Dating an older woman

Dating an older woman

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slipstream 1985

12,220 posts

179 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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Christ i read this thread before bed last night and ended up having a dream about sally webster from coronation street. I don't even fancy her!

stuartmmcfc

8,662 posts

192 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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slipstream 1985 said:
Christ i read this thread before bed last night and ended up having a dream about sally webster from coronation street. I don't even fancy her!
But a Kevin eh!?

PieSlayer

8,852 posts

187 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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Echo66 said:
Get in there. A filthy older woman is a cracking bit of fun.
A few months after I left school i ended up rooting the wife of a tossbag of a bloke who was down for 5 years for dealing heroin, She was 39 & a mate of mine was a family friend. We'd pop round to say hello to her & the two kids while d1ckhead was doing porridge. Me & her just ended up going at it when I once went round on my own. Pure filth & by that time it was 6 month into hubbies sentence so she was gagging for it to say the least. Found a chisel under her side of the bed that she'd been diddling herself with the handle....ended up waggling that in her snatch while my helmet was nudging her tonsils. She liked being airtight & i bet she found a couple of willing participants once i'd had my fill & joined the army. Happy days.
roflroflrofl

I've never laughed so much at a thread reply in all the time I've been on here. Thank you for making my day!

Wacky Racer

38,157 posts

247 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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slipstream 1985 said:
Christ i read this thread before bed last night and ended up having a dream about sally webster from coronation street. I don't even fancy her!
Previously sexy Sally Seddon biggrin before she met Kevin here:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o5yLdwLcYo



Wacky Racer

38,157 posts

247 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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LordHaveMurci said:
Standards are slipping on PH, it's a sad day



When nobody has asked for pictures yet!

Shnozz

27,473 posts

271 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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Baz2000 said:
Can't say I've heard that one myself.....
Ginger fringe...

Rich_W

12,548 posts

212 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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I do wonder if there's a lot of "mummy" issues here laugh

Turns out your local online video "hub" provider has an entire subsection of "son nails step mom" laugh


Never done older. In fact for me the ultimate play to my ego would be a girl exactly half my age (Yes she would be legal!) And I'm currently considering making a play for a girl 12 years my junior, which would be the biggest gap so far.

This whole "taught me a lot of things" just means you aren't doing it right in the first place.

PurpleAki

1,601 posts

87 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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You don't know what you are talking about.

Wacky Racer

38,157 posts

247 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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Rich_W said:
This whole "taught me a lot of things" just means you aren't doing it right in the first place.
Don't knock it until you have tried it....biggrin

PAUL500

2,634 posts

246 months

Thursday 27th April 2017
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Had a third date on the weekend with a girl and when we were chatting about this and that it turned out she was born the year after I left 6th form and started work! eek

She found it quite funny and was not fazed at all, me not so much. 49/30. My ex wife is 5 years older than me, so quite a difference between the two.

Shnozz

27,473 posts

271 months

Friday 28th April 2017
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Rich_W said:
I do wonder if there's a lot of "mummy" issues here laugh

Turns out your local online video "hub" provider has an entire subsection of "son nails step mom" laugh


Never done older. In fact for me the ultimate play to my ego would be a girl exactly half my age (Yes she would be legal!) And I'm currently considering making a play for a girl 12 years my junior, which would be the biggest gap so far.

This whole "taught me a lot of things" just means you aren't doing it right in the first place.
Never done it yet answers from both sides. A true PH viewpoint.

Likes Fast Cars

2,770 posts

165 months

Friday 28th April 2017
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Don't worry about the rest of us, plow on and go for the young pussy too.

My mrs is 14 years younger than me (and legal by the way!).

Likes Fast Cars

2,770 posts

165 months

Friday 28th April 2017
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PAUL500 said:
Had a third date on the weekend with a girl and when we were chatting about this and that it turned out she was born the year after I left 6th form and started work! eek

She found it quite funny and was not fazed at all, me not so much. 49/30. My ex wife is 5 years older than me, so quite a difference between the two.
Good for you, make the most of it.

DanielSan

18,786 posts

167 months

Friday 28th April 2017
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I'm not convinced it's an age thing that makes women filthy or not, they're all dirty bhes you've just got to find out how to unlock their full extent of filth. Either that or I've just got lucky over the years.

None the less, the number don't matter, plough on and enjoy it.

Falsey

449 posts

139 months

Friday 28th April 2017
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My girlfriend is 7 years older than me - 26/33. Occasionally something pops up that reminds you of the age difference but really it doesnt matter. Shes still fit, life skills, world wise, can look after herself. No worries.

Same as any man you look at these 19/20 year old girls, but two minutes talking to one leaves me wanting to hang myself.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Friday 28th April 2017
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Falsey said:
My girlfriend is 7 years older than me - 26/33. Occasionally something pops up that reminds you of the age difference but really it doesnt matter. Shes still fit, life skills, world wise, can look after herself. No worries.

Same as any man you look at these 19/20 year old girls, but two minutes talking to one leaves me wanting to hang myself.
That's where you are going wrong.

You don't talk to them. You Snapchat them.

Falsey

449 posts

139 months

Friday 28th April 2017
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Id sooner boil my bks.

HTP99

22,546 posts

140 months

Friday 28th April 2017
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A guy I worked with 10 or so years ago always dated much younger girls, we are talking him in his 30's and girls 18-20 years old, sure they were fit, firm etc, however trying to talk to them was so painful, they just had nothing of interest to say.

Likes Fast Cars

2,770 posts

165 months

Friday 28th April 2017
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DanielSan said:
I'm not convinced it's an age thing that makes women filthy or not, they're all dirty bhes you've just got to find out how to unlock their full extent of filth. Either that or I've just got lucky over the years.

None the less, the number don't matter, plough on and enjoy it.
It's a bit of a lottery but as you say plough on and enjoy smile

Echo66

384 posts

189 months

Friday 28th April 2017
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I've done the younger thing too, she was 20 yrs younger then me & i was late 40s. She's still a mate but def not long term material. Boring as fk but filthier than anything else i've ever done as she was very into her submissive stuff.
Dunno about a mummy complex for some blokes, just a case of enjoying smashing the back out of a woman who knows what she wants & get it. Literally.