Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...
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Prawo Jazdy said:
RumbleOfThunder said:
DOG SECTION. These are really flourishing lately and I suspect they're employed to do one dog job every 10 years.
Yes!I posted a while back about this. What/who are they?
pablo said:
Usually it’s a private security firm with a very bored, docile Alsatian in the back...
Dog section, and dog unit are two different things.Dog section are Walt’s, Dog unit are official ‘PD’ police dogs ( they have names and numbers and everything). The way to differentiate them is to walk past the cars containing them, smoking a ‘blunt’. If you s
t your pants, they are the real deal.Dr Jekyll said:
48k said:
illmonkey said:
Jos Notstoppen said:
This guy is worth a giggle on google. Jason Unsworth. Claims to be a ceo of an airline, buying 787 jets, saving Jet air and loads, loads more. He has been called out many times but still continues.
Googled the name; wow! This thread is highly entertaininghttps://www.pprune.org/spectators-balcony-spotters...
I'm really surprised that the authorities haven't done something about him by now.
Job history is 'Retail oparative' (sic) at Primark, then 'Passenger service agent' at Jet2for 4 months, then 'CEO of Atmosphere Intercontinental airlines'.
Evanivitch said:
Shrimpvende said:
Wonder what he was up to, and how long he’s got away with driving around on blue lights. Hopefully just another Walt and nothing more sinister.
I posted it on Friday. If you look at the comments on Facebook you'll see it's actually owned by a company that claim they do blue light work for the NHS.Meandering through the badlands of the local retail park and I spy in the distance what I initially think is a Highways England Traffic Officer. Think it's a bit odd as we're about 15 miles off their network.
Get closer and it's a 56 plate Disco 3. Looking exactly like the HETO livery in yellow and black and a clear light bar, except no logos and the rear bumper sticker says... Of course... "Rapid Response".
Couldn't get close enough to see the driver but Im assuming the cabin was replete with more hi-visibility tabards than you can shake a flask of weak lemon drink at.
Get closer and it's a 56 plate Disco 3. Looking exactly like the HETO livery in yellow and black and a clear light bar, except no logos and the rear bumper sticker says... Of course... "Rapid Response".
Couldn't get close enough to see the driver but Im assuming the cabin was replete with more hi-visibility tabards than you can shake a flask of weak lemon drink at.
Saw a chap pulled over at the entrance to campus this afternoon, faffing with his rear near side wheel, as I was on my way to collect from son from nursery. He was still there when I came out 15mins later so I couldn’t help myself: pulled over at a jaunty angle (failed to stick on the hazards), asked if he was ok (he was not), stuck my oar in and helped him change his tyre. Cracking opportunity to deploy the socket set I keep in the boot (just in case!!) and the tyre inflator (his spare was at 6psi, which i guess is probably true for most spare tyres…). Failed to put on one of the 4 visi-vests I have in the boot (relic from last holiday to France) at any point.
Was laughing about this thread in my head throughout, presuming this demonstrates some level of underlying Walt tendancies. Probably should be marked down for lack of hazards, hi-vis, or shouting of “bingo-bongo” into my lapel as I sprang into action. Will try harder next time!
Was laughing about this thread in my head throughout, presuming this demonstrates some level of underlying Walt tendancies. Probably should be marked down for lack of hazards, hi-vis, or shouting of “bingo-bongo” into my lapel as I sprang into action. Will try harder next time!
johnpsanderson said:
Saw a chap pulled over at the entrance to campus this afternoon, faffing with his rear near side wheel, as I was on my way to collect from son from nursery. He was still there when I came out 15mins later so I couldn’t help myself: pulled over at a jaunty angle (failed to stick on the hazards), asked if he was ok (he was not), stuck my oar in and helped him change his tyre. Cracking opportunity to deploy the socket set I keep in the boot (just in case!!) and the tyre inflator (his spare was at 6psi, which i guess is probably true for most spare tyres…). Failed to put on one of the 4 visi-vests I have in the boot (relic from last holiday to France) at any point.
Was laughing about this thread in my head throughout, presuming this demonstrates some level of underlying Walt tendancies. Probably should be marked down for lack of hazards, hi-vis, or shouting of “bingo-bongo” into my lapel as I sprang into action. Will try harder next time!
Thank you for your service, sir.Was laughing about this thread in my head throughout, presuming this demonstrates some level of underlying Walt tendancies. Probably should be marked down for lack of hazards, hi-vis, or shouting of “bingo-bongo” into my lapel as I sprang into action. Will try harder next time!
johnpsanderson said:
Saw a chap pulled over at the entrance to campus this afternoon, faffing with his rear near side wheel, as I was on my way to collect from son from nursery. He was still there when I came out 15mins later so I couldn’t help myself: pulled over at a jaunty angle (failed to stick on the hazards), asked if he was ok (he was not), stuck my oar in and helped him change his tyre. Cracking opportunity to deploy the socket set I keep in the boot (just in case!!) and the tyre inflator (his spare was at 6psi, which i guess is probably true for most spare tyres…). Failed to put on one of the 4 visi-vests I have in the boot (relic from last holiday to France) at any point.
Was laughing about this thread in my head throughout, presuming this demonstrates some level of underlying Walt tendancies. Probably should be marked down for lack of hazards, hi-vis, or shouting of “bingo-bongo” into my lapel as I sprang into action. Will try harder next time!
That's not particularly Walt, just means you're helpful. Unless you broadcast about the hazard on your CB?Was laughing about this thread in my head throughout, presuming this demonstrates some level of underlying Walt tendancies. Probably should be marked down for lack of hazards, hi-vis, or shouting of “bingo-bongo” into my lapel as I sprang into action. Will try harder next time!
pablo said:
Usually it’s a private security firm with a very bored, docile Alsatian in the back...
Many years ago I worked at Wythenshawe Hospital. The security guards had this enormous, shaggy GSD for their exterior patrols. Usually pulling violently on the lead and hauling a burly security guard around the grounds, growling and barking at anything that moved.It was stolen by a couple of school kids nicking car radios.
SD.
johnpsanderson said:
Saw a chap pulled over at the entrance to campus this afternoon, faffing with his rear near side wheel, as I was on my way to collect from son from nursery. He was still there when I came out 15mins later so I couldn’t help myself: pulled over at a jaunty angle (failed to stick on the hazards), asked if he was ok (he was not), stuck my oar in and helped him change his tyre. Cracking opportunity to deploy the socket set I keep in the boot (just in case!!) and the tyre inflator (his spare was at 6psi, which i guess is probably true for most spare tyres…). Failed to put on one of the 4 visi-vests I have in the boot (relic from last holiday to France) at any point.
Was laughing about this thread in my head throughout, presuming this demonstrates some level of underlying Walt tendancies. Probably should be marked down for lack of hazards, hi-vis, or shouting of “bingo-bongo” into my lapel as I sprang into action. Will try harder next time!
Your attempt at Walthood fell at the first hurdle - you actually *helped* someone.Was laughing about this thread in my head throughout, presuming this demonstrates some level of underlying Walt tendancies. Probably should be marked down for lack of hazards, hi-vis, or shouting of “bingo-bongo” into my lapel as I sprang into action. Will try harder next time!
Halmyre said:
johnpsanderson said:
Saw a chap pulled over at the entrance to campus this afternoon, faffing with his rear near side wheel, as I was on my way to collect from son from nursery. He was still there when I came out 15mins later so I couldn’t help myself: pulled over at a jaunty angle (failed to stick on the hazards), asked if he was ok (he was not), stuck my oar in and helped him change his tyre. Cracking opportunity to deploy the socket set I keep in the boot (just in case!!) and the tyre inflator (his spare was at 6psi, which i guess is probably true for most spare tyres…). Failed to put on one of the 4 visi-vests I have in the boot (relic from last holiday to France) at any point.
Was laughing about this thread in my head throughout, presuming this demonstrates some level of underlying Walt tendancies. Probably should be marked down for lack of hazards, hi-vis, or shouting of “bingo-bongo” into my lapel as I sprang into action. Will try harder next time!
Your attempt at Walthood fell at the first hurdle - you actually *helped* someone.Was laughing about this thread in my head throughout, presuming this demonstrates some level of underlying Walt tendancies. Probably should be marked down for lack of hazards, hi-vis, or shouting of “bingo-bongo” into my lapel as I sprang into action. Will try harder next time!
Disappointing lack of pictures does lose some marks though.
SD.
https://youtu.be/6R9XNU3vg9w
Los Angeles Professional Security documentary LAPS - Let's make the City Better
Los Angeles Professional Security documentary LAPS - Let's make the City Better
More Jeremy DeWitte bellendery.
One of his funeral escort motorcyclists has a minor crash with a taxi. He tells the rider to take his motorcycle and he will pretend to be the person who crashed…
https://youtu.be/nlcOuKXdz7Y
One of his funeral escort motorcyclists has a minor crash with a taxi. He tells the rider to take his motorcycle and he will pretend to be the person who crashed…
https://youtu.be/nlcOuKXdz7Y
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