Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

[Bomma220]

Bobberoo99 said:

I know, it even sounds wrong but there it is, I do wonder if his new Trivton Towing Truck venture is actually a cover for an experimental landscaping venture and the random craters are him testing his equipment!?!?!?
Forty foot mole hole, weren't they an indie band in the 80's????

Might well be the Ten Pole Tudor lot you're thinking of? I believe one of them is still residing in the West Wing. Nice fella he is, always leaves a tip on the Breakfast Trolley.

I'm not sure about Dicky trialling his equipment on the airfield though. I haven't seen anything official about that.

[lucido grigio]

when is the meds trolley being despatched ?......I might have manflu.

[DickyC]

Not disappeared, just a bit lost. My bro has a route to his house where he leaves the A34 earlier than might be considered polite and goes down through Headbourne Worthy, Kings Worthy, Abbotts Worthy and Martyr Worthy. I tried it this morning returning his Cayman and I have to say it all went a bit woolly in the Worthys. There was unintentional doubling back and eventual emegence on to the A31 the very road the route it is intended to avoid. All sorted now. Much easier negotiating narrow lanes in someone else's expensive car than your own I find.

[Bomma220]

lucido grigio said:

when is the meds trolley being despatched ?......I might have manflu.

Manflu? Good God chap, keep warm and get under a blanket. Battert on his way shortly:



454ml Absinthe & Nurofen sandwich on board. Should he mention anything about moles, tell him to get back to the hangar ASAP.

[Mr Roper]

Good luck with the new venture, Dicky.

[DickyC]

Mr R! There you are, old boy. Thanks for that. How are things in Trivial Splinter Group World?

[Mr Roper]

DickyC said:

Mr R! There you are, old boy. Thanks for that. How are things in Trivial Splinter Group World?

Ah I wouldn't know, fella. I do occasionally pop in the splinter spinter group to keep them rapscallions in check....But generally things are pretty sweet.

[Bobberoo99]

What's all this about a group called Tentpole Tudor??? And is it true Lucido has the dreaded lurgie known as MANFLU!!!
Quick someone quarantine him and feed him copious amounts of hot toddies!!! Don't worry I've got plenty of whisky for them!!!
Did someone also mention a splintered sphincter, OOOOOHHHHH that sounds painful!!!

[lucido grigio]

The 50% Absinthe ,60% Petrol filled "water" bottle,slightly warmed and placed on my chest earlier may have improved my condition from life threatening to merely slightly dead.

[anonymous-user]

Maybe there’s a ‘job’ on

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

What's all this about a group called Tentpole Tudor??? And is it true Lucido has the dreaded lurgie known as MANFLU!!!
Quick someone quarantine him and feed him copious amounts of hot toddies!!! Don't worry I've got plenty of whisky for them!!!
Did someone also mention a splintered sphincter, OOOOOHHHHH that sounds painful!!!

Manflu?????!!!!!!!!
Jees!!

https://youtu.be/VbmbMSrsZVQ

[Bomma220]

V6Pushfit said:

Maybe there’s a ‘job’ on

One last blag for old time's sake eh?

Would be nice, can't ever see it happening though. Not since Rab 'The Razor' bottled it on the Brentwood tickle.

By the way, did you know he's been extradited now?

[lucido grigio]

Bomma220 said:

One last blag for old time's sake eh?

Would be nice, can't ever see it happening though. Not since Rab 'The Razor' bottled it on the Brentwood tickle.

By the way, did you know he's been extradited now?

I thought Essex didn't have extradition

[Bobberoo99]

I believe it was agreed along with making fake tan and teeth whitening part of your human rights!!
Have you finished finding the limits of grip on your brothers Cayman Dicky?? You do realise that if you break it you could recover it with the new truck AND make a tidy profit!!

[Bomma220]

lucido grigio said:

I thought Essex didn't have extradition

You'd be surprised what does go on there from what I've heard. Especially since the 'Maldon Masons' took partial control and established a beachhead in Billericay. Some sort of Coup d'Etat on the Parish Council apparently. Dreadful business.

[lucido grigio]

Just got off the phone to ch5.

I've proposed a reality show named Gullible travels.

We extradite Joey of the Essex to a remote,uninhabited Scottish island and leave him there.
Just tell him it's very well paid,bound to go for it........

Moowahaha.

[Bomma220]

Dicky Cayman?

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Have you finished finding the limits of grip on your brothers Cayman Dicky?? You do realise that if you break it you could recover it with the new truck AND make a tidy profit!!

Profit. Yes. That's some way away I fear. Limits of grip in the Cayman? It's not keen on taking off on wet leaves.

Edited by DickyC on Tuesday 21st November 22:29

[DickyC]

Bomma220 said:

Dicky Cayman?

At your service. My alias is Monty Adverse-Camber. One of my aliases, I should say.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bomma220 said:

Dicky Cayman?

At your service. My alias is Monty Adverse-Camber. One of my aliases, I should say.

That's funny, one of my aliases is Freddy fog bank, due to the cloud of noxious toxic black soot ejected out the back of the Focus on overboost!!!