Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

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Bobberoo99

38,608 posts

98 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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DickyC said:
As you know, it's my Rhythmic Gymnastics night. Someone has seen fit to hide my ribbons.
Found a picture of the Trivton Under Lyme seniors guymnastics team practicing their simultaneous triple backflip with a half pike dismount, luckily it doesn't show the following carnage if several senior gymnasts tangled in the resulting heap!!!

DickyC

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49,732 posts

198 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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Why did they go to Resulting Heap to get in a tangle? We manage it here in the Bar and there's no bother with buses.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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DickyC said:
If they are not returned by quarter past six I shall go to the B&L dressed like this and I will not be responsible for the consequences.
I don't know where the ribbons are, last time I saw them Lucido was trying to stick them to the side of his car?

Anyhow, if you're visiting the B&L be mindful that Lucy's working tonight. She still has a soft spot for you.

DickyC

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49,732 posts

198 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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Lucy?


Bobberoo99

38,608 posts

98 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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DickyC said:
Lucy?

Um, er, she's a, Um, wholesome young thing isn't she!?!?!?

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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She's the only one who could knock up a decent Port & Brandy. Not difficult you would think, but many people get it wrong. Especially at five in the morning, without a bit of lemon.

Good right hook on her too. I remember she had 'Traveller Tom' down in the car park in a flash.

DickyC

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49,732 posts

198 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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Off Topic: I wondered if James Bolam had anything to say about Rodney Bewes. Instead I found is-a-.com. According to this illuminating organ, James Bolam is.

As you were.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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And I’m nipping down to the Ferret & Trouser to see if Mabel has any offers on, then poker in the snug

Bobberoo99

38,608 posts

98 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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V6Pushfit said:
And I’m nipping down to the Ferret & Trouser to see if Mabel has any offers on, then poker in the snug
Oooh eerrrr missus!!! Are you sure you want to admit that!!!

DickyC said:
Off Topic: I wondered if James Bolam had anything to say about Rodney Bewes. Instead I found is-a-.com. According to this illuminating organ, James Bolam is.

As you were.
James Bolam is an illuminating organ!?!? confused

DickyC

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49,732 posts

198 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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Bobberoo99 said:
James Bolam is an illuminating organ!?!? confused
Has. 'Has' rather than 'is.' The ladies with whom he is intimate call him Belisha Beacon Bolam.

Bobberoo99

38,608 posts

98 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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DickyC said:
Has. 'Has' rather than 'is.' The ladies with whom he is intimate call him Belisha Beacon Bolam.
That could make for some interesting encounters, I bet it makes dogging a more, shall we say, enlightening experience!!! hehe

DickyC

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49,732 posts

198 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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When I checked, copies of an aeronautical text book of my dad's were selling for around £300 on Amazon. Or, rather, not selling as they remained there day after day. So I put it on eBay with a starting price of £50. Almost immediately I had an enquiry from someone asking if I would change the auction to include a Buy-It-Now price. Having replied that as I had put it up for auction I would persevere with the auction I settled back to watch a week of feverish bidding. Nothing happened. The book was printed in 1973 and as far as I can see hasn't been reissued. It's not everyone's cup of tea. A handful of people looked and three people put it on their watch list. Last night, around ten o'clock, after six days, twenty three hours and fifty eight minutes there was an opening bid of £50. Was the feverish activity about to start? No. It went for £50. Okay, pleased with that. This morning, I opened an email from the "would you include a Buy-It-Now price" man. He asked if the book had sold as he was called away from his desk and couldn't bid. If it hadn't sold, he would still be interested.

"Couldn't bid"? You had a week to bid. Seven whole days. That's how it works. If you wait until the last few minutes to see if there's any interest you stand a good chance of missing it. eBayers, I tell you.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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I spent yesterday in the TT sickbay ,nurse Cleavage and Doctor Pokeyfingers looked after me quite well and am well rested.

Bobberoo99

38,608 posts

98 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Hello chaps sorry for my unscheduled absence, we had an issue late last night and a very upset wife today.
Dicky it's not unusual for ebayers to behave that way, we sold a used BlackBerry Q10, we said it was locked to Virgin and we wouldn't post abroad, first bid on it, America!!! Once sold the buyer asked how to unlock it as they couldn't get it to work on Vodafone!!! The mind truly boggles!!!
Glad to hear nurse Cleavage and Dr Pokeyfingers we're able to bring you back from the brink of extinction Lucido, we were drawing straws for who would be the first to try the kiss of life, I volunteered!!! lick

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Doctor Pokeyfingers is not a real Doc BTW more of a potions and remedies sort of quack.

Does a bit of Voodoo at weekends too.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Blimey, looks like we're on a bus route today - nothing for hours...

Hope things are getting sorted Bobbers, we're on a bit of a mission visiting Mrs B's dad. He's not a well chap at the mo. Lucido in the sick bay too? Oh bother.

Anyhow, that reminds me - Matron's been looking for you Lucido. Got some sort of poultice thing apparently.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Yes .I saw Matron ,all suited and booted ready to administer the above.

I did a quick runner......getmecoat

I feel better just thinking about missing out on this.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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lucido grigio said:
Yes .I saw Matron ,all suited and booted ready to administer the above.

I did a quick runner......getmecoat

I feel better just thinking about missing out on this.
Jolly good, the run has probably helped you. She can certainly still move at a brisk pace.

By, it's bloody chilly here (North East). I think a nice curry might be in order for tonight.

DickyC

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49,732 posts

198 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Bobberoo99 said:
Hello chaps sorry for my unscheduled absence, we had an issue late last night and a very upset wife today.
Sorry to hear that, Bobberoo. Hope it works out.

Bobberoo99

38,608 posts

98 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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lucido grigio said:
Doctor Pokeyfingers is not a real Doc BTW more of a potions and remedies sort of quack.

Does a bit of Voodoo at weekends too.
Yes I saw him in his full voodoo witch doctor regalia a couple of weeks ago, thought the shrunken head rattle was particularly Good, though to be fair it was only a dolls head full of nuts and bolts!!!

Bomma220 said:
Blimey, looks like we're on a bus route today - nothing for hours...

Hope things are getting sorted Bobbers, we're on a bit of a mission visiting Mrs B's dad. He's not a well chap at the mo. Lucido in the sick bay too? Oh bother.

Anyhow, that reminds me - Matron's been looking for you Lucido. Got some sort of poultice thing apparently.
Yes thanks Bomma, Mrs Bobbers is less stressed and after a kip this afternoon less tired, it's both mentally and emotionally draining at the moment, hope Mrs B's dad is on the mend soon!!
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