Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

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jdw100

4,102 posts

164 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Southerner said:
Some Gump said:
I guess status “helping” isn’t as grand?

Or maybe he just likes Paw Patrol? My son used to like that, he talked about things “deploying” all the time!
My kids loved Paw Patrol. I used to watch it, obviously only for essential parenting reasons. I enjoyed analysing the tactical elements of their work, but I have to say always felt the realness of the series was badly let down by them all swanning about with jetpacks and other silly gadgets, when clearly real life rescue heroes would have used a fleet of battered Disco 2s and Dacia Dusters. An obvious oversight, and a real shame frown
Who funds Paw Patrol?

That Lookout must have cost a fortune. Who pays for it all?

A simple rescue such as “ooooh Ryder help, Chickoleta has followed a trail of popcorn and is trapped on a second storey window ledge!!”

“Don’t worry Mayor Goodway, paw patrol are on a roll!”…..etc etc…

Helicopter, fire engine, a backpack that fires a zipline….all deployed.

Even the simplest rescue must cost in the region of £100k. Some of the more complex one have to be over £1m. Why no other police or fire services in the town, is it a company owned town, is that where the money comes from?

The pups are allowed to speed with impunity. Chase seems to have powers of arrest.

There seems to be zero oversight of any of their actions.

Who has funded the tech involved in the Paw Patroller? Do they have permission to have an robo-dog in charge of this vehicle at high speed?

Law unto themselves! All very shady. Are the people prisoners on an island forced to play out Ryder’s fantasies of being a hero? A megalomanic super wealthy man/child who wants to be continually ‘rescuing’ people? Uber-4x4 walt?


Edited by jdw100 on Monday 16th May 02:08

john2443

6,336 posts

211 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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pablo said:
As heroic as your daring tales of negotiating airport lounges at 0400 are, where are you when CHAOS REIGNED in Bude the day a bus ran out of fuel ON A ROUNDABOUT?!

What did they do? Tow it out of the way with the mighty Duster or just stand around?

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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austinsmirk said:
I have been ridiculed at length for saying this previously

If you drive a 2.0. 2009 diesel 5 series estate: just say so

No I have a E. something blah blah blah blah.

It’s like some word cult of bell ends.


They’ll be a response on here shortly about why it’s so important to refer to the E number. Trust me , no one cares.
But some people do care which model it is, certainly more than what year it is. If a string of owners are finding corrosion in the XYZ module it's interesting to know whether they are driving the same model as each other and the same one you have or are thinking of buying. Working out whether it's the same model from the year isn't as easy.

mfmman

2,387 posts

183 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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john2443 said:
pablo said:
As heroic as your daring tales of negotiating airport lounges at 0400 are, where are you when CHAOS REIGNED in Bude the day a bus ran out of fuel ON A ROUNDABOUT?!

What did they do? Tow it out of the way with the mighty Duster or just stand around?
Stand some distance away taking 'action' pictures of each other by the looks of things

lrdisco

1,448 posts

87 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Dr Jekyll said:
austinsmirk said:
I have been ridiculed at length for saying this previously

If you drive a 2.0. 2009 diesel 5 series estate: just say so

No I have a E. something blah blah blah blah.

It’s like some word cult of bell ends.


They’ll be a response on here shortly about why it’s so important to refer to the E number. Trust me , no one cares.
But some people do care which model it is, certainly more than what year it is. If a string of owners are finding corrosion in the XYZ module it's interesting to know whether they are driving the same model as each other and the same one you have or are thinking of buying. Working out whether it's the same model from the year isn't as easy.
Sorry but I have to agree with austinsmirk.

dundarach

5,019 posts

228 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Very few people care about which E series your BMW is, they just like you as a person and are being kind.

These folks are somewhat embarrassing, however at least they're trying to give something back in the process. Unlike say the mamil brigade, who just annoy the fk out of everyone smile

BossHogg

6,005 posts

178 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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All I know about BMWs is they spend all their time in lane 3 and the indicators are optional extras. laugh

vaud

50,426 posts

155 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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lrdisco said:
Dr Jekyll said:
austinsmirk said:
I have been ridiculed at length for saying this previously

If you drive a 2.0. 2009 diesel 5 series estate: just say so

No I have a E. something blah blah blah blah.

It’s like some word cult of bell ends.


They’ll be a response on here shortly about why it’s so important to refer to the E number. Trust me , no one cares.
But some people do care which model it is, certainly more than what year it is. If a string of owners are finding corrosion in the XYZ module it's interesting to know whether they are driving the same model as each other and the same one you have or are thinking of buying. Working out whether it's the same model from the year isn't as easy.
Sorry but I have to agree with austinsmirk.
It's fine on a specialist forum. It's nuts at a dinner party. wink

vikingaero

10,303 posts

169 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Dr Jekyll said:
austinsmirk said:
I have been ridiculed at length for saying this previously

If you drive a 2.0. 2009 diesel 5 series estate: just say so

No I have a E. something blah blah blah blah.

It’s like some word cult of bell ends.


They’ll be a response on here shortly about why it’s so important to refer to the E number. Trust me , no one cares.
But some people do care which model it is, certainly more than what year it is. If a string of owners are finding corrosion in the XYZ module it's interesting to know whether they are driving the same model as each other and the same one you have or are thinking of buying. Working out whether it's the same model from the year isn't as easy.
biggrin This made me laugh.

Years ago I had a friend who acquired his fathers 3 year old company car - a Vauxhall Cavalier SRi 130.

We were at a party and one girl asked us what cars we drove. I said a Golf, and my friend said: "I drive a Vauxhall Cavalier SRi 130.." and with that the girl said "Ugh! You're boring!" and walked off. biggrin

R56Cooper

2,389 posts

223 months

Monday 16th May 2022
quotequote all
vaud said:
lrdisco said:
Dr Jekyll said:
austinsmirk said:
I have been ridiculed at length for saying this previously

If you drive a 2.0. 2009 diesel 5 series estate: just say so

No I have a E. something blah blah blah blah.

It’s like some word cult of bell ends.


They’ll be a response on here shortly about why it’s so important to refer to the E number. Trust me , no one cares.
But some people do care which model it is, certainly more than what year it is. If a string of owners are finding corrosion in the XYZ module it's interesting to know whether they are driving the same model as each other and the same one you have or are thinking of buying. Working out whether it's the same model from the year isn't as easy.
Sorry but I have to agree with austinsmirk.
It's fine on a specialist forum. It's nuts at a dinner party. wink
Agreed. Daily driver at the moment is a van. If I'm on a forum asking a tech question, it's a W639.

yellowjack

17,075 posts

166 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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vikingaero said:
biggrin This made me laugh.

Years ago I had a friend who acquired his fathers 3 year old company car - a Vauxhall Cavalier SRi 130.

We were at a party and one girl asked us what cars we drove. I said a Golf, and my friend said: "I drive a Vauxhall Cavalier SRi 130.." and with that the girl said "Ugh! You're boring!" and walked off. biggrin
Girls don't like boys. Girls like cars and money. And boys will laugh at girls. [Even] when they're not funny...

Not sure which specific BMW model number it is that gets 'milkshaked' at 1:04, though... hehe

Southerner

1,408 posts

52 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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jdw100 said:
Southerner said:
Some Gump said:
I guess status “helping” isn’t as grand?

Or maybe he just likes Paw Patrol? My son used to like that, he talked about things “deploying” all the time!
My kids loved Paw Patrol. I used to watch it, obviously only for essential parenting reasons. I enjoyed analysing the tactical elements of their work, but I have to say always felt the realness of the series was badly let down by them all swanning about with jetpacks and other silly gadgets, when clearly real life rescue heroes would have used a fleet of battered Disco 2s and Dacia Dusters. An obvious oversight, and a real shame frown
Who funds Paw Patrol?

That Lookout must have cost a fortune. Who pays for it all?

A simple rescue such as “ooooh Ryder help, Chickoleta has followed a trail of popcorn and is trapped on a second storey window ledge!!”

“Don’t worry Mayor Goodway, paw patrol are on a roll!”…..etc etc…

Helicopter, fire engine, a backpack that fires a zipline….all deployed.

Even the simplest rescue must cost in the region of £100k. Some of the more complex one have to be over £1m. Why no other police or fire services in the town, is it a company owned town, is that where the money comes from?

The pups are allowed to speed with impunity. Chase seems to have powers of arrest.

There seems to be zero oversight of any of their actions.

Who has funded the tech involved in the Paw Patroller? Do they have permission to have an robo-dog in charge of this vehicle at high speed?

Law unto themselves! All very shady. Are the people prisoners on an island forced to play out Ryder’s fantasies of being a hero? A megalomanic super wealthy man/child who wants to be continually ‘rescuing’ people? Uber-4x4 walt?


Edited by jdw100 on Monday 16th May 02:08
Possibly something to do with that bloke who rescued a plane load of doggies from Afghanistan? He seems pretty well resourced, could also be an evil genius with his own island?

R56Cooper

2,389 posts

223 months

Monday 16th May 2022
quotequote all
Southerner said:
jdw100 said:
Southerner said:
Some Gump said:
I guess status “helping” isn’t as grand?

Or maybe he just likes Paw Patrol? My son used to like that, he talked about things “deploying” all the time!
My kids loved Paw Patrol. I used to watch it, obviously only for essential parenting reasons. I enjoyed analysing the tactical elements of their work, but I have to say always felt the realness of the series was badly let down by them all swanning about with jetpacks and other silly gadgets, when clearly real life rescue heroes would have used a fleet of battered Disco 2s and Dacia Dusters. An obvious oversight, and a real shame frown
Who funds Paw Patrol?

That Lookout must have cost a fortune. Who pays for it all?

A simple rescue such as “ooooh Ryder help, Chickoleta has followed a trail of popcorn and is trapped on a second storey window ledge!!”

“Don’t worry Mayor Goodway, paw patrol are on a roll!”…..etc etc…

Helicopter, fire engine, a backpack that fires a zipline….all deployed.

Even the simplest rescue must cost in the region of £100k. Some of the more complex one have to be over £1m. Why no other police or fire services in the town, is it a company owned town, is that where the money comes from?

The pups are allowed to speed with impunity. Chase seems to have powers of arrest.

There seems to be zero oversight of any of their actions.

Who has funded the tech involved in the Paw Patroller? Do they have permission to have an robo-dog in charge of this vehicle at high speed?

Law unto themselves! All very shady. Are the people prisoners on an island forced to play out Ryder’s fantasies of being a hero? A megalomanic super wealthy man/child who wants to be continually ‘rescuing’ people? Uber-4x4 walt?


Edited by jdw100 on Monday 16th May 02:08
Possibly something to do with that bloke who rescued a plane load of doggies from Afghanistan? He seems pretty well resourced, could also be an evil genius with his own island?
Lol probably lost on anyone that doesn't have young kids but I 100% agree with you and I have similar thoughts.

Also, I know it's a cartoon but it winds me up that Marshall's fire fighting backpack seems to have an endless supply of water.


anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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R56Cooper said:
Lol probably lost on anyone that doesn't have young kids but I 100% agree with you and I have similar thoughts.

Also, I know it's a cartoon but it winds me up that Marshall's fire fighting backpack seems to have an endless supply of water.

It's a talking dog that can drive but it's an unrealistic water supply that winds you up? hehe

R56Cooper

2,389 posts

223 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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OnTheBreadline said:
R56Cooper said:
Lol probably lost on anyone that doesn't have young kids but I 100% agree with you and I have similar thoughts.

Also, I know it's a cartoon but it winds me up that Marshall's fire fighting backpack seems to have an endless supply of water.

It's a talking dog that can drive but it's an unrealistic water supply that winds you up? hehe
Haha, I know right! Ditto for their kennels that morph into vehicles, the engineering is totally unrealistic!! wobble

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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R56Cooper said:
vaud said:
lrdisco said:
Dr Jekyll said:
austinsmirk said:
I have been ridiculed at length for saying this previously

If you drive a 2.0. 2009 diesel 5 series estate: just say so

No I have a E. something blah blah blah blah.

It’s like some word cult of bell ends.


They’ll be a response on here shortly about why it’s so important to refer to the E number. Trust me , no one cares.
But some people do care which model it is, certainly more than what year it is. If a string of owners are finding corrosion in the XYZ module it's interesting to know whether they are driving the same model as each other and the same one you have or are thinking of buying. Working out whether it's the same model from the year isn't as easy.
Sorry but I have to agree with austinsmirk.
It's fine on a specialist forum. It's nuts at a dinner party. wink
Agreed. Daily driver at the moment is a van. If I'm on a forum asking a tech question, it's a W639.
I’m definitely right. It’s up there with those who start a reply with

My normally aspirated 3.0 V8.

My 2.5 turbo charged V6


Often linked to something about road fund licence, cost of fuel in the future, or more often, electric cars and that nothing can replace the roar of my exhaust.

Again ffs just say what you drive if yr referencing yr car.

As if anyone is going to start judging you by what you drive. Everyone has different incomes, is different ages, lives in different parts of the world, wants a car to do different things.

Johnspex

4,342 posts

184 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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R56Cooper said:
OnTheBreadline said:
R56Cooper said:
Lol probably lost on anyone that doesn't have young kids but I 100% agree with you and I have similar thoughts.

Also, I know it's a cartoon but it winds me up that Marshall's fire fighting backpack seems to have an endless supply of water.

It's a talking dog that can drive but it's an unrealistic water supply that winds you up? hehe
Haha, I know right! Ditto for their kennels that morph into vehicles, the engineering is totally unrealistic!! wobble
I think they're sponsored by a company that will soon release a product on the market that goes "woohhhooo" . It's just subliminal advertising. Every time something happens someone goes "woohhhooo".

Some Gump

12,687 posts

186 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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If you guys are struggling with patrula canine, dont ever watch postman pat.

Every single time, the package arrives late and / or damaged. Often, the delivery driver damages someone elses property, and the vast inefficiecy and ineptitude on display means i'm certain that they make a loss on every parcel. Hell, how much is helicopter fuel, anyway?

Honestly, postman pat is a terrible infomercial for the public sector.

ShampooEfficient

4,267 posts

211 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Some Gump said:
If you guys are struggling with patrula canine, dont ever watch postman pat.

Every single time, the package arrives late and / or damaged. Often, the delivery driver damages someone elses property, and the vast inefficiecy and ineptitude on display means i'm certain that they make a loss on every parcel. Hell, how much is helicopter fuel, anyway?

Honestly, postman pat is a terrible infomercial for the public sector.
Amd yet an entirely accurate depiction of most courier services...

LeadFarmer

7,411 posts

131 months

Tuesday 17th May 2022
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pablo said:
4X4 Response "Don't worry Mr bus driver, we are here to save the day"
Bus driver "Nope, the bus company recovery truck is already on its way"
4X4 Response "OK, we'll hang around to make sure they do it right"
Bus driver "No, you can go"