I wish it hadn't been invented....

I wish it hadn't been invented....

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andrewrob

2,913 posts

190 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Sub forums, everything should be posted in general gassing

IanCress

4,409 posts

166 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Touchscreens and gesture control in cars. Stupid and distracting invention.

AllyBee

313 posts

154 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Keyless go in cars. Not a huge amount of use and introduces a massive security flaw (not that I'm bitter about my keyless go car getting pinched).

Dr Interceptor

7,786 posts

196 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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AllyBee said:
Keyless go in cars. Not a huge amount of use and introduces a massive security flaw (not that I'm bitter about my keyless go car getting pinched).
This. My MINI is keyless, but you still have a fecking huge key. At least give me somewhere in the dash to stow it.

Big GT

1,811 posts

92 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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BMW's i-Drive

ChilliWhizz

11,992 posts

161 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Speed cameras

HTP99

22,549 posts

140 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Dr Interceptor said:
AllyBee said:
Keyless go in cars. Not a huge amount of use and introduces a massive security flaw (not that I'm bitter about my keyless go car getting pinched).
This. My MINI is keyless, but you still have a fecking huge key. At least give me somewhere in the dash to stow it.
Some systems are better than others and work very well.

designforlife

3,734 posts

163 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Religion.

And the selfie stick, that's not far behind.

beerexpressman

240 posts

137 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Genocide and another vote for Cheese vomit but not necessarily in that order.

AllyBee

313 posts

154 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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HTP99 said:
Some systems are better than others and work very well.
Bet they don't stop you loosing the key down the side of the seat when it falls out of your pocket.

Or getting on the train when your wife gives you a lift to the station with the key still in your pocket, then having to turn round at the next stop because the car has turned its self off.

:-)

PostHeads123

1,042 posts

135 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Girl power

C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

145 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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On the other hand I'd also argue that the smartphone is possibly one of the greatest things ever invented, I mean this is stuff we saw in Star Trek as kids and only dreamed it would ever really exist. Pretty much every piece of information you could ever need is there at your fingertips on a 5" screen.....


....and you can watch porn on it (and make phone calls phone)

Sheets Tabuer

18,959 posts

215 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Sheep.

budgie smuggler

5,384 posts

159 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Monty Python said:
Had a bit of a rant with one of my work colleagues yesterday morning, and while doing so I came to the conclusion that the smartphone is quite possibly the worst thing ever invented.

Anyone have any other things they wish had never seen the light of day?
A device that allows you to access pretty much any piece of information in existence and can be carried in your pocket, but you reckon it's a worse invention than Crocs rolleyes

killingjoker

950 posts

193 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Sheep.
You're talking election, right?

S11Steve

6,374 posts

184 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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fking Loom Bands.

At least in 2 years time when fidget spinners are "like, sooooo last year", they still won't be getting tangled up in the vacuum cleaner.

They are worse than christmas tree needles for appearing months after the tree has gone.

Sheets Tabuer

18,959 posts

215 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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killingjoker said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Sheep.
You're talking election, right?
Yeah we'll go with that.

geeks

9,184 posts

139 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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AllyBee said:
HTP99 said:
Some systems are better than others and work very well.
Bet they don't stop you loosing the key down the side of the seat when it falls out of your pocket.

Or getting on the train when your wife gives you a lift to the station with the key still in your pocket, then having to turn round at the next stop because the car has turned its self off.

:-)
Wifes car has keyless, goes utterly fking mental if you get out the car with your key in your pocket and the engine is running! Seriously, the alarm beeps, the dashboard lights up like Blackpool illuminations, the car dings inside constantly. So yeah you are unlikely to get the above happen, it also wont start unless the key is physically inside the car.

That said not all keyless systems are as good/have the above feature set. The early Ford one was funny in that once the car was started you could drive for as long and as far as you liked until you turned the car off then you were stuck, when I asked a dealer about this I was told it was intentional because at the particular period of time car jackings were quite common place so the idea was if it happened you just surrendered the car to the thief and they wouldn't come after you for the keys or whatever.


My nomination for something I wish hadn't been invented, Golf on TV!

iphonedyou

9,253 posts

157 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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VonSenger said:
Farage and that disgusting troll Katie Hopkins. Everything thats wrong with britain currently. As well as the obvious (terrorism)
Did you read the thread title?

Dog Star

16,132 posts

168 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Social media.

(on the basis that war and stuff like that wasn't "invented")