Phrases that annoy you the most

Phrases that annoy you the most

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Doofus

25,784 posts

173 months

Monday 29th May 2023
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Blown2CV said:
if you gave CDG 100% of your money, and then also borrowed an amount equivalent to 10% of that money on top, and gave that to him too.... but you kept on paying the loan payments, have you given him 110%?
I don't even know him, and he's usually rude to me.

Penny Whistle

5,783 posts

170 months

Monday 29th May 2023
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Doofus said:
Blown2CV said:
if you gave CDG 100% of your money, and then also borrowed an amount equivalent to 10% of that money on top, and gave that to him too.... but you kept on paying the loan payments, have you given him 110%?
I don't even know him, and he's usually rude to me.
Well, try giving him some money and see if he changes his tune.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,242 posts

180 months

Monday 29th May 2023
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Penny Whistle said:
Doofus said:
Blown2CV said:
if you gave CDG 100% of your money, and then also borrowed an amount equivalent to 10% of that money on top, and gave that to him too.... but you kept on paying the loan payments, have you given him 110%?
I don't even know him, and he's usually rude to me.
Well, try giving him some money and see if he changes his tune.
I'm liking this suggestion.

Pit Pony

8,496 posts

121 months

Tuesday 30th May 2023
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Strangely Brown said:
LunarOne said:
From the wife faffing thread:

SWMBO

Calling meals "tea". And by extension, calling lunch "dinner".

For me, there are three meals in the day - breakfast, lunch and dinner. Dinner can be reduced to supper if it's light or informal.
Breakfast, dinner and tea always used to be the meals when I was growing up. The change to lunch and dinner is a relatively recent thing. Supper was always a late evening thing.
Supper is a bowl of cereals before bed.

Mabbs9

1,076 posts

218 months

Tuesday 30th May 2023
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Net Migration. Meaningless without saying which way it actually went. We only have this ambiguity because the word they actually mean, 'immigration', is not used by the msm any more.

captain.scarlet

1,824 posts

34 months

Tuesday 30th May 2023
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'Town hall'.

It's a questions and answers session.

Or simply a meeting.

LunarOne

5,164 posts

137 months

Tuesday 30th May 2023
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captain.scarlet said:
'Town hall'.

It's a questions and answers session.

Or simply a meeting.
Is this an American term? I started working for an American software company in 2011 and that was my first introduction to town hall meetings. It would usually be one of the VPs from the U.S. in a large meeting room with rows of chairs lined up so we could have about 120 people at each session. And then the VP would explain why there was going to be whatever inevitable disruption that would ensue. When a town hall meeting was planned, you basically knew we were either going to have to throw out our existing methods and do something completely different. Or there were going to be job losses. Often both.

I also discovered two kinds of training sessions:

The TOI (Transfer of Information). A 1-2 day session where a senior engineer would teach a particular concept or subject that needed more than on-the-job learning. The best of these were highly interactive, but the majority were just death by Powerpoint.

The Brown Bag session. A 1-3 hour training session supposedly spanning lunch. The brown bag referred to attendees being expected to bring their lunch, but usually the sessions were either in the morning or mid-afternoon where eating wouldn't have been appropriate.

redrabbit29

1,352 posts

133 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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People that refer to Facebook as Bookface

redrabbit29

1,352 posts

133 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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LunarOne said:
captain.scarlet said:
'Town hall'.

It's a questions and answers session.

Or simply a meeting.
Is this an American term?
I think it is. I've just left the public sector (police) to private after about 16 years service. I'm fully remote and the American company I work for has "town hall" meetings once every 1-2 months.

When looking at jobs I saw lots of "Vice President" roles. All of course basically managed level and with a stupid title

Another American term (I think) is an "all hands meeting"

Doofus

25,784 posts

173 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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redrabbit29 said:
People that refer to Facebook as Bookface
Any misspelling, mispronunciation or 'amusing' alternative name for social media or other websites.

Doofus

25,784 posts

173 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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Also:

"Beans", "Give it the beans" and, worst of all, "Beanage". The Car Guys (who are presuambly about 12, despite appearances), I'm looking at you.

Honourable mention to Jack (Number27) for "Do a pull".

Maxym

2,035 posts

236 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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redrabbit29 said:
LunarOne said:
captain.scarlet said:
'Town hall'.

It's a questions and answers session.

Or simply a meeting.
Is this an American term?
I think it is. I've just left the public sector (police) to private after about 16 years service. I'm fully remote and the American company I work for has "town hall" meetings once every 1-2 months.

When looking at jobs I saw lots of "Vice President" roles. All of course basically managed level and with a stupid title

Another American term (I think) is an "all hands meeting"
How long do you reckon you’ll be able to stick it out with this US outfit? hehe

Maxym

2,035 posts

236 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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‘Pre-prepared’

RichB

51,531 posts

284 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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Maxym said:
redrabbit29 said:
LunarOne said:
captain.scarlet said:
'Town hall'. It's a questions and answers session. Or simply a meeting.
Is this an American term?
I think it is. I've just left the public sector (police) to private after about 16 years service. I'm fully remote and the American company I work for has "town hall" meetings once every 1-2 months. When looking at jobs I saw lots of "Vice President" roles. All of course basically managed level and with a stupid title. Another American term (I think) is an "all hands meeting"
How long do you reckon you’ll be able to stick it out with this US outfit? hehe
They are dreadful for inventing these stupid expressions. Has anyone mentioned 'Deep dive', 'Drains-up' or 'Lift the kimono'...?

Monkeylegend

26,335 posts

231 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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The other one that annoys me is used on Dragons Den a lot, "drill into".

shih tzu faced

2,597 posts

49 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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Doofus said:
Also:

"Beans", "Give it the beans" and, worst of all, "Beanage". The Car Guys (who are presuambly about 12, despite appearances), I'm looking at you.

Honourable mention to Jack (Number27) for "Do a pull".
Beanage laugh Never heard that one before and have to admit I love it!

getmecoat

Cloudy147

2,719 posts

183 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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“Leaning in” is the latest and greatest at the corporate where I work presently.

Leaning in, in this context, essentially means accepting a change to a way of working that would otherwise be largely unpopular and doing it anyway without a fuss.

“Thanks to those you who are already leaning in…”


redrabbit29

1,352 posts

133 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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Cloudy147 said:
“Leaning in” is the latest and greatest at the corporate where I work presently.

Leaning in, in this context, essentially means accepting a change to a way of working that would otherwise be largely unpopular and doing it anyway without a fuss.

“Thanks to those you who are already leaning in…”
Leaning in? Wow, that's absolutely terrible

redrabbit29

1,352 posts

133 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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Maxym said:
How long do you reckon you’ll be able to stick it out with this US outfit? hehe
Thankfully it's a global company (not a big one) and a nice blend of different cultures. There are 3 over the pond (1x Canada and 2x US). Very chilled, nice people.

Not met anyone physically as it's all remote work but it's not too bad

Quite like that I have a lot of freedom over how I plan my time. Some days I watch a lot of TV or go shopping if my work is under control

RichB

51,531 posts

284 months

Wednesday 31st May 2023
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Cloudy147 said:
“Leaning in” is the latest and greatest at the corporate where I work presently.

Leaning in, in this context, essentially means accepting a change to a way of working that would otherwise be largely unpopular and doing it anyway without a fuss.

“Thanks to those you who are already leaning in…”
Sounds like they're tilting at windmills. wink