Remember the 'escorts' thread? Confession time.

Remember the 'escorts' thread? Confession time.

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gmaz

4,398 posts

210 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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I suppose using an escort is like when a petrol head books one of those "Drive a Ferrari" experiences. A home you might have a diesel Focus with a few miles on the clock but its reliable, its there for you and does what you want it to, but occasionally you want a bit of excitement so you pay £150 for 30 minutes of fun in a Ferrari at a circuit. Then you drive home in your Focus thinking it the Ferrari was OK but you wouldn't want to own one as it would breakdown and cost you loads, and all your mates would want a go in it.

AndStilliRise

2,295 posts

116 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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gmaz said:
I suppose using an escort is like when a petrol head books one of those "Drive a Ferrari" experiences. A home you might have a diesel Focus with a few miles on the clock but its reliable, its there for you and does what you want it to, but occasionally you want a bit of excitement so you pay £150 for 30 minutes of fun in a Ferrari at a circuit. Then you drive home in your Focus thinking it the Ferrari was OK but you wouldn't want to own one as it would breakdown and cost you loads, and all your mates would want a go in it.
To be fair, all his mates have had a go.

4x4Tyke

6,506 posts

132 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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gmaz said:
I suppose using an escort is like when a petrol head books one of those "Drive a Ferrari" experiences. A home you might have a diesel Focus with a few miles on the clock but its reliable, its there for you and does what you want it to, but occasionally you want a bit of excitement so you pay £150 for 30 minutes of fun in a Ferrari at a circuit. Then you drive home in your Focus thinking it the Ferrari was OK but you wouldn't want to own one as it would breakdown and cost you loads, and all your mates would want a go in it.
beer

gregs656

10,877 posts

181 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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gmaz said:
I suppose using an escort is like when a petrol head books one of those "Drive a Ferrari" experiences. A home you might have a diesel Focus with a few miles on the clock but its reliable, its there for you and does what you want it to, but occasionally you want a bit of excitement so you pay £150 for 30 minutes of fun in a Ferrari at a circuit. Then you drive home in your Focus thinking it the Ferrari was OK but you wouldn't want to own one as it would breakdown and cost you loads, and all your mates would want a go in it.
Unless you treat people like objects and can't empathise with them, then no, it's not really like that at all.

gmaz

4,398 posts

210 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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gregs656 said:
Unless you treat people like objects and can't empathise with them, then no, it's not really like that at all.
I know, it was a tongue-in-cheek post.

(OP - how much extra is it for tongue-in-cheek?)

Superflow

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1,399 posts

132 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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AndStilliRise said:
OP, what do you think?
I know what he means i have been around the block enough times,i'm not some love struck 21 year old fool,believe me these women don't need to do £50 quickies they are not strippers with a habit.The ones i've seen all have a plan long term.Some have shown me the places they have holidayed in around the world,and no they were not 'working' not unless they take their mothers and other family members with them.as well.Good luck to them i say.I always treat them with respect just like anybody else i encounter in life.

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

103 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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Superflow said:
.I always treat them with respect just like anybody else i encounter in life.
Except your wife hehe

Superflow

Original Poster:

1,399 posts

132 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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gmaz said:
I know, it was a tongue-in-cheek post.

(OP - how much extra is it for tongue-in-cheek?)
It depends which cheek i guess.

RC1807

12,532 posts

168 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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Eric Mc said:
I've always fancied giving an Escort a go - preferably a rally prepped Mk1 -



This is a car fan forum after all.
WOW!
Look at the aRSe on *that*!

hyphen

26,262 posts

90 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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johnwilliams77 said:
Superflow said:
.I always treat them with respect just like anybody else i encounter in life.
Except your wife hehe
rofl

Moonshiner

195 posts

89 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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hyphen said:
johnwilliams77 said:
Superflow said:
.I always treat them with respect just like anybody else i encounter in life.
Except your wife hehe
rofl
Lol. clap

Sa Calobra

37,125 posts

211 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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Superflow said:
I am not a regular poster on here and did not post on that thread at the time but now i can come clean about this albeit anonymously.I have been using escorts now for sometime now from a reputable agency(if such a thing exists)and over the course of time it has developed into a habit for me.Nobody in my life knows about this not even my closest friend of over thirty years.I am not a troll nor a fantasist just a forty two year old married man with nothing to prove.

I have been with five different escorts since this began,The first girl was 31 and very confident she was dipping in and out of agency work as she already had a wealthy client who would take her on trips abroad with him which she made thousands from,i didn't see her for long as she quit to start a business venture up.The next three girls were all nurses in their twenties,two nhs and the other in private nursing(doesn't say much for public sector wages does it)all polite and intelligent girls.One of them told me about a guy she was seeing who was over from Dubai who took her out almost every night over three weeks to bars and restaurants but never had any sexual contact with her at any time,which i found a little odd,but from memory she said she came out with around £5k from the chap.

The woman i'm seeing now is the best for me,great personality looks and body only been escorting for five months and is currently working through her accountancy exams,not young at 33 but is confident and very open minded which is obviously a big turn on.I see her once every three weeks for normally 3/4 hours a time.I will say that for me this is a purely physical thing and i have no intention of leaving my wife in the future.i have zero interest in relationships or god help me dating,in fact if we ever did split i would never entertain a relationship again as it is too much hassle for me.I appreciate this is not for many but i am just being honest here.
She was free almost every night for three weeks? She's not a real nurse then but has been told to spin a job cover to make her more appealing to punters. She's probably a single mother.

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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Sa Calobra said:
She was free almost every night for three weeks? She's not a real nurse then but has been told to spin a job cover to make her more appealing to punters. She's probably a single mother.
Odd logic, must be nurses who just do day shifts surely? (I knew one once who only did night shifts). And a single mother would find it pretty difficult to be out every night I'd have thought.

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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PurpleMoonlight said:
Ari said:
Dr Jekyll said:
PoleDriver said:
OP, don't believe a word! Very few of them have another job, and most of them will be working through many £50 quickies in between the few (really gullible ones) who are stupid enough to invest a few hundred quid in their 'time'!
If the man gets his £50 worth and she leaves afterwards, where does gullibility come in?
He's referring to the ones that hire the same lady via an agency for a few hundred quid.
I don't see why a guy that prefers a longer appointment should be deemed gullible.

Some people just want a sandwich on the go for dinner, some want a full three courses with a bottle of wine. Both are just getting fed but the experience is different.
Fair comment if the few hundred quid punter is getting proportionately longer.

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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johnwilliams77 said:
Some people have a steak at home, doens't stop them from wanting a cheese burger.
Reminds me of some celebrity who was reckoned to be visiting a lady of the night ages ago (I forget who). His wife was quoted as saying 'of course he isn't, why would he go out for a burger when he can have steak at home?' and I remember wryly thinking then 'because if all you ever had was steak night after night, a burger would probably be quite appealing'.

The women he was allegedly seeing was also rather well endowed and the wife wasn't, which she also pointed to as proof that he wasn't cheating because 'he doesn't like big breasts'. Yeah, rightrofl

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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You've been thinking about this a lot haven't you..? rofl

Evanivitch

20,075 posts

122 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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Sa Calobra said:
She was free almost every night for three weeks? She's not a real nurse then but has been told to spin a job cover to make her more appealing to punters. She's probably a single mother.
This! It's an easy job title that says respectable, trustworthy and caring in one hit. She's probably not even a single mother, just a lady making good money off the books.

Meridius

1,608 posts

152 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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If there wasnt a marriage in question then this wouldnt be much to bat an eyelid at.

But to do it behind the wifes back and say there is no intention of leaving the wife in the future either, to keep up the lie and go home to her like nothing happened is quite pathetic.

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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Inigma said:
Those pay and drive an exotic car packages maybe closer to hireing a prostitute than you think.
Hundreds of eager 'Cantaffords' have been in the driving seat, everything feels worn and sloppy, there is an odd used smell, you always treat it as hard as the handler will let you as you want your money's worth, you will do things to it that you wouldn't do to your focus, when the minder says you did a good lap, you believe him, unknown to you he says that to everybody. Your daily commute seems so mundane after such excitement but you can rest in the knowledge that at least you have been there, done it and got the itch, and when you can scrape together some more cash without being found out, you can go back and have another go.

Fantastic.
Okay, I've been thinking about this a lot whilst I've been cleaning the loo - err, I mean blueprinting the engine in my TVR - and I'm not sure your analogy stands up to closer scrutiny.

What you're overlooking is that the lady in question is a real person, with feelings, hopes, dreams, just like the rest of us.











And also you don't normally club the leggy 360 Modena to death afterwards in a guilt fuelled frenzy screaming 'you made me do it you we!'


Just a thought... getmecoat

T6 vanman

3,066 posts

99 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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Just saying thumbup