The thread for puns not jokes...

[RDMcG]

Don't want to pull the Ruger from out under you, but it Stens to reason that e have to stop this Tommyfoolery or we'll be ejected, and there will be nothing left but s shell.

[PoleDriver]

I think that you're making a hollow point there!

[davhill]

RDMcG said:

Don't want to pull the Ruger from out under you, but it Stens to reason that e have to stop this Tommyfoolery or we'll be ejected, and there will be nothing left but s shell.

I don't give a duck's foot about that! I intend to Winchester at all costs. It's been said Bofors but like the lion and the Lanber, we can coexist. I can't see Howitzer problem myself.

And it's no good Browning at me as I try to Steyr the thread. Rich I'm not but I know Gewehr I'm headed and I'm not being Schmeisserly.

I can only percussion the blow by saying there's Cacarno way I'll give up so easily. Stubborn? Yes but I'm not the late Mr. Cooper...he was a Boxer Henry.

[mybrainhurts]

davhill said:

RDMcG said:

Don't want to pull the Ruger from out under you, but it Stens to reason that e have to stop this Tommyfoolery or we'll be ejected, and there will be nothing left but s shell.

I don't give a duck's foot about that! I intend to Winchester at all costs. It's been said Bofors but like the lion and the Lanber, we can coexist. I can't see Howitzer problem myself.

And it's no good Browning at me as I try to Steyr the thread. Rich I'm not but I know Gewehr I'm headed and I'm not being Schmeisserly.

I can only percussion the blow by saying there's Cacarno way I'll give up so easily. Stubborn? Yes but I'm not the late Mr. Cooper...he was a Boxer Henry.

You'd beretta mean that, or else...

[Evangelion]

Some of you guys really need to reduce your carbine footprint. Perhaps it's time to toe the line.

[Hugo a Gogo]

was that an automatic response? careful, you'll get the thread Glocked, we don't know Uzi mods have got their eyes on, you can't just says "Armalite, Jack" or you'll be out in the Colt

[Evangelion]

Does it revolver round an automatic ban then?

[PoleDriver]

I believe that it's grounds for being fired!

[mickk]

PoleDriver said:

I believe that it's grounds for being fired!

You raise a good point there.

[davhill]

Tanks! Looks like we mortar go for the whole nine yards. It's a bit of a breech but the need 's become entrenched. It's in all the magazines. That's mine for now.

[PoleDriver]

Gun pun overload! I'm shell-shocked now!

[Evangelion]

Shell shocked? Well, life's a beach. Should have mad sure the coast was clear.

[keith2.2]

Sand the failure alarm - I think you mean should have made Shore? Bit shellfish of me to point that out in public, I'm sorry

[davhill]

keith2.2 said:

Sand the failure alarm - I think you mean should have made Shore? Bit shellfish of me to point that out in public, I'm sorry

I thought I'd groyne tired of this thread but I now sea it's still worth dipping an undertow into the water. One needn't pier too closely to realise it's an orme from orme. However, it isn't going to needle me. It's been a struggle but we've tide and tide, and contrived to keep its head above water....and that's pretty neap. We've therefore proved that we are the buoys to keep it afloat. We've also shown we RNLI need to keep posting.

[glenrobbo]

Life is indeed a beach, but you're never alone with a strand, as they say at the embassy.

[glenrobbo]

I hear 20 Pall Mall's for sale, but who Woodbine to that? Only the Sovereign could afford that sort of money. Most of my investments went up in smoke
I should never have bought all those Camels. If I'd been more circumspect and seen the Lights, I'd be a Richmond, still owning Marlboro and having a bacchanalian time. Now I'm just sat here on this Dunhill, looking less than Regal.
I'd better hand this back to you players...

[PoleDriver]

Carry on, you're on a roll!

[Hugo a Gogo]

I'd filter this out, butt I can't

[AnimalMkIV]

The girlfriend had a letter through saying her dentist has retired and she will now be seen by Ben ****.

She complained that 'Ben' didn't sound like a suitable name for a dentist (apparently dentists are like airline pilots and should have a confidence-inspiring name).

I made the situation better by exclaiming "Ah, that'll be 'Dental Ben'"


[anyone under 30 - ask your parents]

[davhill]

glenrobbo said:

I hear 20 Pall Mall's for sale, but who Woodbine to that? Only the Sovereign could afford that sort of money. Most of my investments went up in smoke
I should never have bought all those Camels. If I'd been more circumspect and seen the Lights, I'd be a Richmond, still owning Marlboro and having a bacchanalian time. Now I'm just sat here on this Dunhill, looking less than Regal.
I'd better hand this back to you players...

Recorded history shows there were many Superkings about, despite some being Menthol. You don't need to be Sobranie to Regalise this.

However, was John Player special? Having returned to No.6, after visiting the doctor for a Senior Service, I can't say.

Must nip down to Park Drive, to ask, "Can I get a Golden Virginia?"

Meanwhile, well done, I doff my Capstan to you all.