Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

[can't remember]

valiant said:

I’ve always wondered that these adverts asking you to adopt a particular donkey or starving kid in Africa for just £5 per month just have a bank of, say, 10 photos of particularly cute donkey/kids and send them out in rotation to the gullible and just send out generic updates to everyone whilst begging you to up your contribution.

Wonder if they mix them up as well,

“Dobbin needs to go to School, can you help?”

Hmmm, starving kids and surplus donkeys. I think I may have spotted a way of streamlining the process and saving a lot of money.

[anonymous-user]

Spare tyre said:

LimaDelta said:

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Found on the internets.

Can we assume by the '9' he is sporting on the beacons that there are at least eight other like minded individuals, or is it a 'Seal Team Six' type misdirection and he is indeed flying solo?

I reckon that 9 is to do with CB radio or similar, over

I think it’s like thunderbirds. 8 is a guy with a bike, 7 might be someone’s cb at home. 6 is the poor guys wife’s pushchair when she takes the kids for a walk. 5 is his embarrassed daughter etc.

[CrunkleFloop]

The devil in me really wants to report that some Swans are being attacked in the local pond and see this dude lose his sh!t completely.

"Doris, The swans need me!!!! Pack my thermos flask whilst I fire up the fast response Focus!!" DORIS! is that a 10-4! Respond Swan-watch 7!

I'm going to go as far to say that he keeps the car on a block heater so he's prepared for a winter time emergency dash.

[ShampooEfficient]

can't remember said:

Hmmm, starving kids and surplus donkeys. I think I may have spotted a way of streamlining the process and saving a lot of money.

Feeding the children to the donkeys. Genius.

[Shakermaker]

The swan's escaped!

And your name?

Mr Staker. Peter Ian Staker

P I Staker? Pisstaker? Come on

Once again, Mr Staker, very sorry...

[matchmaker]

Shakermaker said:

The swan's escaped!

And your name?

Mr Staker. Peter Ian Staker

P I Staker? Pisstaker? Come on

Once again, Mr Staker, very sorry...

"The greater good".

[832ark]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Found on the internets.

Can anyone make out the plate? I read it as AP54 PWD. I’m betting it has an interesting MOT history.

[SD_1]

That is absolutely absurd, surely the owner cant be right in the head??

[anonymous-user]

“Grab it Sarge!”
“I’m trying! If only we could call on some kind of swan-related incident response unit....”

[Halmyre]

CrunkleFloop said:

The devil in me really wants to report that some Swans are being attacked in the local pond and see this dude lose his sh!t completely.

"Doris, The swans need me!!!! Pack my thermos flask whilst I fire up the fast response Focus!!" DORIS! is that a 10-4! Respond Swan-watch 7!

I'm going to go as far to say that he keeps the car on a block heater so he's prepared for a winter time emergency dash.

Sleeps with one eye on the phone.

[Scabutz]

832ark said:

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Found on the internets.

Can anyone make out the plate? I read it as AP54 PWD. I’m betting it has an interesting MOT history.

It's not that. PWO comes up.as a Mitsubishi shogun. Can quite make out the last 3 letters

[can't remember]

Scabutz said:

It's not that. PWO comes up.as a Mitsubishi shogun. Can quite make out the last 3 letters

It's PNO and it has a very boring MOT history.

[Vaud]

can't remember said:

It's PNO and it has a very boring MOT history.

Don't just swan in here and add nothing to the ridicule.

[ApOrbital]

The beak of it.

[can't remember]

Eider know! Everyswan's a duckin' critic.

[Zetec-S]

can't remember said:

Scabutz said:

It's not that. PWO comes up.as a Mitsubishi shogun. Can quite make out the last 3 letters

It's PNO and it has a very boring MOT history.

25 January 2008 - FAIL
Reason(s) for failure
•Windscreen has a sticker or other obstruction encroaching by more than 10mm within zone 'A' (8.3.1b)


Perhaps he removes all the crap come MOT time, but forgot this one?

[anonymous-user]

Only just noticed it actually says “Ambulance” in reversed type across the top of the windscreen.
Totally illegal.

[ApOrbital]

Well spotted.

[RumbleOfThunder]

Crossflow Kid said:

Only just noticed it actually says “Ambulance” in reversed type across the top of the windscreen.
Totally illegal.

You are a Walt of Walt watching.

[yellowjack]

832ark said:

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Found on the internets.

Can anyone make out the plate? I read it as AP54 PWD. I’m betting it has an interesting MOT history.

AP54 PNO

eta: I've just seen that someone has already answered this.