What makes you feel manly?

[MorganP104]

jesta1865 said:

for me, it's walking down the road with my wife holding hands, know that there are guys looking at us and saying, wtf he's punching way above his weight etc

Asking for pictures of other bloke's wives on an internet forum.

Come on then, what are you waiting for? Pics, or it never happened.

[Kermit power]

toon10 said:

managed to erect a dual reel washing line and dart board in the man cave.

Under no circumstances, even if you erected it yourself, can it ever be considered manly to have a dual reel washing line in your man cave. In fact, this is your partner's woman cave, and she has just let you temporarily store your dart board there.

[toon10]

Kermit power said:

toon10 said:

managed to erect a dual reel washing line and dart board in the man cave.

Under no circumstances, even if you erected it yourself, can it ever be considered manly to have a dual reel washing line in your man cave. In fact, this is your partner's woman cave, and she has just let you temporarily store your dart board there.

No, no, the washing line is in the garden attached to the garage and house, while I was on, drill in hand, I put the dart board up in the man cave.

[IanCress]

toon10 said:

No, no, the washing line is in the garden attached to the garage and house, while I was on, drill in hand, I put the dart board up in the man cave.

For a moment there I thought you were playing darts around the washing. At some point you're going to end up with a prick in your wife's underwear.

[alorotom]

All shamelessly stole from Reddit...

Hanging a towel off of my erection after a shower.

Peeing in the right part in the toilet, so the sound of my piss hitting the water bellows around the house.

Shaving with a weapon.

And of course ... A ball sack swinging between my legs.

[toon10]

IanCress said:

For a moment there I thought you were playing darts around the washing. At some point you're going to end up with a prick in your wife's underwear.

No, never happens. That needs a "what doesn't make you feel manly" thread

[designforlife]

walking into A&E on more than one occasion with no shirt on and with my shoulder hanging out of its socket, and pretty much just chilling on my phone/talking to people/filling in forms, much to the horror of various other onlookers...a fully dislocated shoulder seems to weird some people out quite a bit.

More manly still on the couple of times i managed to reduce it myself.

[HappyMidget]

Using Original Source for Men Extreme Tingle Mint shower gel as a shaving gel

[alorotom]

HappyMidget said:

Using Original Source for Men Extreme Tingle Mint shower gel as a shaving gel

Pffft ... for true manliness I use veet on my Nethers followed by a thorough cleaning in the above before liberally applying Old Spice or Brut for the full manly effect!

[HappyMidget]

alorotom said:

Pffft ... for true manliness I use veet on my Nethers followed by a thorough cleaning in the above before liberally applying Old Spice or Brut for the full manly effect!

Sorry, I meant as a shaving gel for the nethers

[Ari]

Dominating the stairs.

[MorganP104]

Ari said:

Dominating the stairs.

I find that stripping to the waist and standing in front of a mirror, repeating a favoured mantra out loud does wonders for a chap's manliness. My current go-to mantra is:

"You are a fine example of a powerfully built company director, and a driving god!"

If that doesn't work, hammering frozen sausages into the lawn of one's mortal enemy does the job.

PS: If they live in a flat without a garden, just chuck cans of Red Bull up at their windows. Same difference.

[GT119]

Ari said:

Dominating the stairs.

I was going to post that!

I'll have to settle with 'open carrying'.

[Ascayman]

BBQ.

Being able to use the sky remote.

[qube_TA]

sharpening a pencil, with a knife.

[Ari]

Sharpening a knife with a pencil.

[Your Dad]

Mansplaining to my manager, who's female.

[227bhp]

Holding a lurid tailslide.

[Shakermaker]

Having a massive poo

[phazed 11.83]

Working from home, feeling a bit bored, contemplating a little nap or dusting off my radio controlled mini cooper for a blast around the garden in the full knowledge that my wife is away hard at work........pretty manly if you ask me.