A bit council Vol 2

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Poisson96

2,098 posts

131 months

Tuesday 27th June 2017
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can't remember said:
Colour would help it look less like the home end of Germany vs The Rest Of The World circa 1939.
rofl

Genuinely made me chuckle slightly, after a terrible week you're a total hero

Gunk

3,302 posts

159 months

Tuesday 27th June 2017
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nicanary said:
The Spruce goose said:
Why are people so desperate to stick stuff up there bum. I can't think of anything more unsexy. I feel for her parents, she will probably be on celebrity big brother next.
Front bits are all right, but you can't beat the real thing................
What, a fella?

wack

2,103 posts

206 months

Tuesday 27th June 2017
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Bowen86 said:
She was discharged the following day and tentatively made her way home.

I'll bet she did , walking like she'd forgotten her horse




General Price

5,249 posts

183 months

Tuesday 27th June 2017
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A "friend" of mine told me you are supposed to stop before jamming the jewelled bit in.

NoIP

559 posts

84 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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General Price said:
A "friend" of mine told me you are supposed to stop before jamming the jewelled bit in.

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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Off the chav scale surely..!? laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQiESWISauA

Classy wedding day burnout - got to be someone on here. biggrin

Bowen86

239 posts

111 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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The Spruce goose said:
Why are people so desperate to stick stuff up there bum. I can't think of anything more unsexy. I feel for her parents, she will probably be on celebrity big brother next.
Also, it was a one night stand? "Yeah uh, I don't usually do this but would you stick this up my ass?"

Angrybiker

557 posts

90 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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Bowen86 said:
The Spruce goose said:
Why are people so desperate to stick stuff up there bum. I can't think of anything more unsexy. I feel for her parents, she will probably be on celebrity big brother next.
Also, it was a one night stand? "Yeah uh, I don't usually do this but would you stick this up my ass?"
There was a donkey involved too? :O Alert the RSPCA!

Bowen86

239 posts

111 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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A donkey is council.

rovermorris999

5,202 posts

189 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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Ari said:
Off the chav scale surely..!? laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQiESWISauA

Classy wedding day burnout - got to be someone on here. biggrin
And according to the comment underneath fans of Luton Town FC will hate it.

KTF

9,805 posts

150 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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Angrybiker said:
There was a donkey involved too?
Maybe she likes a donkey punch...

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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rovermorris999 said:
Ari said:
Off the chav scale surely..!? laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQiESWISauA

Classy wedding day burnout - got to be someone on here. biggrin
And according to the comment underneath fans of Luton Town FC will hate it.
Missed that. Perfect! rofl

technodup

7,580 posts

130 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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Bowen86 said:
I have some questions...

how can it be a one night stand and a naughty night in? and who's was it?
is a steel butt plug now standard equipment I should be carrying? phone, keys, money, butt plug?
why wait three months top go to the papers?
why go to the papers at all?
what's her instagram?

Hainey

4,381 posts

200 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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technodup said:
Bowen86 said:
I have some questions...

how can it be a one night stand and a naughty night in? and who's was it?
is a steel butt plug now standard equipment I should be carrying? phone, keys, money, butt plug?
why wait three months top go to the papers?
why go to the papers at all?
what's her instagram?
She's a dirty midden who takes it up the hoop first night in and who visibly has the mental ripping ripping right out of her. The writing on her arm is probably an instruction list for whatever lucky lads turn it is.

I'd bet a wage she has a 'powered by fairydust' sticker on her car and is wearing tops to hide the muffin top already.

Bejewelled butt plug. Jesus...

gus607

917 posts

136 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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Here I have 100% council !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaX6JDDyrUs

Edited by gus607 on Wednesday 28th June 19:31

Gunk

3,302 posts

159 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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gus607 said:
Here I have 100% council !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaX6JDDyrUs

Edited by gus607 on Wednesday 28th June 19:31
It ticks every box!

hyphen

26,262 posts

90 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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gus607 said:
Here I have 100% council !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaX6JDDyrUs

Edited by gus607 on Wednesday 28th June 19:31
For those of us who don't sign in to Youtube, watch here: http://www.nottinghampost.com/video-of-women-fight...

poundland said:
A spokesman for Poundland said: "We don't know why these women were arguing – if it was over our fidget spinners, there's no need, we've got loads of them."

lord trumpton

7,389 posts

126 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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Gunk said:
gus607 said:
Here I have 100% council !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaX6JDDyrUs

Edited by gus607 on Wednesday 28th June 19:31
It ticks every box!
Scumtastic

AH33

2,066 posts

135 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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Ari said:
Off the chav scale surely..!? laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQiESWISauA

Classy wedding day burnout - got to be someone on here. biggrin
Hatters might hate

gus607

917 posts

136 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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hyphen said:
gus607 said:
Here I have 100% council !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaX6JDDyrUs

Edited by gus607 on Wednesday 28th June 19:31
For those of us who don't sign in to Youtube, watch here: http://www.nottinghampost.com/video-of-women-fight...

poundland said:
A spokesman for Poundland said: "We don't know why these women were arguing – if it was over our fidget spinners, there's no need, we've got loads of them."
Far too many "pop-ups" on the Nottm Post website, that's why I posted the YT link instead.

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