stop going on foreign holidays. or downgrading their sky subscription.
Using the phrase "Dtrs" to refer to anyone's Daugther, is so far off the Scale council, i can't believe this is a PH post and not Mumsnet!,so the only home he can now live in, as oppose to his 3 bed flat, is a 2 bed new build house.
they must have a house because they want a garden. to buy a trampoline. to help with their daughter's learning. She's at grammar school !!!
The wife cannot possibly work. because she needs to care for him. because he falls asleep and what if he fell asleep when at home cooking without her.
(because we are all cooking endlessly during the day of course ?)
Oh and we'd need to maintain a garden for them.
and they cannot move far from where they are, due to dtr's schooling. Despite the fact that it couldn't be better served by public transport if they tried, as is often the case of these huge "academies".
On a lighter note, I learnt of someone getting £36k a year in tax credits last week. plus all the child care paid for and child benefit.
and someone moaning about late benefits payments, due to her having been in Spain on holiday.
what we need clearly is more food banks and a revolution for the poor and needy. They really have it too hard. Honestly the next thing will be they'll be having to stop going on foreign holidays. or downgrading their sky subscription.
Women with hairy arm pits that's got to be council ?
On the train home from work in city of London train stops at New Cross a mouthy late 20's woman gets on clearly on some sort of class A or booze or both starts trying to pole dance by the doors reaching up and down giving everyone a good show of her hairy pits while singing and making a screen of herself
On the train home from work in city of London train stops at New Cross a mouthy late 20's woman gets on clearly on some sort of class A or booze or both starts trying to pole dance by the doors reaching up and down giving everyone a good show of her hairy pits while singing and making a screen of herself
Fleckers said:
Women with hairy arm pits that's got to be council ?
On the train home from work in city of London train stops at New Cross a mouthy late 20's woman gets on clearly on some sort of class A or booze or both starts trying to pole dance by the doors reaching up and down giving everyone a good show of her hairy pits while singing and making a screen of herself
Does that make 1980s West German women council?On the train home from work in city of London train stops at New Cross a mouthy late 20's woman gets on clearly on some sort of class A or booze or both starts trying to pole dance by the doors reaching up and down giving everyone a good show of her hairy pits while singing and making a screen of herself
austinsmirk said:
So today I've spoken to someone who, at the age of 42 can't possibly ever work again because he's struggling with his mobility. Now, he doesn't know that I know him and this is of course untrue.
so the only home he can now live in, as oppose to his 3 bed flat, is a 2 bed new build house.
they must have a house because they want a garden. to buy a trampoline. to help with their daughter's learning. She's at grammar school !!!
The wife cannot possibly work. because she needs to care for him. because he falls asleep and what if he fell asleep when at home cooking without her.
(because we are all cooking endlessly during the day of course ?)
Oh and we'd need to maintain a garden for them.
and they cannot move far from where they are, due to dtr's schooling. Despite the fact that it couldn't be better served by public transport if they tried, as is often the case of these huge "academies".
On a lighter note, I learnt of someone getting £36k a year in tax credits last week. plus all the child care paid for and child benefit.
and someone moaning about late benefits payments, due to her having been in Spain on holiday.
what we need clearly is more food banks and a revolution for the poor and needy. They really have it too hard. Honestly the next thing will be they'll be having to stop going on foreign holidays. or downgrading their sky subscription.
Whats up with his mobility that he can never work again at 42, must have MS or something ? or just very, very fat ?so the only home he can now live in, as oppose to his 3 bed flat, is a 2 bed new build house.
they must have a house because they want a garden. to buy a trampoline. to help with their daughter's learning. She's at grammar school !!!
The wife cannot possibly work. because she needs to care for him. because he falls asleep and what if he fell asleep when at home cooking without her.
(because we are all cooking endlessly during the day of course ?)
Oh and we'd need to maintain a garden for them.
and they cannot move far from where they are, due to dtr's schooling. Despite the fact that it couldn't be better served by public transport if they tried, as is often the case of these huge "academies".
On a lighter note, I learnt of someone getting £36k a year in tax credits last week. plus all the child care paid for and child benefit.
and someone moaning about late benefits payments, due to her having been in Spain on holiday.
what we need clearly is more food banks and a revolution for the poor and needy. They really have it too hard. Honestly the next thing will be they'll be having to stop going on foreign holidays. or downgrading their sky subscription.
austinsmirk said:
Dtr
Hse, flt, bung, mai, bsr, terr,
Tnt
Hb
Ct
Nosp
Ccj
Ptr
App
Dilap. ( dilapidated dwelling)
Chav.
Habit of writing screen notes and abbreviating I'm afraid.
Here's a good one:
Ffv
Free from vermin. Used to be on your Hse inspection notes when you'd visit a tnt.
I bet FfV didn't get used often Hse, flt, bung, mai, bsr, terr,
Tnt
Hb
Ct
Nosp
Ccj
Ptr
App
Dilap. ( dilapidated dwelling)
Chav.
Habit of writing screen notes and abbreviating I'm afraid.
Here's a good one:
Ffv
Free from vermin. Used to be on your Hse inspection notes when you'd visit a tnt.
We used to write DP for Disabled Person on screen notes, till it got changed to Cust(customer) for PC reasons...even though the legal term was Claimant (but that was derogatory too apparantly!)
I hope you took pleasure in turning the 42 year old down,the cheeky fecker!
kowalski655 said:
I bet FfV didn't get used often
We used to write DP for Disabled Person on screen notes, till it got changed to Cust(customer) for PC reasons...even though the legal term was Claimant (but that was derogatory too apparantly!)
I hope you took pleasure in turning the 42 year old down,the cheeky fecker!
I sense a DWP type person here, I worked for them for 30 years (how did I become that old?). You don't half end up with some stories to tell.We used to write DP for Disabled Person on screen notes, till it got changed to Cust(customer) for PC reasons...even though the legal term was Claimant (but that was derogatory too apparantly!)
I hope you took pleasure in turning the 42 year old down,the cheeky fecker!
ScotsDave said:
Look on the bright side - they'll both die prematurely.
ScotsDave said:
I honestly don't believe that they would rather be fat and have all the health issues that come with being fat, the lifestyle that they lead and along with being on benefits and doing nothing with their lives, as opposed to being slimmer and healthy with a job and self respect.HTP99 said:
ScotsDave said:
I honestly don't believe that they would rather be fat and have all the health issues that come with being fat, the lifestyle that they lead and along with being on benefits and doing nothing with their lives, as opposed to being slimmer and healthy with a job and self respect.
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