Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

[Vitorio]

Bomma220 said:

Vitorio said:

I figured id repaint the side of my garden shack tonight

40 minutes of sanding later, ive still got half a side to sand left, and my fingers buzz like crazy...

Blimey! Think of the money you could earn amongst the mumsnet types with a talent like that? Buzzing fingers? They'd be all over you like a bloody rash!

Id think there would be plenty among them i would service for free :P

V6Pushfit said:

Rash being the operative word as there's sandpaper involved.

For some reason I've just crossed my legs.

Electric sander even... wouldnt be so much as rash as just no more skin...

[Bomma220]

V6Pushfit said:

Rash being the operative word as there's sandpaper involved.

For some reason I've just crossed my legs.

It does smart a bit if it's taken out of context old chap.

Try to remember the good times in the snug of the Bell & Leper, after you'd spent many hours grinding away at the bodywork of those marvellous sports cars of yours?

Oh, hang on...

[anonymous-user]

Bomma220 said:

It does smart a bit if it's taken out of context old chap.

Try to remember the good times in the snug of the Bell & Leper, after you'd spent many hours grinding away at the bodywork of those marvellous sports cars of yours?

Oh, hang on...

Steady on old chap, the Hudson Terraplane is the sports model complete with brakes. Given, the Daf Daffodil isn't exactly sporty but we only use it for staff funerals.

[anonymous-user]

Iva Barchetta said:

Get well soon Chunks.

Isn't passing stones a bit painful ?.... Never suffered from it myself so little knowledge.

Like pushing marble through a hose pipe. Worst pain I've known apart from being knocked flat by an exploding buscuit tin when I was fifteen but that's not important right now.

[anonymous-user]

Iva Barchetta said:

Those vicious custard creams.

I demand custard !

Coincidentally those custard things that are in between two slices of pastry I only found out how to eat properly at the weekend after being tutored by the OH's dad. Sideways! Bloody obvious really.

[DickyC]

Biscuits made from viscous couplings?

You'd need a lot of sugar to make them palatable.

Still, I'd give them a go.

[anonymous-user]

Bloody cyclists. Just done get it I've never been bike curious.

[leglessAlex]

Just checking in so the thread appears in my stuff.


I'm watching.

[Chunkymonkey71]

leglessAlex said:

Just checking in so the thread appears in my stuff.


I'm watching.

You lurking lurker!

[Chunkymonkey71]

Much morphine.

Pure love you all!

[anonymous-user]

Chin up chap, the old morphine effect can make even the ugliest nurse look incredibly attractive but just watch out when he comes to change the bed pan unless you want a suppository added to the list of treatments.

[DickyC]

Chunkyjunky?

[hidetheelephants]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Hello from the hospital!

Why are you on the ceiling? Is this a side effect of tripping off your tits on skag? Beware of the world falling out of your bottom when they stop feeding you smack.

[DickyC]

My phone randomly sends my brother blank emails. It also frequently sends my eldest son a notification telling him 'I'm in a meeting.' A couple of days ago a TT stalwart was concerned I had WhatsApped him. I hadn't but my phone had. Yesterday JAYB and I were trying simultaneously to commence Volume 28. When it dawned us what was happening, he kindly allowed my Volume 28 to live while he floated his out to sea and sank it with naval gunfire. A little later I messaged him through PH on my phone to say I'd forgotten the silly face icon and to ask if it would be possible for him to add it at this late stage. He didn't reply. I've just looked at my Hotmail account. Between 14.34 and 16.52 my phone PM'd him 28 times.

Consequently, the thread has no silly face and JAYB is never going to speak to me again.

[hidetheelephants]

Your phone is stalking JAYB? An intervention may be needed, does the verger do exorcisms?

[Bomma220]

Morning all. Have reached a compromise with Mrs B regarding the fence - I'm going to re-decorate the bathroom and there will be no further fence action until after the weekend.

Sounds like you might have a rogue phone there Dicky? It may be worth looking into some sort of behaviour therapy for it. A friend of mine had an Audi A8. Not only did it tell him when it was due for a service, the bugger used to book itself in at the garage! Played havoc with his arrangements. I think when he finally got rid of it, it kept half of his record collection & some of his furniture. Bloody technology...

[ApOrbital]

Morning all why is chunky looking like a human bag of fish n chips?

[anonymous-user]

Iva Barchetta said:

I'm sad.

What's new !





A pic a day keeps monotony away.

RHD and white with steel wheels. My dream car!

Edited.. as I was intrigued by the Merc after all, it sold for about £38K which is £7K less than it was bought for at the same auction in 2011 and with no mileage in between. Hmm given buyers and seller premiums someones crying into their Liebfraumilch.

Edited by V6Pushfit on Wednesday 31st August 08:53

[hidetheelephants]

Ideal for the dedicated Conrad Adenauer impersonator.

[Chunkymonkey71]

hidetheelephants said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Hello from the hospital!

Why are you on the ceiling? Is this a side effect of tripping off your tits on skag? Beware of the world falling out of your bottom when they stop feeding you smack.

I was hanging out with Lionel Richie.