Cringeworthy things
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What has recently made you cringe? Here are a few of my examples:
1. Friend was showing me some holiday pictures on his phone. For some reason, he flicked onto one that was his own dick.
2. Friend got married recently. He wore his favourite Apple cufflinks (because he cannot get enough Apple products). When he distributed photos of the wedding, one of them was simply his Apple cufflinks. Eh?
3. My brother met another man on holiday, they both got drunk and ended up having a game of hide the sausage behind a bush. Nothing wrong with that. However, the other chap was married and his wife was back at the room wondering where he had gone.
Anyone else go any good ones?
1. Friend was showing me some holiday pictures on his phone. For some reason, he flicked onto one that was his own dick.
2. Friend got married recently. He wore his favourite Apple cufflinks (because he cannot get enough Apple products). When he distributed photos of the wedding, one of them was simply his Apple cufflinks. Eh?
3. My brother met another man on holiday, they both got drunk and ended up having a game of hide the sausage behind a bush. Nothing wrong with that. However, the other chap was married and his wife was back at the room wondering where he had gone.
Anyone else go any good ones?
Edited by funkyrobot on Tuesday 16th May 12:53
Funkycoldribena said:
Went round a mates,wasnt sure if anyone was home so for some reason looked through the cat flap.
The image has haunted me for life.
Quietly slipped away and rang him from around the corner and asked him what he was up to...
You can't just leave it at that - details! The image has haunted me for life.
Quietly slipped away and rang him from around the corner and asked him what he was up to...
Europa1 said:
Funkycoldribena said:
Went round a mates,wasnt sure if anyone was home so for some reason looked through the cat flap.
The image has haunted me for life.
Quietly slipped away and rang him from around the corner and asked him what he was up to...
You can't just leave it at that - details! The image has haunted me for life.
Quietly slipped away and rang him from around the corner and asked him what he was up to...
Do go on.
Funkycoldribena said:
funkyrobot said:
Europa1 said:
Funkycoldribena said:
Went round a mates,wasnt sure if anyone was home so for some reason looked through the cat flap.
The image has haunted me for life.
Quietly slipped away and rang him from around the corner and asked him what he was up to...
You can't just leave it at that - details! The image has haunted me for life.
Quietly slipped away and rang him from around the corner and asked him what he was up to...
Do go on.
funkyrobot said:
C0ffin D0dger said:
trickywoo said:
Sounds like you need to hook your brother up with friend 1.
Nearly spat my coffee over the monitor During a lad's weekend at the Ring a few years ago, we decided to try to make it cheaper by sharing a room.
We don't do it anymore because of a couple of things:
We don't do it anymore because of a couple of things:
- A room with 8 single beds 12 inches from the next - you really don't want to wake up to see your mate's greying ginger pubes surrounding his meat & 2 veg just 3 inches from your face
- 8 large, middle-aged guys into 1 tiny bathroom does not go - there's never enough air freshener or toilet roll, nor a big-enough toilet brush
mmm-five said:
During a lad's weekend at the Ring a few years ago, we decided to try to make it cheaper by sharing a room.
We don't do it anymore because of a couple of things:
My brother, on the other hand, would love that.We don't do it anymore because of a couple of things:
- A room with 8 single beds 12 inches from the next - you really don't want to wake up to see your mate's greying ginger pubes surrounding his meat & 2 veg just 3 inches from your face
- 8 large, middle-aged guys into 1 tiny bathroom does not go - there's never enough air freshener or toilet roll, nor a big-enough toilet brush
Vocal Minority said:
Cramped confines regardless - you've really got to move a lot in your sleep for that
Not really...Single bed, 12 inches from mattress to mattress, my head hanging just over the edge of the matress with hungover tongue hanging out, mate swings out of bed and I wake up just as he stands up and stretches.
We all insist on on own rooms now (usually at the GT-Hotel / Hotel Gran Tourismo in Kaltenborn).
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