Travellers.......

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skeggysteve

5,724 posts

217 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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steveo3002 said:
best of luck

bet mr plod will soon appear if you break the law...
Unfortunately I think you are right.



eldar said:
Be fair, there are two types of traveller - the traditional, and now rare and have been around foe hundreds of years. Don't cause trouble, st everywhere, steal on invade your land.

That is the second lot, the much more recent , who the OP is infested by here. The traditional travellers hate them for their lack of hygiene, dishonesty and slovenly lifestyle.
Years ago we used to have a real traveller visit once a year to sharpen knives etc. He never left any rubbish and always asked if he could stop overnight on the grass verge outside our house, a really nice person.

The OP sort of travellers are just scum.

djc206

12,341 posts

125 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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I too would love to see the video.

When my dad joined the coppers they used to be a bit more proactive up to and including hitching head "travellers" caravan up to the police Land Rover and driving it around the site with blue and twos going in the early hours. I can only imagine the fallout from doing something like that these days.

rb5er

11,657 posts

172 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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eldar said:
Be fair, there are two types of traveller - the traditional, and now rare and have been around foe hundreds of years. Don't cause trouble, st everywhere, steal on invade your land.
I have never seen nor heard of this type. I don't think they exist.

eldar

21,718 posts

196 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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rb5er said:
I have never seen nor heard of this type. I don't think they exist.
They do, you just don't notice them.....

rb5er

11,657 posts

172 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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Nope

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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rb5er said:
eldar said:
Be fair, there are two types of traveller - the traditional, and now rare and have been around foe hundreds of years. Don't cause trouble, st everywhere, steal on invade your land.
I have never seen nor heard of this type. I don't think they exist.
They definitely do exist, but are rare as was stated originally.


Fozziebear

1,840 posts

140 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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desolate said:
rb5er said:
eldar said:
Be fair, there are two types of traveller - the traditional, and now rare and have been around foe hundreds of years. Don't cause trouble, st everywhere, steal on invade your land.
I have never seen nor heard of this type. I don't think they exist.
They definitely do exist, but are rare as was stated originally.
Olive skin, black hair, quietly spoken, normally talked about in legend. Plod were doing a rolling escort of a caravan and transit convoy on the A52 towards Grantham yesterday, there's 2 encampments near us, hopefully they get shifted soon. I'd Mortor the fuggers with white phosphorous if I had some.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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Fozziebear said:
Olive skin, black hair, quietly spoken, normally talked about in legend. Plod were doing a rolling escort of a caravan and transit convoy on the A52 towards Grantham yesterday, there's 2 encampments near us, hopefully they get shifted soon. I'd Mortor the fuggers with white phosphorous if I had some.
The ones I know are more like hippies than anything else.

Don't think there are many left at all.

Certainly not like the transit van travellers - can't see any positives in them.

nute

691 posts

107 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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Not sure what your land is like but it due to rain heavily over the weekend. If its nice heavy clay Id start ploughing the field in question, don't touch their vans mind you, just go around em, but plough the whole lot. Their vans will be left on little islands of (i assume) grass and as soon as they try to move they will be mired in mud with stuck tranies and vans all over the place. You won't get half way through ploughing before they see whats going to happen and decamp.

If they don't you can charge em £100 each for a tow by tractor through the mud to the road.

steveo3002

10,515 posts

174 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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nute said:
If they don't you can charge em £100 each for a tow by tractor through the mud to the road.
being extra carefull not to tow via the steering rack and break anything off

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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be careful to do things legally or you might have mysterious fires at a later date.

_Exocet_

78 posts

98 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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I'm curious. What actually is legal in this situation?

Presumably as Freds owns the land he's well within his right to spread manure, plough or do whatever he fancies with the field as he would normally, right? Surely if he fancied digging an enormous ditch across the entry point it's his land and entirely up to him?

Or do your rights as a landowner stop as soon as someone sets up camp?

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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_Exocet_ said:
I'm curious. What actually is legal in this situation?

Presumably as Freds owns the land he's well within his right to spread manure, plough or do whatever he fancies with the field as he would normally, right? Surely if he fancied digging an enormous ditch across the entry point it's his land and entirely up to him?

Or do your rights as a landowner stop as soon as someone sets up camp?
There are quite long established procedures to evict someone from your land. It's procedural and long winded.

As amusing as spraying them with fertiliser would be I would imagine it would constitute assault, and there are only limited reasons accepted for assaulting someone.

I would imagine working on his land would be perfectly acceptable, but I would imagine there is some bks about preventing access to the highway.

Not a great situation.

stinkspanner

701 posts

181 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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I guess you could just make it unpleasant to be there. Noisy machines at night, totally surrounding them with the muck spreader (being careful not to spray them or their stuff) or something like that?

Fozziebear

1,840 posts

140 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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You need a quiet chat with the head lady, the head man will sit and listen. The head lady will understand the need to move, she holds all the power secretly. The lads will only kick off if you disrespect the women, they are mostly gobby twunts who swing fists.

CinnamonFan

980 posts

196 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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Total nightmare. My own experience when about a quarter of what Freds has described moved onto my mothers field about 10 years ago was terrible. Looked like a tip when they left, she did the whole procedural thing with the authorities. Took ages.

My father told me that this happened to a friend of his about 30 years ago, he hired a JCB and dug a trench around all their vehicles and left them just enough space to get out. Gave them an hour to move or he'd finish the circle. They moved, rapidly. Dont own a digger do you Freds?

Moominho

893 posts

140 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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Can't offer any advice but what a nightmare - wish you all the luck in the world.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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Telephone the MoD and offer up the field as a practise landing ground.
A couple of nights of Chinook four-ships arriving at 2am might urge the 3.14keys to move.
It did when they set up camp in a flying instructor's meadow a few years ago.

Ari

19,346 posts

215 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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Crossflow Kid said:
Telephone the MoD and offer up the field as a practise landing ground.
A couple of nights of Chinook four-ships arriving at 2am might urge the 3.14keys to move.
It did when they set up camp in a flying instructor's meadow a few years ago.
Good one. Or contact NASA, get them to to a shuttle launch there. coffee

Spare tyre

9,538 posts

130 months

Thursday 8th September 2016
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We had them here in hedge end Southampton last week

Tiny amount of people causing massive agro

Keep your head down, route of least resistance is my advice

Bad people

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