A bit council Vol 2
Discussion
sleepera6 said:
Love Island.
Im suprised I havent mentioned this steaming pile of s
t that happens to be a TV programme.
I haven't even seen it yet but every news site that isn't the BBC (but mainly right wing newspapers for the dumb (the Daily Mail) seems to be reporting this ridiculous bullst that seems to be dragging our criminally retarded British citizens even further to the kennel. Seriously, the amount of fking bullst spouted by the Botox injected plastic monstrosities seems to be injecting our retarded citizens of Britain with an disablity - sorry, inability - to decide what is fking fake and what fking isn't. And our clueless citizens don't know why our country's reputation is tarnished? Because Chav Island embodies just about everything that's wrong with our fking country. The vocabulary of the fking dumb s that are on Love Island tells us all about our council country. "Bruv", "fam", "peng", "bare", "reem" has all spread from the fking diseased s on Love Island and previous, equally fking st, shows that have been broadcast on our televisions. Is this what John Logie Baird put hundreds of man hours into making? For some fking idiots to show of their plastic tits and dicks to millions of equally fking idiots over his invention? Being council is a disease that has spread thanks to John fking Logie Baird. Literally, if you walked down the fking street now, in a city area, and you heard someone talking NORMALLY, you would think they went to fking Oxford. I'm glad that Piers Morgan agrees with me, even though Piers Morgan is a fking idiot, and I fking hate Piers Morgan, but today, I will respect Piers Morgan, even though he's a fking idiot.
To anyone who watches/watched this show, to put it lightly, you're a fking idiot.
My misss watched it to see what the fuss was about, I saw a bit, utterly hateful tv, now I not averse to a bit of trash tv, I love First Dates, which can be funny and charming but Love Island is devoid of any redeeming features.Im suprised I havent mentioned this steaming pile of s
t that happens to be a TV programme.I haven't even seen it yet but every news site that isn't the BBC (but mainly right wing newspapers for the dumb (the Daily Mail) seems to be reporting this ridiculous bulls
t that seems to be dragging our criminally retarded British citizens even further to the kennel. Seriously, the amount of fking bullst spouted by the Botox injected plastic monstrosities seems to be injecting our retarded citizens of Britain with an disablity - sorry, inability - to decide what is fking fake and what fking isn't. And our clueless citizens don't know why our country's reputation is tarnished? Because Chav Island embodies just about everything that's wrong with our fking country. The vocabulary of the fking dumb s that are on Love Island tells us all about our council country. "Bruv", "fam", "peng", "bare", "reem" has all spread from the fking diseased s on Love Island and previous, equally fking st, shows that have been broadcast on our televisions. Is this what John Logie Baird put hundreds of man hours into making? For some fking idiots to show of their plastic tits and dicks to millions of equally fking idiots over his invention? Being council is a disease that has spread thanks to John fking Logie Baird. Literally, if you walked down the fking street now, in a city area, and you heard someone talking NORMALLY, you would think they went to fking Oxford. I'm glad that Piers Morgan agrees with me, even though Piers Morgan is a fking idiot, and I fking hate Piers Morgan, but today, I will respect Piers Morgan, even though he's a fking idiot.To anyone who watches/watched this show, to put it lightly, you're a f
king idiot.They don't seem to have any humour, it may be editing but all they talk about is their relationship statuses, they seem so needy and grasping, never has attractive been so in-attractive, being easy on the eye or muscular isn't the be all and end all if you don't have anything else going on.
Apparently one of the women from it posted where she was on Twitter but "wasn't doing a meet and greet", to which someone said "taking my gran to Tescos later, but we aren't doing a meet and greet" which was nicely put, get over yourself love, might fool some celeb addled teenagers, but to the rest of us, you are just another silicone Trollop after a footballer and an easy life using your limited allure in lieu of any other talent.
Butter Face said:
sleepera6 said:
Wow. Just wow. A whole part of youtube I have never seen, but now cannot unsee 
k is this part? 
technodup said:
t's all about minge. Millie B does the same with some smoked haddock on one of hers. Can't remember the line but it's basically saying Soph Aspin has a smelly fanny.
It's quite the teenage soap opera. Sadly I know too much.
You should change your profession on PH, or even on your CV, to "Grimestorian" or "BGM Specialist "It's quite the teenage soap opera. Sadly I know too much.
How did you come to know of such wizardry? I got my, albeit basic, wizardry from the magical artist that is WillNE
One for the winged horse lovers amongst you.
Facebook selling has been really scraping the barrel round here recently, including:
Some smashed up rotten fence panels in an untidy pile (Firewood - free to collect)
A load of clay soil, broken up Tarmac driveway and broken slabs
(Crazy paving and hardcore base- free to collect)
But then a beacon shone through out of my phone bringing delight to my day.
Facebook selling has been really scraping the barrel round here recently, including:
Some smashed up rotten fence panels in an untidy pile (Firewood - free to collect)
A load of clay soil, broken up Tarmac driveway and broken slabs
(Crazy paving and hardcore base- free to collect)
But then a beacon shone through out of my phone bringing delight to my day.
David A said:
Butter Face said:
sleepera6 said:
Wow. Just wow. A whole part of youtube I have never seen, but now cannot unsee 
for a schools age person. bazza white said:
David A said:
Butter Face said:
sleepera6 said:
Wow. Just wow. A whole part of youtube I have never seen, but now cannot unsee for a schools age person. I've been watching Grime all afternoon
This wins. Hands down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_XEBdPLRC8
This wins. Hands down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_XEBdPLRC8
Butter Face said:
I've been watching Grime all afternoon
This wins. Hands down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_XEBdPLRC8
This wins. Hands down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_XEBdPLRC8
PROSTATE CANCER
Butter Face, type in "Smithy boy and the crew"
You will not regret it
sleepera6 said:
You should change your profession on PH, or even on your CV, to "Grimestorian" or "BGM Specialist "
How did you come to know of such wizardry? I got my, albeit basic, wizardry from the magical artist that is WillNE
I've always been into 'less commercial' aspects of music so I keep my finger on the pulse with what's new. I think it was the Noisey documentary which first led me to BG Media, Afghan Dan, Little T and the rest. Then some Memeulous videos (although tbh he's as much of a bawbag as they are).How did you come to know of such wizardry? I got my, albeit basic, wizardry from the magical artist that is WillNE
The MCs Mental, Tazo and the rest a page back are north east makina MCs, which is a Spanish b
disation of hardcore and trance, which I very very loosely follow as it has echoes of my main specialist subject Scottish bouncy techno (94-96 RIP).I do find the utter s
t they chat quite amusing though. Prepubescents talking all street and gansta is funny.Dog Star said:
Ahh that's where ODB has been hiding 
sleepera6 said:
Butter Face said:
I've been watching Grime all afternoon
This wins. Hands down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_XEBdPLRC8
This wins. Hands down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_XEBdPLRC8
PROSTATE CANCER
Butter Face, type in "Smithy boy and the crew"
You will not regret it
J4CKO said:
My misss watched it to see what the fuss was about, I saw a bit, utterly hateful tv, now I not averse to a bit of trash tv, I love First Dates, which can be funny and charming but Love Island is devoid of any redeeming features.
They don't seem to have any humour, it may be editing but all they talk about is their relationship statuses, they seem so needy and grasping, never has attractive been so in-attractive, being easy on the eye or muscular isn't the be all and end all if you don't have anything else going on.
Apparently one of the women from it posted where she was on Twitter but "wasn't doing a meet and greet", to which someone said "taking my gran to Tescos later, but we aren't doing a meet and greet" which was nicely put, get over yourself love, might fool some celeb addled teenagers, but to the rest of us, you are just another silicone Trollop after a footballer and an easy life using your limited allure in lieu of any other talent.
I'm guessing that you can take it or leave it then?They don't seem to have any humour, it may be editing but all they talk about is their relationship statuses, they seem so needy and grasping, never has attractive been so in-attractive, being easy on the eye or muscular isn't the be all and end all if you don't have anything else going on.
Apparently one of the women from it posted where she was on Twitter but "wasn't doing a meet and greet", to which someone said "taking my gran to Tescos later, but we aren't doing a meet and greet" which was nicely put, get over yourself love, might fool some celeb addled teenagers, but to the rest of us, you are just another silicone Trollop after a footballer and an easy life using your limited allure in lieu of any other talent.
If I had my way the food, booze and water would stop arriving but the cameras would keep rolling until it were all over.
Poisson96 said:
sleepera6 said:
WillNE or Memeulous
I'm too old for WillNE but I still watch his videos.
Have 20 points, both are correct I'm too old for WillNE but I still watch his videos.
How are you too old for one not the other? Or don't watch Memeulous? Being 21 I get away with it
I know about both through my own children
WillNE is a good laugh.I went to Bicester Village today. I can't work out if it's council per se, but it's certainly full of dreadful people (and many, many Chinese tourists, but they might be the same thing I suppose). I might have to enter myself into this thread. I even spent 20 minutes queueing to pay in the Ralph Lauren shop. 
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