A bit council Vol 2

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Jonmx

2,544 posts

213 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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J4CKO said:
That is very niche, can't believe there is a sticker produced to that effect.

And, in the first few films he would was under sixteen.
The first film was 16 years ago. Assuming the creature driving this thing was 14-15 at the time and Harry was her first crush then she'd be around 30. Still wrong though. But then, it might be this guy's car.

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Jonmx said:
J4CKO said:
That is very niche, can't believe there is a sticker produced to that effect.

And, in the first few films he would was under sixteen.
The first film was 16 years ago. Assuming the creature driving this thing was 14-15 at the time and Harry was her first crush then she'd be around 30. Still wrong though. But then, it might be this guy's car.
Alles klar.....

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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good League of Gentleman ref there smile

personally, I know there is a birth registrar. Calling your child Adolf Hitler probably isn't allowed in law.

But someone, somewhere needs to stop parents delving into scrabble bags of letters and calling their children QIUSRVBA;IF


Eg, Skylar/Skyler is awful. But I've seen it as Skyla. Just to make it even more special.

EG Jackson as a first name, but now its Jaxon.


I genuinely believe the reason the stupid cover themselves in tat's (gothic script naturally) of their children's names: is its the only damn way they can remember how to spell them.

That remind's me (and again I wish I was joking) I'm off.

I need to call "Ocean" back.


maybe she's full of seamen ?

Or to quote the Macc Lads, has Morecambe on her side.

"Ocean". FFS.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Bullett said:
I did try and find out if a Zafira had a turbo. I assumed not.
Maybe its got one of those electric ones?
Most Zafiras have a turbo

I feel that that one does not, however laugh

Jonmx

2,544 posts

213 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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austinsmirk said:
good League of Gentleman ref there smile

personally, I know there is a birth registrar. Calling your child Adolf Hitler probably isn't allowed in law.

But someone, somewhere needs to stop parents delving into scrabble bags of letters and calling their children QIUSRVBA;IF


Sahara, Storm, Wolf and Kristal are the worst I've come across. Guzzy and Brother are two of my favourite comedy names, rather common in the travelling fraternity which is in parts, a cousin of Council. The lad in the link below is a real charmer having had the misfortune to meet him in person, his whole family are blessed with bizarre, not real nor registered names.
http://www.cornwalllive.com/thief-stole-gas-bottle...
And a League of Gentleman reference is always a good thing thumbup

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Jimmy Recard said:
Most Zafiras have a turbo

I feel that that one does not, however laugh
Asthmatic hehe

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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ive just joined the FB group, dear god..

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Surnames as forenames is as council as fk. Bruv.

Dog Star

16,132 posts

168 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Trikes. The motorised versions (excepting where rider disabled).



Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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OpulentBob said:
Surnames as forenames is as council as fk. Bruv.
Agreed

Harrison Ford
Jenson Button
Lewis Hamilton
Jefferson Airplane



wolfracesonic

6,992 posts

127 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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When I saw 'Trikes' I thought someone had chosen that as a name; give it time..........

Oakey

27,564 posts

216 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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I got into an argument on FB (council!) with some daft bint who was planning to name her unborn daughter 'Imogen' but she wanted to spell it 'Imagine'...

PotatoSalad

601 posts

83 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Oakey said:
I got into an argument on FB (council!) with some daft bint who was planning to name her unborn daughter 'Imogen' but she wanted to spell it 'Imagine'...
In lane 3, Imogen Fitzroy Ferguson



Mammasaid

3,833 posts

97 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Oakey said:
I got into an argument on FB (council!) with some daft bint who was planning to name her unborn daughter 'Imogen' but she wanted to spell it 'Imagine'...
"Imogen there's no heaven
It's easy if you try...."

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Mammasaid said:
Oakey said:
I got into an argument on FB (council!) with some daft bint who was planning to name her unborn daughter 'Imogen' but she wanted to spell it 'Imagine'...
"Imogen there's no heaven
It's easy if you try...."
Tell her it's an inert gas - she'll never know.

Mammasaid

3,833 posts

97 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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nicanary said:
Mammasaid said:
Oakey said:
I got into an argument on FB (council!) with some daft bint who was planning to name her unborn daughter 'Imogen' but she wanted to spell it 'Imagine'...
"Imogen there's no heaven
It's easy if you try...."
Tell her it's an inert gas - she'll never know.
You'll not get a reaction anyway.....

Don1

15,945 posts

208 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Mammasaid said:
nicanary said:
Mammasaid said:
Oakey said:
I got into an argument on FB (council!) with some daft bint who was planning to name her unborn daughter 'Imogen' but she wanted to spell it 'Imagine'...
"Imogen there's no heaven
It's easy if you try...."
Tell her it's an inert gas - she'll never know.
You'll not get a reaction anyway.....
Easy to be noble and rise above it...

Jonmx

2,544 posts

213 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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As someone who's always worked, but in the last month has become unemployed as a consequence of my mental illness, these people boil my piss. I have Bipolar, but have always been high functioning despite the (previously undiagnosed) illness. Unfortunately several manic episodes have had consequences that includes the loss of my job. Instead of whinging and moaning, I'm currently in the process of setting up as a sole trader with a small business, buying and selling on Ebay. Will it make me millions, hell no, will I keep my pride by paying for food with my own money, absolutely.

I was in the Community Hospital today for an appointment with my 'care coordinator', and he told me himself that they're getting an awful lot of people presenting themselves to the Doctor with supposed Bipolar or Depression. It's actually very hard to diagnose Bipolar, but these buffoons have cottoned onto the fact they just need to say they feel suicidal and the NHS are obliged to take them seriously. I'd give my right testicle not to have this stty illness and to have my marriage/home/career/future back, yet these wkers simply see a handy label that allows them to scrounge off the state. Grrrrrr.

The irony is that somehow these malingering, workshy oiks seem to get taken seriously from the start. I had a GP pretty much laugh me out of the surgery 3 years ago when I raised my concerns about my mental health, and I had the Crisis Centre ignore me when I was suicidal. I believe the reason for this was that I wash, dress like a grown up rather than wearing a tracksuit and speak with words of more than one syllable. After I was diagnosed I had a Social Worker suggest that I'd faked my illness to get sympathy and that I'd groomed the Psychiatrists into giving me a diagnosis! High functioning mental illness is a very misunderstood thing! The system is geared up for the layabouts and geared against upstanding, normal members of society. Perhaps I should change my name to Ganondorf or something similar, might help in the long run!

gus607

917 posts

136 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Jonmx said:
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As someone who's always worked, but in the last month has become unemployed as a consequence of my mental illness, these people boil my piss. I have Bipolar, but have always been high functioning despite the (previously undiagnosed) illness. Unfortunately several manic episodes have had consequences that includes the loss of my job. Instead of whinging and moaning, I'm currently in the process of setting up as a sole trader with a small business, buying and selling on Ebay. Will it make me millions, hell no, will I keep my pride by paying for food with my own money, absolutely.

I was in the Community Hospital today for an appointment with my 'care coordinator', and he told me himself that they're getting an awful lot of people presenting themselves to the Doctor with supposed Bipolar or Depression. It's actually very hard to diagnose Bipolar, but these buffoons have cottoned onto the fact they just need to say they feel suicidal and the NHS are obliged to take them seriously. I'd give my right testicle not to have this stty illness and to have my marriage/home/career/future back, yet these wkers simply see a handy label that allows them to scrounge off the state. Grrrrrr.

The irony is that somehow these malingering, workshy oiks seem to get taken seriously from the start. I had a GP pretty much laugh me out of the surgery 3 years ago when I raised my concerns about my mental health, and I had the Crisis Centre ignore me when I was suicidal. I believe the reason for this was that I wash, dress like a grown up rather than wearing a tracksuit and speak with words of more than one syllable. After I was diagnosed I had a Social Worker suggest that I'd faked my illness to get sympathy and that I'd groomed the Psychiatrists into giving me a diagnosis! High functioning mental illness is a very misunderstood thing! The system is geared up for the layabouts and geared against upstanding, normal members of society. Perhaps I should change my name to Ganondorf or something similar, might help in the long run!
It's the same as benefit scrounging chav parents who con doctors into agreeing that their inbred kids have ADHD so them can claim DLA & all the other bnefits that go with it.
A very distant relative of the wife does this & laughs all the way to the bank every month.

Jonmx

2,544 posts

213 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Jonmx said:
As someone who's always worked, but in the last month has become unemployed as a consequence of my mental illness, these people boil my piss. I have Bipolar,
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It really is. There's a lad around the corner from me, early 30's, can't work because he has Arthritis in his feet. What the juddering fk?
I know lads who've come back from Afghan and Iraq missing various body parts, and all they want to do is crack on and work. A mate climbed Mont Blanc a couple of weeks ago and bumped into a Gurkha lad who was making the ascent. Particularly impressive as he was missing both his legs!
All I want from the system is support to make sure I don't have any more manic episodes, and Lithium seems to be doing that just fine. I am however, entitled to go on a Scuba Diving Course, Cup Cake making course, Sailing, Kayaking, breadmaking and a whole host of other expensive activities that have no relevance to my ongoing treatment. Apparently they help aid Wellness. As far as I can recall, getting out the house and going for a walk does that and it costs a whole lot less!!


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