Cringeworthy things
Discussion
mmm-five said:
Not really...
Single bed, 12 inches from mattress to mattress, my head hanging just over the edge of the matress with hungover tongue hanging out, mate swings out of bed and I wake up just as he stands up and stretches.
We all insist on on own rooms now (usually at the GT-Hotel / Hotel Gran Tourismo in Kaltenborn).
Suuuure.Single bed, 12 inches from mattress to mattress, my head hanging just over the edge of the matress with hungover tongue hanging out, mate swings out of bed and I wake up just as he stands up and stretches.
We all insist on on own rooms now (usually at the GT-Hotel / Hotel Gran Tourismo in Kaltenborn).
A few years ago, my wife called me to ask to meet her at her mother's house after work to help move a mattress. I dutifully call round, go through the back door as usual (no pun intended). House all quiet. I shout a hello, and hear talking from upstairs. I go up and follow the voice into one of the bedrooms.............i walk in............the door to the ensuite is open............i cannot avoid looking in as i walk into bedroom, it is in my line of sight........ i am greeted with the sight of my 75 year old mother in law half standing position, getting off the toliet, underwear around her ankles, bent at the knees, legs akimbo, giving her moip a full on wipe with a wad of tissue.
And yes, we made eye contact.
And yes, we made eye contact.
bunglesprout said:
A few years ago, my wife called me to ask to meet her at her mother's house after work to help move a mattress. I dutifully call round, go through the back door as usual (no pun intended). House all quiet. I shout a hello, and hear talking from upstairs. I go up and follow the voice into one of the bedrooms.............i walk in............the door to the ensuite is open............i cannot avoid looking in as i walk into bedroom, it is in my line of sight........ i am greeted with the sight of my 75 year old mother in law half standing position, getting off the toliet, underwear around her ankles, bent at the knees, legs akimbo, giving her moip a full on wipe with a wad of tissue.
And yes, we made eye contact.
And yes, we made eye contact.
bunglesprout said:
A few years ago, my wife called me to ask to meet her at her mother's house after work to help move a mattress. I dutifully call round, go through the back door as usual (no pun intended). House all quiet. I shout a hello, and hear talking from upstairs. I go up and follow the voice into one of the bedrooms.............i walk in............the door to the ensuite is open............i cannot avoid looking in as i walk into bedroom, it is in my line of sight........ i am greeted with the sight of my 75 year old mother in law half standing position, getting off the toliet, underwear around her ankles, bent at the knees, legs akimbo, giving her moip a full on wipe with a wad of tissue.
And yes, we made eye contact.
And yes, we made eye contact.
bunglesprout said:
A few years ago, my wife called me to ask to meet her at her mother's house after work to help move a mattress. I dutifully call round, go through the back door as usual (no pun intended). House all quiet. I shout a hello, and hear talking from upstairs. I go up and follow the voice into one of the bedrooms.............i walk in............the door to the ensuite is open............i cannot avoid looking in as i walk into bedroom, it is in my line of sight........ i am greeted with the sight of my 75 year old mother in law half standing position, getting off the toliet, underwear around her ankles, bent at the knees, legs akimbo, giving her moip a full on wipe with a wad of tissue.
And yes, we made eye contact.
What happened next? And yes, we made eye contact.
Many years ago my friend parents had a very large three story house so hide and seek was always in order. I must've been around 10(?)...anyway searching from room to room I open their parents room only to be confronted by his mother stark naked and facing me. I just quietly closed the door. Nothing was every said.
Rawwr said:
funkyrobot said:
Who has a hedge in a bathroom?
I know bushes sometimes get trimmed in bathrooms. But hedges?
He brought it along with him. OBVIOUSLY.I know bushes sometimes get trimmed in bathrooms. But hedges?
Quite good though, carrying a hedge around so you can always sneak behind it for a dip.
J4CKO said:
Neighbour has private plates with his initials on all his cars, when he gets a new one, he runs round with the latest plate on until it is about to become outdated and the private plates get put back on.
Very good.
What does he do if the model gets a facelift or is superseded?
funkyrobot said:
J4CKO said:
Neighbour has private plates with his initials on all his cars, when he gets a new one, he runs round with the latest plate on until it is about to become outdated and the private plates get put back on.
Very good.
What does he do if the model gets a facelift or is superseded?
J4CKO said:
funkyrobot said:
J4CKO said:
Neighbour has private plates with his initials on all his cars, when he gets a new one, he runs round with the latest plate on until it is about to become outdated and the private plates get put back on.
Very good.
What does he do if the model gets a facelift or is superseded?
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J4CKO said:
Neighbour has private plates with his initials on all his cars, when he gets a new one, he runs round with the latest plate on until it is about to become outdated and the private plates get put back on.
That's good, but I think I can out numberplate cringe that.I once knew a guy who's initials were SK.
His numberplate was V1 PSK, butchered to read V1P SK.
And knowing the guy, he wasn't being ironic...
C0ffin D0dger said:
Nearly spat my coffee over the monitor 
To be honest, I always cringe a bit when someone writes this because, no you didn't, no one sits there with a mouth full of coffee for minutes on end, just looking for something funny to nearly spit it over their monitor. And it has surely become the most unoriginal way to say 'I found that very amusing' ever invented.
Ari said:
J4CKO said:
Neighbour has private plates with his initials on all his cars, when he gets a new one, he runs round with the latest plate on until it is about to become outdated and the private plates get put back on.
That's good, but I think I can out numberplate cringe that.I once knew a guy who's initials were SK.
His numberplate was V1 PSK, butchered to read V1P SK.
And knowing the guy, he wasn't being ironic...
I see a red Audi driving around in Spalding with the numberplate P05H FC, or something similar.
It's awfully spaced and is supposed to represent the nickname of Peterborough football club, at a guess. Been on there for ages.
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