What car for a Bank Robbery ??

What car for a Bank Robbery ??

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maxdb

1,534 posts

157 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Lotus Carlton!

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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TurboHatchback said:
For an actual car chase I'd pick a 2005 Impreza STI Prodrive widetrack with disabled airbags. For sneaking away you want something utterly generic, a 3yr old Astra diesel or Korean something-or-other.
That's still why I like my suggestion of an ex police Insignia or Vectra V6.

They look like a low spec diesel Insignia or Vectra, and they're everywhere. Steal some plates from a diesel Insignia or Vectra months before the job goes down and put them on the car on the day of the crime.

Calmly drive away and if you do need to get away quickly, you've got a decent, quick car for the job

sunbeam alpine

6,941 posts

188 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Big old Merc or Jag - something good and solid. Definitely not a 4x4 - too high centre of gravity.

An old girlfriend's dad had a chauffeur who had served time for being a getaway driver. He was fast - back in the days before speed cameras he used to collect us from uni and transport us about. On one memorable trip we did the Severn bridge to Kew in about 45 minutes (in a BMW 323i). He was a big fan of the old Jag.

Fleckers

2,860 posts

201 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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F150 Raptor with air bags disabled

Sod blending in

Ramming speed


Vaud

50,415 posts

155 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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sunbeam alpine said:
Big old Merc or Jag - something good and solid. Definitely not a 4x4 - too high centre of gravity.

An old girlfriend's dad had a chauffeur who had served time for being a getaway driver. He was fast - back in the days before speed cameras he used to collect us from uni and transport us about. On one memorable trip we did the Severn bridge to Kew in about 45 minutes (in a BMW 323i). He was a big fan of the old Jag.
154 mph average. No, no he didn't.

Fleckers

2,860 posts

201 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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F150 Raptor with air bags disabled

Sod blending in

Ramming speed


sunbeam alpine

6,941 posts

188 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Vaud said:
sunbeam alpine said:
Big old Merc or Jag - something good and solid. Definitely not a 4x4 - too high centre of gravity.

An old girlfriend's dad had a chauffeur who had served time for being a getaway driver. He was fast - back in the days before speed cameras he used to collect us from uni and transport us about. On one memorable trip we did the Severn bridge to Kew in about 45 minutes (in a BMW 323i). He was a big fan of the old Jag.
154 mph average. No, no he didn't.
Trust me - he did. This must have been in 1984 or 1985 and in the middle of the night. I don't think I've ever travelled so fast.

Dazed and Confused

979 posts

82 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Great for a drive-by shooting, and the boot is so big you could lock yourself in there to hide from da Bizzies.


Edited by Dazed and Confused on Monday 24th July 22:23

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Vandenberg said:
This, why take the risk, sit on the beach in Thailand armed with a MacBook and a steady supply of cold beers. A few hours a day doing internet scams should bring in 10k a day. If you get organised and busy, easy 20k a day.

Little chance of getting caught and if you do, your getting a shorter stretch than you would for waving a shooter around a bank.
But that stretch would be in a Thai prison.
I hear they concentrate on the quality of the punishment over there.

ZX10R NIN

27,574 posts

125 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Has to be the RS6 Avant (Mapped V10 TT Version) take the badges off replace them with some tdi ones & put a taxi disc in the rear window.

Dazed and Confused

979 posts

82 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Cold said:
Good call. Real hard men don't need to make a fast getaway.

Vaud

50,415 posts

155 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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sunbeam alpine said:
Trust me - he did. This must have been in 1984 or 1985 and in the middle of the night. I don't think I've ever travelled so fast.
Given their max speed was 126, and the distance is 116 miles, plus the need to slow down for some bends and motorway exits, I'd suggest it is well meant... but slightly misremembered timings.

matt101

299 posts

259 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

130 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Just back from seeing the film baby driver,

The first heist is done in a facelift bug eye Impreza, which they then switch to some non descript American thing

The 2nd is done in a Cadillac Escalade then switched to a non descript thing again

The 3rd is done in a Chrysler neon

So by all accounts you need something to blend into your surroundings. So a BMW 3 series or a Ford Fiesta is what you need.

Wacky Racer

38,139 posts

247 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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There's only one choice, a Mk 2 Jag with a 3.8 litre engine.

Zad

12,698 posts

236 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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I thought everyone knew this now? You'd have to be really good at nicking vehicles, but the answer is G134XVX



And yes, technically, it is a car that happens to have a Transit body.

davhill

5,263 posts

184 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Wacky Racer said:
There's only one choice, a Mk 2 Jag with a 3.8 litre engine.
What about the S Type with the 4.2?

davhill

5,263 posts

184 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Got it! Vickers Light Tank MKVIA circa 1937, the 3rd King's Own Hussars maye still have one.



Or this, the Polish PL-01



It'd take a bit more than a stinger to stop these.

The Moose

22,843 posts

209 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Vandenberg said:
Monkeylegend said:
You don't need to rob a bank nowadays, it's all done on the internet from your living room armchair.
This, why take the risk, sit on the beach in Thailand armed with a MacBook and a steady supply of cold beers. A few hours a day doing internet scams should bring in 10k a day. If you get organised and busy, easy 20k a day.

Little chance of getting caught and if you do, your getting a shorter stretch than you would for waving a shooter around a bank.
What scams are you going to run to bring in 10k-20k a day?!

Dazed and Confused

979 posts

82 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Zad said:
I thought everyone knew this now? You'd have to be really good at nicking vehicles, but the answer is G134XVX



And yes, technically, it is a car that happens to have a Transit body.
A blast from the passed. There was a big old robbery at a Securitas depot in Kent a few years ago. A white Transit was used that just happened to have been stolen from a friend of mine in Forest Hill.