Phrases that annoy you the most

Phrases that annoy you the most

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Blown2CV

29,659 posts

214 months

Wednesday 12th March
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borcy said:
Blown2CV said:
This may be a regional one but

“It knocked me sick”
What region is that from?
North west… it’s also potentially a class thing.

Missy Charm

1,024 posts

39 months

Thursday 13th March
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Silverage said:
“On a mission”. No, you’re not. You’re making some second rate consumer programme for Channel 5.
Didn't the text 'On a Mission' often adorn the stick-on sun-visors of boy racers at one time, after slogans such as 'Dave N Shirl' or 'Thermonuclear Protection' had become passe?

Anyway, the one that's irritating me at present is excessive, and seemingly incorrect use of the word 'iteration'. The word most 'iteration' sayers are seeking to iterate is 'incarnation', with 'variant', 'version' or even good old nothing at all - the tautology hater's choice - serving the purpose better. A sentence such as 'The OMG 9000 DoomHammer is the latest iteration in a long line of fast Myladys-Benzedrine saloons' can easily do without the 'iteration'.

Alickadoo

2,667 posts

34 months

Thursday 13th March
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Missy Charm said:
Didn't the text 'On a Mission' often adorn the stick-on sun-visors of boy racers at one time, after slogans such as 'Dave N Shirl' or 'Thermonuclear Protection' had become passe?

Anyway, the one that's irritating me at present is excessive, and seemingly incorrect use of the word 'iteration'. The word most 'iteration' sayers are seeking to iterate is 'incarnation', with 'variant', 'version' or even good old nothing at all - the tautology hater's choice - serving the purpose better. A sentence such as 'The OMG 9000 DoomHammer is the latest iteration in a long line of fast Myladys-Benzedrine saloons' can easily do without the 'iteration'.
The one that annoys me is "forced to". They invariably were not 'forced' to do anything. It may have been wise, or expedient, but it almost never was a question of being 'forced'.

GVK

887 posts

253 months

Thursday 13th March
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I hate 'send it' grrrr

paulguitar

28,428 posts

124 months

Thursday 13th March
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GVK said:
I hate 'send it' grrrr
Even worse, 'full send'. curse

GVK

887 posts

253 months

Thursday 13th March
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Yep, that too !!

Batfoy

912 posts

17 months

Friday 14th March
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'Uptick.' So, an increase then?

Michael_B

785 posts

111 months

Friday 14th March
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Batfoy said:
'Uptick.' So, an increase then?
Mrs B remarked on a newsreader using that word the other day. I replied that people who say uptick should offsod.

snuffy

10,909 posts

295 months

Friday 14th March
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Iconic.

When used by people who don't understand what the word means.

For example, after couple of days ago, there was a BBC headline saying that Manchester United were going to built a new iconic stadium.


swisstoni

19,187 posts

290 months

Friday 14th March
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snuffy said:
Iconic.

When used by people who don't understand what the word means.

For example, after couple of days ago, there was a BBC headline saying that Manchester United were going to built a new iconic stadium.
That poor word. Absolutely worn out and now meaningless.

snuffy

10,909 posts

295 months

Friday 14th March
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swisstoni said:
snuffy said:
Iconic.

When used by people who don't understand what the word means.

For example, after couple of days ago, there was a BBC headline saying that Manchester United were going to built a new iconic stadium.
That poor word. Absolutely worn out and now meaningless.
My point was that things/people/whatever can only become iconic.

borcy

6,777 posts

67 months

Friday 14th March
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paulguitar said:
GVK said:
I hate 'send it' grrrr
Even worse, 'full send'. curse
What does full send mean?

donkmeister

9,793 posts

111 months

Friday 14th March
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Alickadoo said:
The one that annoys me is "forced to". They invariably were not 'forced' to do anything. It may have been wise, or expedient, but it almost never was a question of being 'forced'.
Pretty sure Gordon Brown personally showed up at people's houses with his band of Exchequer heavies, making threats regarding their kneecaps if they didn't trade in their petrol car for a TDi.

He was also smart enough to insist that if they didn't then brag about the immense torque and low tax, tell their weary friends and colleagues "it's an absolute beast", and race absolutely everyone at every opportunity regardless of whether they knew they were racing, he'd force them to kiss Margaret Beckett on the fanny.

That is how people were "forced" to buy diesel cars, at least.

Obviously slightly different tactics later forced those same people to buy small turbo petrol engines, and different tactics still to put those same people into EVs.

I feel sorry for them, but I am glad I was left to make my own choices, like a grown-up.

snuffy

10,909 posts

295 months

Wednesday
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"On the planet" replacing "In the world"


"He's the biggest cock in the world" is now "He's the biggest cock on the planet".



xx99xx

2,463 posts

84 months

Wednesday
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Not a phrase as such, and I've no idea if this has been mentioned in the previous 7874 posts because I will not be checking, but 'buddy' is very annoying (in the UK at least).

Juan B

465 posts

15 months

Yesterday (09:14)
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xx99xx said:
Not a phrase as such, and I've no idea if this has been mentioned in the previous 7874 posts because I will not be checking, but 'buddy' is very annoying (in the UK at least).
You having a go at my golden retrievers name?

donkmeister

9,793 posts

111 months

Yesterday (10:37)
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xx99xx said:
Not a phrase as such, and I've no idea if this has been mentioned in the previous 7874 posts because I will not be checking, but 'buddy' is very annoying (in the UK at least).
You'd hate me then hehe But out of interest, what would you offer as a suitable term of generic address or camaraderie for a middle-class chap?

In my "home counties grammar school" accent (aka RP-lite), "mate" and "chum" often sound effected, and at worse condescending and pointed. I quite like "pal", but that only seems to work in northern accents. "Chap" as a form of address seems to be a north-eastern thing and much as I'm partial to a stottie I think I should leave that one to the Mackems and Tackems.

So I often resort to "buddy". It might be a generational thing too, we millennials came of age when South Park was all the rage with the Canadianisms it brought. Now millennials are in their 40s it probably comes across as sad middle aged men trying to sound cool. hehe

some bloke

1,279 posts

78 months

Yesterday (10:52)
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Has 'gifted' been mentioned yet? You gave, or were given, ffs.

Off to shout at some clouds now.

swisstoni

19,187 posts

290 months

Yesterday (10:55)
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some bloke said:
Has 'gifted' been mentioned yet? You gave, or were given, ffs.

Off to shout at some clouds now.
Yes, but well worth another airing.

Juan B

465 posts

15 months

Yesterday (12:13)
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donkmeister said:
You'd hate me then hehe But out of interest, what would you offer as a suitable term of generic address or camaraderie for a middle-class chap?

In my "home counties grammar school" accent (aka RP-lite), "mate" and "chum" often sound effected, and at worse condescending and pointed. I quite like "pal", but that only seems to work in northern accents. "Chap" as a form of address seems to be a north-eastern thing and much as I'm partial to a stottie I think I should leave that one to the Mackems and Tackems.

So I often resort to "buddy". It might be a generational thing too, we millennials came of age when South Park was all the rage with the Canadianisms it brought. Now millennials are in their 40s it probably comes across as sad middle aged men trying to sound cool. hehe
To be fair buddys not great but its not as bad as dude

Can never go wrong with mate