Phrases that annoy you the most

Phrases that annoy you the most

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snuffy

9,756 posts

284 months

Tuesday 6th June 2023
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OCD.

When used incorrectly, e.g.. being neat and tidy, doing things properly/with pride etc.

"My car is always is immaculate, there's not a mark on it, that my OCD". No, that is not what OCD means.

UTH

8,935 posts

178 months

Tuesday 6th June 2023
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snuffy said:
OCD.

When used incorrectly, e.g.. being neat and tidy, doing things properly/with pride etc.

"My car is always is immaculate, there's not a mark on it, that my OCD". No, that is not what OCD means.
Yes, come to think of it you do often hear people say stuff like "Oh that wonky chair is really hurting my OCD".

Bugger off.

phazed

21,844 posts

204 months

Tuesday 6th June 2023
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My wife forced me to stop at a supermarket on the way back from a run out in my Boxster the other day. She said, “I don’t suppose you have a carrier bag ? “

I stated that, of course I did, and pointed her to a little plastic panel that opens in the front boot. She extracted two plastic bags neatly folded with an elastic band around them. She smiled and stated that I was a bit OCD. I am not, I keep my cars clean and tidy and don’t like my cars looking like a shopping trolley!

RichB

51,567 posts

284 months

Tuesday 6th June 2023
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redrabbit29 said:
Someone emailed me and others earlier saying "shall we locked that in our diaries then?" referring to a possible meeting. I nearly vomitted.
Indeed, it should be lock not locked.

phazed

21,844 posts

204 months

Tuesday 6th June 2023
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biglaugh

Pit Pony

8,546 posts

121 months

Tuesday 6th June 2023
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phazed said:
My wife forced me to stop at a supermarket on the way back from a run out in my Boxster the other day. She said, “I don’t suppose you have a carrier bag ? “

I stated that, of course I did, and pointed her to a little plastic panel that opens in the front boot. She extracted two plastic bags neatly folded with an elastic band around them. She smiled and stated that I was a bit OCD. I am not, I keep my cars clean and tidy and don’t like my cars looking like a shopping trolley!
She was being polite. She meant anal. 🤔😊😊😊🤣

M4cruiser

3,630 posts

150 months

Tuesday 6th June 2023
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"The gear linkage is broke."

No it's not, it's broken. It hasn't run out of money.

redface

snuffy

9,756 posts

284 months

Tuesday 6th June 2023
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This door is alarmed.

"Bloody hell, what on earth was that?" said the door.


Katzenjammer

1,085 posts

178 months

Tuesday 6th June 2023
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“Raft of measures”

phazed

21,844 posts

204 months

Wednesday 7th June 2023
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I think some of you guys are being a little pedantic. We know that a lot of the English have poor grammar. I employed in the building trade all my life so well know.

Typical line from a proper London lad, “borrow me some money till Friday “

Or. I got free, (three) bags of sand for, (superfluous word) free… ffs.

“My bad” that really ups my blood pressure.

“I’m loving it!” Eldest son used it once. A few days in the cooler sorted that out…

C5_Steve

3,028 posts

103 months

Wednesday 7th June 2023
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redrabbit29 said:
Someone emailed me and others earlier saying "shall we locked that in our diaries then?" referring to a possible meeting. I nearly vomitted.
Almost as bad as "We need to go firm on that"

  • snigger*

redrabbit29

1,362 posts

133 months

Wednesday 7th June 2023
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C5_Steve said:
Almost as bad as "We need to go firm on that"

  • snigger*
Just reply with something like "I agree, let's get this inserted as deep as possible into our calendars". If you do it with a serious face they'll all just nod along as if you're a really high flyer and will probably start using that phrase too

RichB

51,567 posts

284 months

Wednesday 7th June 2023
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redrabbit29 said:
C5_Steve said:
Almost as bad as "We need to go firm on that"
  • snigger*
Just reply with something like "I agree, let's get this inserted as deep as possible into our calendars". If you do it with a serious face they'll all just nod along as if you're a really high flyer and will probably start using that phrase too
Indeed, now I'm retired I'm so glad I don't have to listen to all that corporate crap. It does make me laugh though biglaugh

Biker's Nemesis

38,651 posts

208 months

Wednesday 7th June 2023
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Don't suppose "living, my, your best life" has been mentioned yet?

Jonquil

211 posts

13 months

Thursday 8th June 2023
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snuffy said:
OCD.

When used incorrectly, e.g.. being neat and tidy, doing things properly/with pride etc.

"My car is always is immaculate, there's not a mark on it, that my OCD". No, that is not what OCD means.
Fair enough but if you really have OCD , you'd call it Compulsive Disorder Obsessive or CDO 'cos it's alfabetically correct innit?



C5_Steve

3,028 posts

103 months

Thursday 8th June 2023
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redrabbit29 said:
Just reply with something like "I agree, let's get this inserted as deep as possible into our calendars". If you do it with a serious face they'll all just nod along as if you're a really high flyer and will probably start using that phrase too
roflroflrofl


Hackney

6,841 posts

208 months

Thursday 8th June 2023
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“stepped foot”
As in, “the joke among City staff in the dark days when they were just about avoiding relegation was always that the only time the Gallagher brothers ever stepped foot in City's new stadium was in 2005”

No! It’s set foot.

captain.scarlet

1,824 posts

34 months

Friday 9th June 2023
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Not a phrase but a scientific term (and its derivatives) being bandied around by people who have no clue:

'Narcissist'.

Someone's a bit selfish? Been a bit horrible? Not to your liking? Boss from hell? No, s/he is a narcissist.

That's not horrible behaviour or arrogance. It's narcissism.

They're very narcissistic.


Also I've actually lost track of how many personality types there are, but it's equally annoying when having a personality or a particular character trait is made to look like you're part of some distinct or special group of people or have special needs and behavioural tendencies that other people need to learn more about.

Lately my algorithms have decided to bombard me with videos about people who (think they) are a 'introverts'.

In the olden days people used to consider introverts maybe as people who would keep themselves to themselves.

Yet there are videos by supposed introverts on the likes of Tiktok (e.g. a day in the life of being an introvert, introvert habits, coping mechanisms, vlogs and thought processes).

No, it's not a behavioural disorder. Stop trying to be special.

Obviously egged on by comments by people who think they can relate, or are coming to terms with figuring themselves out, and the thousands of views these videos get in an obviously extroverted world like social media.

As long as there's a target audience and it makes money, no?

Strangely Brown

10,059 posts

231 months

Friday 9th June 2023
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captain.scarlet said:
Yet there are videos by supposed introverts on the likes of Tiktok (e.g. a day in the life of being an introvert, introvert habits, coping mechanisms, vlogs and thought processes).
The irony is clearly lost on them.

snuffy

9,756 posts

284 months

Monday 12th June 2023
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It's only worth what's someone's prepared to pay for it.

Always said by some bellend that thinks they have just imparted the secret of the universe to you.

fk right off, just fk off you knobber